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The Questing Stones have come to Nowherested, and Evelia Greene is finally ready to receive her life's quest. Perhaps she'll be a great warrior, or a wealthy merchant, or a brilliant mage. Perhaps her quest is simply to live a quiet life, constantly honing a craft to the heights of perfection. 

Or perhaps the Questing Stones will grant her the legendary mission of popping over to the next village to pick up a loaf of bread. 

Wouldn’t that be ridiculous? 

Eve can’t even begin to guess how or why she’s come by such an absurd life goal, nor how a level-one messenger girl is supposed to complete anything labeled as legendary, but at least she can be sure of one thing. No matter how many wolves or goblins attack, no matter how many speeding tickets she racks up, no matter how many bakeries spontaneously combust as she steps into town, one way or another, Eve is going to get that goddamned bread. 

There just might be a few side quests along the way. 

This book contains game elements, good jokes, bad jokes, worse jokes, and language strong enough to lift weights. Please enjoy.

©2021 Nixia Publishing LLC (P)2021 Nixia Publishing LLC

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never knew a fetch quest to be so hard.

loved it, eve is the punky little sister we want to root for, and cant tell you how i enjoy being continuously surprised by this book.

voice acting was strong and they did a very good job humanizing the characters.

good plot and great jokes.

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if ya like your men made feminine and your women

if you like your men made feminine and your women made masculine this is the book for you I didn't finish the last four hours of this book it was supposed to be funny it's not it's got an okay plot but it has a really bad case of whininess

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A fantastic story.

This was absolutely hilarious yet also incredibly interesting to read. The narrator was perfect, their words clear and expressive, making the story easy to follow along and understand. The story itself was incredibly good, the worldbuilding, characters, and plot getting even deeper and more captivating as you read on. The constant banter between all the characters was phenomenal. Can’t wait to binge the next book too!

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Great LitRPG with a twist

I really enjoyed listening to this quest is broken. This book had some really good situational humor. I like the idea of a life quest, and thought that it was well written. I will definitely be picking up the sequel. Great stuff!

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made up cuss words ....

The author tried the angle of making up cuss words, which in by itself is trying to be creative if they try a variety, but they only made up one phrase. However that being said, the author made a horrible, HUGE error with making said cuss words overly used. You could even hear it in the narrators voice that they were getting irritated. Every time it was used I would stop paying attention to the story because, I would be thinking how many times is the author gonna try say it in the same paragraph.

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Just an excuse to write “Aela’s tits” over and over again

Boring story, the writer had very little imagination and kept the main characters saying the same phrase just about every paragraph.

Would not recommend this to anyone.