Litrpg Comedy

The beloved King Ik is dead, and there was barely time to check his pulse before the royal throne was supporting the suspiciously shapely backside of an impostor pretending to be Ik's beautiful, long-lost daughter. With the land's heroic hunks busy drooling all over themselves, there's only one man left who can save the kingdom of Jenair. His name is Dungar Loloth, a rural blacksmith turned innkeeper, a surly hermit, and an all-around nobody oozing toward middle age, compensating for a lack of height, looks, charm, and tact with guts and an attitude.

Cute girls, dark forests, darker magic. A goth girl with goat horns walked into Jake's gas station and offered him power. She left out one detail: the second he took it, the door locked behind him. Now he's trapped at a school for forbidden magic—necromancy, demon-binding, blood sorcery—a place where the classes draw real blood and the forest wants to eat you. Four women find their way to him: a sly demon daughter, always a step ahead; a cozy blood witch from an ancient Irish clan; a jinn in chains so eager to please she could level the school; and a werewolf built for war who melts ...

Harrick Gallow spends a century as the strongest warrior alive, though only the elites know he exists. He kills dragons when they attack the countryside, defeats necromancer hosts of hundreds of thousands of undead, slaughters beast tides that threaten to swallow the kingdom whole, and saves humanity time and again. He breaks past the impossible Level 99 barrier and reaches Level 105, something long believed to be unattainable. Recently, he kills the Demon Lord. Except, unlike before, no one has an inkling that the Demon Lord is dead yet.

2016 Audible Editor’s Pick 2016 Audible’s Best in Science Fiction The New York Times and USA Today bestselling series An Audible Top 100 Series of All Time More than two centuries after World War III poisoned the planet, the final bastion of humanity lives on massive airships circling the...

An alien cat turned me into a superweapon. I was homeless on the streets of Third York when it happened. Then the military arrived and gave me a choice. Enlist or die. The next thing I knew, I was fighting giant robots at the Xenoforce Academy's boot camp. Figuring out superpowers and energy levels was hard enough, but I had to deal with a mind-reading alien princess, a team of gorgeous women, and a femme fatale in charge of the whole operation. Oh, and a galactic conspiracy is threatening all of humanity. It's up to me and my new feline friend to set things right. A civil war's brewing on ...

FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF ROCHESTER MANSION! Sergeant Steve Ballard never thought... ...he'd be the proud owner of a spunky little Jinni! With years of extensive specialty military training, Steve's biggest use to his unit was his experience as a plumber before he enlisted. Now, hot on the trail of the Chain and its mysterious MAGICAL MILF leader, Alessa, Steve's about to learn just WHAT magic is and how it can change him into the Alpha Male he'd never previously imagined. Jason Hutchinson's Jinn series weaves a complex plot from the building of Steve's gorgeous and devoted harem to ...

PORTAL MAINTENANCE: FER SAL This is the 2nd Edition with I hope all the issues cleared up. Thank You Look, if you are looking for a serious, grimdark fantasy about a "Chosen One" fulfilling an ancient prophecy, I am not your author. But if you need a good laugh, interdimensional tax evasion, and weaponized 1970s upholstery? Pull up a chair. My name is Joseph. I'm a bankrupt systems engineer who bought a falling-down estate in rural Alabama for forty-four grand, entirely because the phenomenally misspelled "Fer Sal" sign in the front yard spoke to my soul. Turns out, the previous owners ...

After quitting her job as a therapist, Tess's life became pretty slow. A tad boring, even. It thus came as no small shock to her when she was chosen by a god. Suddenly thrust into a new world where magic, monsters, and character levels are par for the course, Tess will find that simply surviving can be a challenge. It doesn't help that dark forces are stirring, she's woefully underpowered, and spiders keep trying to claw her face off.

Alice Cromwell graduated from the Underworld Academy for Future Overlords with top marks in necromancy, dark magic, and minion management. Now she has one semester to prove she deserves the title: conquer a human settlement, establish dominion, and pass one final inspection. The target? The human realm. Starting with: Eastchester, a walled city.. A garrison that knows how to fight. And somewhere inside, a rogue Academy graduate named Malecant who’s gone native and is running the city’s defenses from the shadows. Alice’s tools, a zombie army of two thousand, a corrupted magical node, a...

Burning down the lab will do that. But every cloud has a silver lining, and after being let go from his most recent job for unsanctioned experiments, Alph is given the chance to blow off a little steam with a cutting edge new game that isn’t even out of beta. It's called Nova Terra.

The Questing Stones have come to Nowherested, and Evelia Greene is finally ready to receive her life's quest. Perhaps she'll be a great warrior, or a wealthy merchant, or a brilliant mage. Perhaps her quest is simply to live a quiet life, constantly honing a craft to the heights of perfection. Or perhaps the Questing Stones will grant her the legendary mission of popping over to the next village to pick up a loaf of bread.

The backyard was never meant to become a battlefield between worlds. As the World Tree awakens, ascenders from countless realms begin to surge toward the Immortal Realm, each chasing power, redemption, or survival. Among them rises a legend reborn, reshaping the lower worlds with overwhelming strength. But while ancient powers awaken and forbidden lands collapse, an older terror stirs within the shadows of ascension itself. As immortals rise and worlds collide, one question lingers above all others: Is Shen Yichen truly their protector ?

What would you do if your quiet backyard hid a portal to a miniature cultivation realm? Shen Yichen just wanted peace. Dying of cancer, abandoned by ambition and exhausted by life, he returns to his late parents’ countryside home to spend his remaining days farming, drinking tea, and waiting for the end in silence. Instead, he finds cultivators in his backyard. Five of them. Each no bigger than his pinky finger. They are legendary Saints who once shook entire worlds, now reduced to thumb-sized cultivators battling ants, spiders, and garden bugs they call “Chaos Beasts.” To Shen, it ...

Jax and his party are ambushed by Viper’s notorious player-killer squad—but the assassins quickly realize they’ve picked the wrong target. Instead of an easy wipe, the PKers run face-first into a brick wall. Jax unleashes his terrifying, championship-level combat mechanics, predicting stealth attacks blind and face-tanking entire DPS combos without breaking a sweat. Meanwhile, his buddy Ben trolls the attackers with absurd, game-breaking Summoner heals. After dismantling the ambushers and steamrolling an Undead Priest boss for top-tier Rare loot, Jax's secret is finally out: his ...

Deuce’s life took an unexpected shift when he found himself connected to a virtual fantasy world filled with ‘Authors’ as players. A genetic defect had some unexpected results on his transition, and now he's facing a world more vibrant and dangerous than anything he’d come across in his previous life. He did not understand how far in over his head he was until he entered the Kongdom and realized that gnoks watched his every move… If you have a problem with Parody, Satire, Making Fun of LitRPG Authors, Mutants, Cannibals, Harems, Depravity, Dirty Jokes, Clean Jokes, Puns, Making ...

A botched jump off the kitchen cabinets activates something Mittens never expected—a SYSTEM interface that tracks her stats, issues quests, and has absolutely no respect for her dignity. When raccoons breach the perimeter, she'll need to level up fast. The problem? Her only available party member is a beagle who thinks "stealth" means barking slightly quieter.

The System sent a Hero to retrieve him. She stayed for a week. The Vael stayed permanently. Malgrath the Undying is fifty-nine days from the World System's Policy Committee vote on his KEEPER classification. The sanctuary is functioning. The slimes are contained. The Domestic Competency bar is at C+. Then the System dispatches Sera of Velmoor — Sable-class Hero, level 41, and the one person most likely to actually bring Edric home. She arrives thorough, efficient, and ready to file an accurate report. The problem is that accuracy, in this case, keeps pointing in an inconvenient direction....

Morgan used to be a pretty normal guy. He went to college by day and played online games by night, leading his guild into new conquests - until he got hit by a car and a dude wearing a wet suit appeared in front of him. The man offered him a new chance at life in a world he had created, a world with similar rules to the games Morgan loved to play. There is the promise of great rewards and power, he says, if Morgan manages to complete the Tower of Power.

Shen Yichen finally reaches Golden Core and his quiet backyard is no longer so quiet. The tiny cultivators have grown strong. New ascenders keep arriving. Even monsters that once ruled entire worlds are reduced to nothing here. But while everything looks peaceful on the surface, the balance is starting to shift. More people are watching. More forces are moving. And the world inside the tree is growing beyond anyone’s control. Shen Yichen just wants to drink tea and tend his garden. Unfortunately, his garden is becoming the center of everything.

Listen. I know what kind of person picks up this guide. Trust me, I was there once. For about an afternoon. My name is Brock Valentine. I run money on a trading desk. I drive a $200,000 imported German sports car. I’m a former model, which is better than a current model: same title, no call times. I have been with 1,412 women. That’s not a brag. That’s a résumé. Then I ran out of real life. So I logged into Crownfall Online, home of the most realistic women ever coded. I spawned as a before photo. Seven years at a $1,000-a-month gym, gone. No car. No abs. Charisma: 4. I filed a ...