The Weirdest Noob Audiobook By Arthur Stone, Mikhail Yagupov - translator cover art

The Weirdest Noob

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The Weirdest Noob

By: Arthur Stone, Mikhail Yagupov - translator
Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
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Something quite odd is happening in Second World - the planet's foremost MMORPG. Something that's causing alliances to be broken, and friendships, forgotten. A worthless low-level mine becomes the stage of vicious battles, its burned ruins suddenly contested by the game's toughest clans. Every border is controlled, and every road in the province blocked off. The weak players and NPCs alike are subjected to non-stop violent raids courtesy of Eastern invaders. And the strong...the strong are scouring the virtual world for the culprit - the weirdest noob the game has ever seen.

©2017 Arthur Stone (P)2017 Audible, Inc.
Action & Adventure Epic Epic Fantasy Fantasy Fiction Game Virtual World
Compelling Storyline • Immersive World • Engaging Narration • Refreshing Protagonist • Unique Premise • Good Performance

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Not gonna lie a truly boring start but it does indeed pick up and you just can’t help but wonder what’s this mofo gonna do next

Worth it

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Slow start but worth it after chapter 3. This book has Some original elements mixed in with the over use of the word noob.. My favorites being 1. He doesn’t appear to be that tough because his stats are hidden under a low level and 2. The spell “clean slate” which has the potential for him to keep starting over at level 10 with any race while keeping his stats. This could spin off to a hero going on many quests but hiding among the masses. Has some fun potential if done well. So far, it has been done very well!

Excellent LITrpg!

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This was a nice foray into LITRPG!!! It’s funny, interesting and has some great twists!!

Loved it!!

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Two books in this audio but it starts with book two, then goes to books one.

Bad audio setup

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What a noob. You're a noob. Such a noob. Noobs like you are too noobish to do even the noobiest of tasks that normal noobs can do. Quit noobing around. Stupid level 0 noob.

Seriously, the word noob is horrifically overused during the first five hours. There are several words that could replace it just fine and NOT detract from the story or dialogue. How many times can one person call another a noob in the same conversation?

Most of the characters seem to have a lewd quality about them, aside from the main character, and treat people of lower level with complete disdain. This definitely gives the world a different feel and creates a cutthroat environment. It seemed that only a select few players are decent people and the NPC's were also well mannered as games usually make them out to be.

A confusing aspect of the game is the prompts. I was lost several times because the prompts we're too similar and it sometimes sounded like a single prompt was read like six times for a specific achievement.

The world was slowly being built up throughout the book and the fact that people worked to convert in-game currency to real money made it that much more interesting. In-game slaves? That's pretty cool. An unstoppable bugged NPC called Bug? That's also pretty cool. Dude gets a sex change?? Okay...what a twist! I give the book an overall of four stars because I enjoyed the story so much and I wasn't going to let the word "noob" influence my review heavily.

There are a few things that I hope get cleared up in the second book because they didn't make sense but I'll be listening to the second book nonetheless.

Noob, noob, noob.

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