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The Hike
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Publisher's summary
"The Hike just works. It's like early, good Chuck Palahniuk. . . . Magary underhands a twist in at the end that hits you like a sharp jab at the bell. . . . It’s just that good." —NPR.org
“Inventive, funny. . . . Quietly profound and touching.”—BoingBoing
From the author of The Postmortal, a fantasy saga unlike any you’ve read before, weaving elements of folk tales and video games into a riveting, unforgettable adventure of what a man will endure to return to his family
When Ben, a suburban family man, takes a business trip to rural Pennsylvania, he decides to spend the afternoon before his dinner meeting on a short hike. Once he sets out into the woods behind his hotel, he quickly comes to realize that the path he has chosen cannot be given up easily. With no choice but to move forward, Ben finds himself falling deeper and deeper into a world of man-eating giants, bizarre demons, and colossal insects.
On a quest of epic, life-or-death proportions, Ben finds help comes in some of the most unexpected forms, including a profane crustacean and a variety of magical objects, tools, and potions. Desperate to return to his family, Ben is determined to track down the "Producer," the creator of the world in which he is being held hostage and the only one who can free him from the path.
At once bitingly funny and emotionally absorbing, Magary’s novel is a remarkably unique addition to the contemporary fantasy genre, one that draws as easily from the world of classic folk tales as it does from video games. In The Hike, Magary takes readers on a daring odyssey away from our day-to-day grind and transports them into an enthralling world propelled by heart, imagination, and survival.
Critic reviews
"Magary's second novel (after The Postmortal) features elements reminiscent of Homer's Odyssey, Stephen King's "Dark Tower" series, Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland, and the PC game King's Quest. Mostly, it is a reminder of not only how easy it is to get lost but also how difficult it can be to find one's way back. Fast-paced and immensely entertaining, this is highly recommended for sf fans and adventurous literary readers." --Library Journal, starred review
"In this literary odyssey, Magary combines fascinating dream imagery, assorted video game tropes, and a story structure that's deliberately predictable (with nods to many other tales of wandering through strange lands before returning home) but still surprising." --Publishers Weekly
"Creepy.... Magary isn't shy about getting weird fast.... [He] even nails the ending with a Twilight Zone twist that would have Rod Serling nodding with approval. An eerie odyssey that would be right at home in the pages of the pulpy Warren comics." --Kirkus Reviews
Editor's Pick
Rick and Morty fans, listen up
"I was introduced to this book through an unexpectedly long conversation with a friend of a friend. What started as a "you should read this book" conversation turned into one of those dreaded "I’m going to tell you the entire plot of this book" conversations. I was nodding along patiently, as I do, but then became fascinated when this friend’s friend told me about the crab. The crab? Yes, there’s a talking crab that sounds like a mobster with lung cancer. He’s a hoot. Yes, I went and listened just because I wanted to hear the crab. I do not regret that decision at all and recommend this trippy trip 10/10."
—Melissa B., Audible Editor
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Point B
- A Teleportation Love Story
- By: Drew Magary
- Narrated by: Rebecca Soler
- Length: 15 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 147
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 125
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Story4 out of 5 stars 125
When the corporate monolith PortSys brought porting to the masses, CEO Emilia Kirsch and her son, Jason, accomplished what every other start-up company had failed to deliver. They really did change the world. They reversed climate change. They created a multitrillion-dollar industry out of thin air, curing economic woes across the globe. They made it so that anyone could be anywhere simply by touching a screen...including the man who murdered Sarah Huff. Now, Sarah’s 17-year-old sister, Anna, is determined to hunt the bastard down. But there are a few problems.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Sherry Potter’s only got one spell: portkey
- By aaron gilbert on 11-02-20
By: Drew Magary
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Reincarnation Blues
- A Novel
- By: Michael Poore
- Narrated by: Mark Bramhall
- Length: 13 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,644
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,474
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,472
First we live. Then we die. And then...we get another try? Ten thousand tries, to be exact. Ten thousand lives to "get it right". Answer all the big questions. Achieve wisdom. And become one with everything. Milo has had 9,995 chances so far and has just five more lives to earn a place in the cosmic soul. If he doesn't make the cut, oblivion awaits. But all Milo really wants is to fall forever into the arms of Death. Or Suzie, as he calls her.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Profoundly Witty and Charming
- By averageconsumer on 09-13-17
By: Michael Poore
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The Rover
- By: Drew Magary
- Narrated by: James Fouhey
- Length: 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 149
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 138
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Story4 out of 5 stars 138
Drew Magary is a correspondent for GQ and columnist for Deadspin, as well as the author of Someone Could Get Hurt and The Postmortal. He lives in Maryland with his wife and children. Something has landed in Armie Puglian's yard. Something not from here. What is it? What's it looking for? And what happens when Armie decides to keep it?
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2 out of 5 stars
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Narration ruins it—read instead
- By Grace on 08-05-23
By: Drew Magary
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Last Days
- By: Brian Evenson
- Narrated by: Chris Patton
- Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 229
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 204
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Still reeling from a brutal dismemberment, detective Kline is forcibly recruited to solve a murder inside a religious cult that takes literally the New Testament idea that you should cut off your hand if it offends you. Armed only with his gun, his wits, and a gift for self-preservation, Kline must navigate a gauntlet of lies, threats, and misinformation. All too soon he discovers that the stakes are higher than he thought and that his survival depends on an act of sheer will.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Red Harvest for the 21st Century
- By Joe Kraus on 10-04-17
By: Brian Evenson
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Gingerbread
- A Novel
- By: Helen Oyeyemi
- Narrated by: Helen Oyeyemi
- Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 248
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 215
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 217
Influenced by the mysterious place gingerbread holds in classic children's stories, beloved novelist Helen Oyeyemi invites listeners into a delightful tale of a surprising family legacy, in which the inheritance is a recipe.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Beautiful, Evocative Experience
- By purplebrain on 04-07-19
By: Helen Oyeyemi
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Someone Could Get Hurt
- A Memoir of 21st-Century Parenthood
- By: Drew Magary
- Narrated by: Drew Magary
- Length: 4 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 190
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 169
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Story4 out of 5 stars 169
No one writes about family quite like Drew Magary. The GQ correspondent and Deadspin columnist's stories about trying to raise a family have attracted millions of readers online. And now he's finally bringing that unique voice to a memoir. In Someone Could Get Hurt, he reflects on his own parenting experiences to explore the anxiety, rationalizations, compromises, and overpowering love that come with raising children in contemporary America. In brutally honest and funny stories, Magary reveals how American mothers and fathers cope with being in over their heads.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Drew Magary is a Total Jerk
- By Ryan D. Sullivan on 02-05-17
By: Drew Magary
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The Night the Lights Went Out
- A Memoir of Life After Brain Damage
- By: Drew Magary
- Narrated by: Drew Magary, Cassandra Campbell, Joseph Castillo-Midyett, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 171
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 152
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 150
A fascinating, darkly funny comeback story of learning to live with a broken mind after a near-fatal traumatic brain injury - from the acclaimed author of The Hike.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Seriously
- By James Luxbacher on 10-29-21
By: Drew Magary
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Intercepts: A Horror Novel
- By: T.J. Payne
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,410
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,265
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,265
Joe works at a facility that performs human experimentation. His work just followed him home. The government wanted to unlock hidden abilities in the human mind. They put subjects in extreme sensory deprivation. All the test subjects went violently insane. But the research continued. Today it has been perfected. Almost perfected.
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4 out of 5 stars
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☠ 💀 ☠ Tons of gore ☠ 💀 ☠
- By Sara on 10-28-19
By: T.J. Payne
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A Short Stay in Hell
- By: Steven L. Peck
- Narrated by: Sergei Burbank
- Length: 2 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,678
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,518
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,521
An ordinary family man, geologist, and Mormon, Soren Johansson has always believed he'll be reunited with his loved ones after death in an eternal hereafter. Then, he dies. Soren wakes to find himself cast by a God he has never heard of into a Hell whose dimensions he can barely grasp: a vast library he can only escape from by finding the book that contains the story of his life. In this haunting existential novella, author, philosopher, and ecologist Steven L. Peck explores a subversive vision of eternity.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Beautifully unsettling
- By Ryan on 08-23-14
By: Steven L. Peck
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The Hike
- By: Lucy Clarke
- Narrated by: David Johansen-Menkin, Stephanie Racine
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 76
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 72
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Story4 out of 5 stars 72
Burned-out by both her marriage and work, Liz is desperate for an escape. More than that, she craves an adventure, a total reset. So, when she plans a vacation with her three best friends, she persuades them to spend four nights camping in the stunning mountains of Norway. Following a trail that climbs through lush valleys, towering peaks, and past jewel-blue lakes, Liz is sure that the hike is just what they need. But as they stride farther from civilization, it becomes clear that the women are not the only ones looking to lose themselves in the mountains.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Very entertaining
- By Emy on 08-29-24
By: Lucy Clarke
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Let Me In
- By: John Ajvide Lindqvist
- Narrated by: Steven Pacey
- Length: 16 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,232
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,899
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,901
It is autumn 1981 when inconceivable horror comes to Blackeberg, a suburb in Sweden. The body of a teenager is found, emptied of blood, the murder rumored to be part of a ritual killing. Twelve-year-old Oskar is personally hoping that revenge has come at long last—revenge for the bullying he endures at school, day after day. But the murder is not the most important thing on his mind. A new girl has moved in next door—a girl who has never seen a Rubik's Cube before, but who can solve it at once. There is something wrong with her, though, something odd. And she only comes out at night.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hard to put down
- By Amazon Customer on 10-24-10
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Earthlings
- A Novel
- By: Sayaka Murata
- Narrated by: Nancy Wu
- Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 478
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 425
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Story4 out of 5 stars 422
As a child, Natsuki doesn’t fit into her family. Her parents favor her sister, and her best friend is a plush toy hedgehog named Piyyut who has explained to her that he has come from the planet Popinpobopia on a special quest to help her save the Earth.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Intriguing but disturbing
- By C. Parham on 01-01-21
By: Sayaka Murata
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Hollow Kingdom
- By: Kira Jane Buxton
- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,858
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,634
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,635
S.T., a domesticated crow, is a bird of simple pleasures: hanging out with his owner Big Jim, trading insults with Seattle's wild crows (i.e. "those idiots"), and enjoying the finest food humankind has to offer: Cheetos®. Then Big Jim's eyeball falls out of his head, and S.T. starts to think something isn't quite right. Even the slobbering affection of Big Jim's loyal but dim-witted dog, Dennis, fails to cure Big Jim's debilitating malady. S.T. is left with no choice but to abandon his old life and venture out into a wild and frightening new world with his trusty steed Dennis.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Original, Funny, Unputdownable
- By Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com on 05-08-20
By: Kira Jane Buxton
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Library at Mount Char
- By: Scott Hawkins
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 16 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,842
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,449
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,446
Carolyn's not so different from the other human beings around her. After all, she was a normal American herself once. That was a long time ago, of course - before the time she calls "adoption day", when she and a dozen other children found themselves being raised by a man they learned to call Father.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not Your Local Library
- By Lorfet on 04-05-16
By: Scott Hawkins
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The Hike
- By: Susi Holliday
- Narrated by: Imogen Church
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 465
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 423
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Story4 out of 5 stars 425
Four hikers enter the mountains. Only two return. But is it tragedy? Or treachery?
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2 out of 5 stars
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Another dud
- By cindy on 10-04-22
By: Susi Holliday
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This Thing Between Us
- A Novel
- By: Gus Moreno
- Narrated by: Robb Moreira
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 386
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 337
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Story4 out of 5 stars 337
It was Vera’s idea to buy the Itza. The “world’s most advanced smart speaker!” didn’t interest Thiago, but Vera thought it would be a bit of fun for them amidst all the strange occurrences happening in the condo. It made things worse. The cold spots and scratching in the walls were weird enough, but peculiar packages started showing up at the house - who ordered industrial lye? Then, there was the eerie music at odd hours, Thiago waking up to Itza projecting light shows in an empty room.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Unsure what I feel but it’s a lot
- By Liv Templeton on 12-01-21
By: Gus Moreno
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All Our Wrong Todays
- A Novel
- By: Elan Mastai
- Narrated by: Elan Mastai
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,331
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,215
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,214
You know the future that people in the 1950s imagined we'd have? Well, it happened. In Tom Barren's 2016, humanity thrives in a techno-utopian paradise of flying cars, moving sidewalks, and moon bases, where avocados never go bad and punk rock never existed...because it wasn't necessary. Except Tom just can't seem to find his place in this dazzling, idealistic world, and that's before his life gets turned upside down.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Really fun time travel novel
- By Mark on 07-20-17
By: Elan Mastai
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- BC
- 08-08-16
Begins and ends in spectacular fashion
The greatest strength, it seems to me, this author possesses in relation to the Hike is that he really knows how to start a story and suck you in. Similarly, the ending was perfect. It honestly could not have ended any other way. The final scene is so beautifully done that it makes you feel as though the journey was worth the wait.
That said, it is the journey that wore me out. At some point I sat there listening to all of the things he had to go through and began to wonder just how much of it was essential to the novel and how much merely served as filler. Either way, it works because you enjoy it or you don't. If you don't, then by the end you are just as delighted to finish the path as our dear friend we've been walking it with.
The narration is superb and in my opinion made the book a wonderful listen. I'm not sure if have endured the boredom of certain scenes had it not been for the narrator.
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- josh
- 08-10-16
the best cheeseburger I've had in a long time!
If you could sum up The Hike in three words, what would they be?
This book was great like when your hungry and you find a fantastic burger place and the fries are just right.
great story. fantastic narration. nicely weird. fabulous!
What other book might you compare The Hike to and why?
slightly comparable to "alice in wonderland" & "the wizard of OZ" in that hes lost in a strange land. but really nothing like those stories.
I thought it was a good listen like "Off to be the wizard", "repeat", "ready player one" but really nothing like those stories either.
Any additional comments?
stop what your doing and run right out and buy it. do it now!
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- Diane
- 08-28-16
It's an adult Alice in Wonderland
It's a bad dream. It's Dr Who. Its the Flying Circus. It's hard to understand what it is about someone else's bad dream that we can't look away even when we try. I wanted to put this down but I couldn't. I had to find out -I was hooked from the 1st 5 minutes. And yet this craziness seemed to have a point and made me ponder. Unlike Alice at the end I was satisfied.
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- Gene
- 04-01-20
Enjoy your journey
This book is better with every listen
I last indulged in this book when it first was released and recently Re discovered it
It is not for everyone
But where I am in life it is helping me appreciate my time and my loved ones more.
Happy listening
And thanks for looking at my review
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- nathan barr
- 03-04-20
Fantastic
Garners interest from start to finish. Well written, well read and well deserving of a 5 star rating.
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- Peter
- 02-06-17
Worth it
This book was a journey in itself to read. There were times I wanted to stop, but the premise was so intriguing. The ending was well worth every minute, even the bits I wanted to skip over.
Well done.
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- Carl
- 09-16-16
Great Adult Fantasy
I love reading a great original adult fantasy, that's not porn, occasionally but it's hard to find one that is not a rehash of "Lord of the Rings". Here is a great one that makes you think, laugh, and go on a adventure. Wonderful reader. Don't miss
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- Barbara J. Christensen
- 10-26-19
The crab!!
Ben talks to the Crab character, says “I’m from Maryland” the Crab says “I know Maryland, I have family there.”
This isn’t a spoiler, just the moment I decided I love this book. Take a journey w/Ben. You’ll enjoy it.
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- Brigitte
- 04-07-18
The Narrator was PHENOMENAL!!
it was a little slow to pick up at first but the narrator totally made it and in the end I loved it. It was hilarious and creative and I was constantly eager to hear what came next.
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- mitchell
- 03-27-17
Amazing, and what an ending
an incredible journey with a payoff that is worth every minute. laugh out loud moments with moments or disgust mixed in
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