• Seeing the Grocery Store Through Seinfeld Eyes

  • By: R. Scott Murphy
  • Narrated by: Dane Petersen
  • Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
  • 3.5 out of 5 stars (6 ratings)

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Seeing the Grocery Store Through Seinfeld Eyes

By: R. Scott Murphy
Narrated by: Dane Petersen
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Publisher's summary

Do you enjoy watching Seinfeld? Have you ever been to the grocery store? Giddy up! Let the insanity begin.

This fun new humor book celebrates Seinfeld's 30th anniversary and takes love of the sitcom to a new level. Best-selling humor author R. Scott Murphy believes Seinfeld is far more than a TV show; it's a state of mind. In fact, he's watched all 180 episodes so many times that he often sees the world through Seinfeld's eyes. The place where his Seinfeld eyes see the craziest things is the grocery store.

That's why Murphy spent more than a year secretly observing people shopping, logging their peculiar activities in his diary, and commenting about those actions in his mind using the voices of Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer. You won't believe what he saw. Meet the cart shamers, the fruit fondlers, the superhero of savings, the grocery store Mary Tyler Moores, the shirt shockers, and many more.

You get 30 diary entries to help celebrate 30 years of Seinfeld. The fun doesn't stop there. Murphy continues celebrating the comedy of Seinfeld by spotlighting madcap characters, catchphrases, and all-round wackiness. Try your hand at Seinfeld trivia, grab a Seinfeld fan grocery list, and laugh all over again at the show's best moments.

If you like TV's most successful sitcom, you'll love R. Scott Murphy's crack-up-worthy Seeing the Grocery Store Through Seinfeld Eyes. Sweet fancy Moses, this book is an absolute must-have for any Seinfeld fan. Get it now!

©2020 Randall Scott Murphy (P)2020 Randall Scott Murphy

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