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Prince Kevin Timberline must retrieve Ancient Artifact Model Seven from the clutches of the evil Lord Voltmeter - He Who Must Be Named - before said evil lord unleashes his diabolical plan. Luckily, Kevin wields a secret weapon that will cause the forces of darkness to tremble: The Handbook of Practical Heroics.

©2004 John Moore (P)2013 Audible, Inc.

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  • Timothy
  • Ormond Beach, FL, United States
  • 03-28-13

Milking the Giant Cow!

Hilarious book. Reminds me a lot of Terry Pratchett's earlier work ... fun, light, and very witty. I'm going to start downloading the author's other books now. Hazaah!

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  • Angela
  • fort worth, TX, United States
  • 10-18-13

Short, sweet and refreshing

Would you listen to Heroics for Beginners again? Why?

No, because I usually don't do second listens.

Would you recommend Heroics for Beginners to your friends? Why or why not?

Yes. It's over the top in all the right ways. The narrator nails the sarcasm and delivers the humor.

Which scene was your favorite?

I did not have a favorite scene. I thought the story was decent from start to finish. I laughed frequently.

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  • Mr. John Hughes
  • 11-26-17

so glad this got an audiobook!

accents are flawless...

rhythm is hypnotic...

thank you! i can now force family to share in my moore love when trapped in the car!