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Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar
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Publisher's Summary
From blockbuster author James Patterson comes the third installment in the number-one New York Times best-selling Middle School series!
Georgia Khatchadorian plans to excel at Hills Village Middle School in all the places her troublemaking brother failed. She's even bet him that she'll quickly become one of the most popular girls in school. But Rafe left a big mark at HVMS, and no one will give Georgia a chance!
Even worse, Rafe has sneakily signed up her band to play at the school dance, and she's terrified to embarrass herself in front of the snooty "Princesses" who run the school and the boy who's caught her eye. Will she be able to overcome her fears and win her bet with Rafe? Find out THE TRUTH about Rafe Khatchadorian's sister in the first Middle School story from the point of view of the hilarious Georgia - -a girl who's ready to speak her mind!
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
- HML
- 06-02-18
good
I like this book. It is super great. I recomend this book highly. Love it for a book
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Anonymous User
- 04-10-19
Middle schools
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- Penny
- 04-06-18
My son and I love these books
love this series. my son and I listen to them while I'm driving. James Patterson is great.
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- Peggy M.
- 09-01-15
Let's Break Every Rule in the Handbook
Get ready for it…Older brothers and sisters can make your life miserable, even when they’ve moved on!
Patterson’s Middle School series features Rafe’s little sister this time. When Georgia Khatchadorian enters Hills Village Middle School (known to the kids as HVMS), she believes things will be a snap. She’s smart and has a track record. That should be worth something.
Rafe has already moved on from Middle School, but his history has not been forgotten. It doesn’t take long for Georgia to learn how to walk in Rafe’s shadow.
I don’t want to provide any spoilers to this delightful stumbling routine through the hallowed halls of Middle School, but this book has it all. The princess brigade, consisting of the most popular girls, and the sudden onset of rushing hormones as boys and girls begin to discover they don’t necessarily carry “cooties” after all.
Bullying is alive and well in the hallowed halls of HVMS, and even Georgia has a bit of a problem embracing a kid who doesn’t quite measure up to the expectations of the in-crowd.
This is a perfect gift for the young girl who is entering Middle School. She may discover her life isn’t as bad as she thought it was. (Well, except for the boogers…What MG book would be complete without them?)
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Nayda
- 07-06-15
Awesome
This my favorite book i could read it 100 times it was a amazing book
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Jermaine
- 04-16-17
georga made mor friends then rafe at hills village
What did you love best about Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar?
wat i love the best about this book is that
Who was your favorite character and why?
rafe because he is funny and a rule breaker like me
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
rafe bet with georga
Any additional comments?
i broke every rule and i still didnt get expelled from success academy middle school
