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Meredith

The Fairer Sex Collection, Book 2
Narrated by: Samara Naeymi
Series: The Fairer Sex, Book 2
Length: 24 mins
3.5 out of 5 stars (103 ratings)

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A frustrated lawyer finds release where she least expects it - and where she needs it most - in this exhilarating, sexy romp through the finest gluten-free indulgences in a New York City grocery store.

After another long workday, the only thing Meredith wants is a nice big bowl of paleo maple-pecan coconola. But the hour-long checkout line at 7:00 p.m. at an all-organic supermarket stands between her and satisfaction, and the yupster mob is working her last nerve. Then, out of nowhere, a spontaneous flirtation with a stranger shows her there’s a lot more than coconola waiting for her in the bulk-food aisle.

Meredith is part of The Fairer Sex, a collection of sexy, satirical, and sometimes harrowing short stories that explore the question: “What do women want?” The answer is different for every woman, but each can be read or listened to in a single sitting.

©2019 Michelle Miller (P)2019 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.

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What did I just listen to?

Audio borrowed for free via Amazon Prime membership. At 25 minutes long (including intro & credits) this is a very short story.

Meredith is in line at Whole Foods eating maple pecan Coconola (we know this is what she’s eating because it’s mentioned every other sentence). She’s annoyed with all the people around her including a guy who is left-swiping on a dating app. While in line she runs out of snacks and heads back to the bulk foods to get more. Hugh (left-swipe guy) follows her as he’s found her profile on the app and decides to swipe right.

Apparently he’s actually decided to have sex with her in the middle of Whole Foods. Meredith agrees and they go at it in front of shoppers (one who grumbles because they’re blocking pineapple chips or something). Somehow they manage not to get arrested.

The story ends as soon as the orgasm is over so no clue about Meredith or Hugh or anything else.

I can’t imagine spending money on this or ever listening to it again. It’s an intriguing concept (the series, not this specific story) and the narrator was great. However, this felt incomplete and the public sex was OTT for me.

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umm what?

didn't realize i was going to be listening to a porno! yuck. not well written or spoken.

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Best lunch listen!!!!

I dont know which desire is more, to eat Paleo Maple Pecan Cocanola or to have sex!!!!! Fun story and the reading was superb!!!!

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  • Roni F.
  • Irvington, NE USA
  • 03-12-19

I Should Shop at Whole Foods!

I enjoyed this audible, from start to finish. Meredith came to life, with every word.

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  • Admiralu
  • Camarillo, California United States
  • 03-05-19

Strange, Sexy Short


This was a short story about a neurotic woman agonizing about her grocery choices and the wait in a Whole Foods store. She winds up with the perfect solution for her craving by having sex in one of the aisles.

You know this is a book, because they would be arrested in real life. Good thing this is a short story on Kindle Unlimited. Meredith comes off as very bright and I can't see why Hugh would like her. The narration was outstanding on the audiobook.

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Nice And Steamy

This is a cute little short story. Maybe even considered a pre-writing for a potential novel. It might even be considered a small little piece of smut fiction. Either one of these would be accurate. I didn't hate it. I just don't really consider it to be something I'd normally reach for. It does have great potential though.