• Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog)

  • By: Jerome K. Jerome
  • Narrated by: Martin Jarvis
  • Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
  • 4.1 out of 5 stars (533 ratings)

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Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog)

By: Jerome K. Jerome
Narrated by: Martin Jarvis
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Publisher's summary

Here is one of the greatest English comic novels read by incontrovertible king of English comic audiobook readers, Martin Jarvis. Three men, worried about their health and in search of different experiences, set off 'up the river' in a boat. Jerome's delightful novel, dating from 1900, paints a vivid picture of innocent fun.

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Fan for everyone!

It's way too short.
I enjoyed it when I was a kid and today it's still a masterpiece! Hours of fun, with a little bit of irony.

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Timeless

A joy to listen to, humour, history, travel. Most of all a most amusing story of three friends and their trip along the Thames. I'm tempted to find some like minded friends and repeat the journey.

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A Rollicking Voyage

Many years ago I was fortunate enough to be given a paper back copy of this book by a friend. It is even better as an audiobook with the musical background and the excellent English reader. This version has the perfect flavor of an old England travel guide with non stop English humor escaping at every seam.

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Like PG Wodehouse but much less funny

The only thing I can compare this to is the famous PG Wodehouse series with Wooster and Jeeves. It is the same genre of humor, takes place in early 20th century England, and is very understated and/or silly humor. But the humor in this book is so dated and the story so dull that this is barely amusing, and after waiting through an hour or more of listening for something entertaining to happen I gave up. I can't think of anyone I know who would find this book appealing.

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Boring, with a side of dull

Would you try another book from Jerome K. Jerome and/or Martin Jarvis?

Probably not.

What do you think your next listen will be?

Something funnier.

How did the narrator detract from the book?

He didn't.

If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog)?

I wouldn't finish the book.

Any additional comments?

What kind of comedy loses your attention while walking an isolated road with nothing interesting on it? This kind.

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Failure of a star audiobook narrator

While admitting I am a fan of Martin Jarvis (particularly when he reads Charles Chickens), I must say this one is a failure. Humorous stories should be told, or read in this case, in the pace that allows listeners to savor the beauty of humor. However, Martin just took this book and read as fast as he could all the way through as if he had to finish it quickly so as not to be late for a hot date. And as the world knows, he can read very quickly. To make matters worse, his deep voice is not ear-friendly at all when projected in a machine-gun-like way as in this audiobook. Slow down, Martin!

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This WAS supposed to be funny right?

After hearing so many people RAVE about this book, I gave it a try.

I'm at a loss. I think I laughed once. Having said that, I think a P.G. Wodehouse fan would find it hilarious. Give me Bill Bryson any day.

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ugh

This is the first audible book I didn't finish. Thought it was tedious. The only thing I really liked about it was the title.

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