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George Carlin Reads to You
- An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
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If one George Carlin audio is funny, then two are funnier and three must be funniest, right? That's our thinking behind this new collection. It's a HighBridge library of laugh-out-loud, award-winning recordings featuring George himself performing many of his best bits. The set includes:
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Acerbic observations, manic musings, in-your-face questions, witty word play, and more "droppings" from Carlin's singular brain. "I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed." "Why are there no recreational drugs taken in suppository form?" The first Carlin book on audio and a 2001 Grammy winner.
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Carlin invents Past-Tense TV (Got Smart, Father Knew Best, It Was Left to Beaver); crusades for the Center for Research into the Heebie Jeebies; founds the George Carlin Book Club (recommended reading: Fill Your Life with Croutons); and suggests that "If the shoe fits, get another just like it." A 2002 Grammy winner.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I nice pragmatic view of life.
- By Aaron on 10-19-04
By: George Carlin
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More Napalm and Silly Putty
- By: George Carlin
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 2 hrs and 28 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 216
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 82
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 83
A companion to the best selling Napalm and Silly Putty, George Carlin's More Napalm and Silly Putty picks up where the original left off, with more laser-sharp observations, tough questions, philosophical musings, linguistic legerdemain, and inspired weirdness in these unabridged excerpts from the thinking man's comic - and three-time Grammy winner!
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3 out of 5 stars
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Entry-Level Carlin
- By Charles Elmore on 12-23-03
By: George Carlin
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Complaints & Grievances
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 54 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 89
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 67
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Story5 out of 5 stars 66
If you missed the HBO special, it's all here and it's all hysterical. George goes off on every subject under the sun and a few other planets too. Be the first one on your cell block to buy this great performance.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Funny
- By M on 02-21-17
By: George Carlin
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You Are All Diseased
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 1 hr and 1 min
- Original Recording
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Carlin's riffs on religion and terrorism on this album are classic. He even tackles the timely topic of airport security. Nobody dissects untouchable subjects better than the nimble mind of George Carlin. Recorded for an HBO live broadcast stand-up special on February 6, 1999.
By: George Carlin
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Parental Advisory
- Explicit Lyrics
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 53 mins
- Original Recording
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Okay, you might want to remove children under the age of nine from the room before listening to this brilliant album. When they turn 10, you might want to reconsider. Kids are going to learn this language sooner or later, so why not from George? It's Carlin's 12th comedy album, and most of it comes from his seventh HBO special Doin' It Again.
By: George Carlin
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Classic Gold
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 203
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 141
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 139
This set contains three of George Carlin's classic albums from the 1970s in their entirety: FM & AM, Class Clown, and Occupation Foole.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Don't listen and drive
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 10-05-12
By: George Carlin
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A Carlin Home Companion
- Growing Up with George
- By: Kelly Carlin
- Narrated by: Kelly Carlin
- Length: 11 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 273
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 246
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 248
Truly the voice of a generation, George Carlin gave the world some of the most hysterical and iconic comedy routines of the last 50 years. He perfected the art of making audiences double over with laughter while simultaneously making people wake up to the realities (and insanities) of life in the 20th century. Few people glimpsed the inner life of this beloved comedian, but his only child, Kelly, was there to see it all.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A wonderful journey
- By Christopher on 09-18-15
By: Kelly Carlin
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Life Is Worth Losing
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 110
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 80
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 80
George Carlin's 18th album. It was recorded simultaneously with the live broadcast of his 13th HBO special.
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5 out of 5 stars
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classic
- By Brad on 02-13-09
By: George Carlin
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Pryor Convictions
- And Other Life Sentences
- By: Richard Pryor
- Narrated by: JD Jackson
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,102
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 975
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 979
Richard Pryor journeys from his childhood in a family that worked in whore-houses and bars, through to his years in Hollywood - the money, the women, the drugs - and the diagnosis of multiple sclerosis.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Powerful and painful
- By Fritz Mason on 04-19-18
By: Richard Pryor
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39 Years of Short-Term Memory Loss
- The Early Days of SNL from Someone Who Was There
- By: Tom Davis
- Narrated by: Tom Davis
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 60
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 36
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Story4 out of 5 stars 36
i>39 Years of Short-Term Memory Loss is a seriously funny, offbeat, and irreverent memoir that chronicles the early days of Saturday Night Live and features some of its greatest personalities---Al Franken, Lorne Michaels, Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Bill Murray, Michael O'Donoghue, and Chris Farley.
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5 out of 5 stars
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GREAT MEMORIES!!!
- By Ruth R-Evans on 08-21-12
By: Tom Davis
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A Place for My Stuff!
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 51 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 98
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 67
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 62
Classic Carlin all the way. His eighth comedy album after a five year break. Unlike earlier releases, A Place For My Stuff contains a number of studio tracks in addition to live performances, and he pokes fun at the format and candor of community radio, commercials, and television with aplomb.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Comdedy Classic
- By Jill on 06-27-08
By: George Carlin
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Class Clown
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 48 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 87
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 52
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Story5 out of 5 stars 51
Comedian George Carlin's definitive monologue was delivered on this 1972 album, his third, in the form of Seven Dirty Words You Can Never Say on Television. The FCC and Supreme Court held the routine as the epitome of tastelessness, threatening to yank the license of any station that dare play it over public airwaves. So you know it has to be funny. Buy it today and shock your parents!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Top 5 comedy album of all time
- By Kent on 06-24-08
By: George Carlin
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I'm Dying Up Here
- Heartbreak and High Times in Standup Comedy's Golden Era
- By: William Knoedelseder
- Narrated by: William Dufris
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 311
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 259
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 260
I'm Dying Up Here chronicles the collective coming of age of the standup comedians who defined American humor during the past three decades. Born early in the Baby Boom, they grew up watching The Tonight Show, went to school during Vietnam and Watergate, migrated en masse to Los Angeles in the mid-1970s, and created an artistic community unlike any before or since. They were arguably the funniest people of their generation, living in a late-night world of sex, drugs, dreams, and laughter.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Nails on a chalkboard narration.
- By DB on 03-15-18
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There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say
- By: Paula Poundstone
- Narrated by: Paula Poundstone
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 576
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 361
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Story4 out of 5 stars 356
What do the lives of Lincoln, Helen Keller, Joan of Arc, and other historical figures have in common with Paula Poundstone? In the hands of this wryly observant and self-deprecating comedian, the answer is outrageously funny and unexpectedly touching. Poundstone compares her crazy life to theirs, as she holds forth on her children, her career, and the time in her life when it appeared she would lose them both.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More!
- By Evelyn on 02-11-07
By: Paula Poundstone