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Vanessa de Sade has been writing fiction about the forbidden side of women’s sexuality for the last six years, and her stories and poems have appeared in a multitude of outlets ranging from feminist and literary magazines to glossy compendiums.
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- Jan
- 02-09-18
No Shame Sexual Exploration
This book of short stories explores the inner sexual thoughts and desires as seen through a woman's eyes. Full of delicious short stories that are guaranteed to peak your interest.
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- EmmaPetal
- 04-26-24
a bit erotic but inconsistent
some stories really pop, but others seem to go nowhere and take too long getting there.
on the production itself, the "chapters," which are individual stores, need titles to make it easier to go back to the stores I like.
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- Lorraine Rusnack
- 08-24-21
Not what I was expecting
While the stories were very sexual I was just not into the m/f sex scenes. Th we narrating was very good just not my cup of tea.
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- Virginia
- 01-11-18
Fast Paced Stories.
These stories were short but sweet. They had sexual adventures in a theologian school, a bar, a bath house, an art paradise and many more. The narrator did a good job.
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