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This steamy performance by Jason Griffin provides the listener with many useful tips for romancing a vampire. The Vampire Seduction Handbook is told from the point of view of author and American vampire, Luc Richard Ballion. His 200 years of being a vampire have made him knowledgeable in the area of human-vampire love and sex. This how-to guide addresses the reasons for a vampire's irresistible erotic energy. It teaches women how to find a vampire and how to spike a vampire's sexual interest. Griffith's performance is convincing and sensuous. Any fans of vampire fiction will find this audiobook instructional.

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For Twilight fans and beyond: the ultimate guide to love and sex, vampire-style. Women daring and lucky enough to discover romance with a vampire claim to enjoy the most intense love and sex of their lives. But how do you find a vampire of your very own? And just how do you get him interested in ravishing you within an inch of your life? Will the ecstasy of the coupling be worth the inherent risks of vampire love—the risks of drinking your blood, the risks of secrecy, and the risks of betrayal?

At last, this step-by-step guide will help women the world over to experience the pleasures of vampire romance. You’ll learn why these creatures make the best lovers (stamina, overpowering strength, and deep appreciation of women) and the best places to find a vampire and, no, it’s not in graveyards. Once you’ve been initiated into the realm of human-vampire sex, you’ll want to know about vampire turn-ons, games vampires play, dealing with jealousy, and finally, whether or not to consider becoming a vampire yourself.

Author and vampire Luc Richard Ballion reveals his tricks on balancing blood-play with physical thrills, and includes true descriptions of trysts across the ages, compatibility checklists, and an A-to-Z of troubleshooting. The result is a book you would die for. Really.

©2009 Scott Bowen (P)2012 Audible, Inc.

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