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The Zombie Survival Guide Audiobook

The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead

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Publisher's Summary

The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack:
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection: tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset: life. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is an audiobook that can save your life.

©2003 Max Brooks; (P)2006 Random House, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"One would expect the son of Mel Brooks to have a genetic predisposition to humor, and indeed, he does, and he exhibits it relentlessly here." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Amazon Customer 09-13-16
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    "Best Guide out there"

    Only problem is lack of options for non lethal take downs. I need fifteen words.

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    daniel 08-16-16
    daniel 08-16-16
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    "ahh this one"

    listened to it on Youtube. liked it so i bought it here :-) good times

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    Christopher Totzke 06-29-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Great read!"

    Wonderful information provided. Remove the zombie factor, and you still have a fantastic survival guide should the world go south for any other reason. Definitely held my interest. A good read for any survivalist or zombie fan.

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    Kenneth E Dinkin 06-11-16 Member Since 2013
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    "Terrible"

    Just completely boring - why write or record this??? No story at all. Just idiotic. I love zombie stories but this was just dumb.

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    Jerry 06-10-16
    Jerry 06-10-16 Member Since 2016
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    "CM begat ZM"

    His father, Mel, must truly be proud. Comedy Master begat Zombie Master, that should be their entry in the Book of Numbers.

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    Jamal Love Kansas City, MO USA 03-25-16
    Jamal Love Kansas City, MO USA 03-25-16 Member Since 2017

    Be yourself to the maximum.

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    "Great read. Get and stay prepared."

    Having a bug out bag and weapons shouldn't seem so outlandish in today's world, anyway.

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    Michael 02-17-16
    Michael 02-17-16 Member Since 2016
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    "On point and must have"

    Great and a must listen to for everyone who love the TV show "The walking dead"

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    "get this book"

    ahh it is so good. going to buy it in paper back. so good it is great

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    Chris Bordeman 09-09-15 Member Since 2011
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    "First half great, second half repeaty"

    I loved the first half of this audio book. The second half, though, delves into a detailed (fake) history of zombie outbreaks, and gets really monotonous and each story quickly starts sounding like the last. I would have cut the second half in half, but otherwise a very enjoyable book and a good performance for a single narrator.

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    Adam 09-05-15
    Adam 09-05-15 Member Since 2014
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    Fun to listen to, interesting points and kind of creepy. I am glad I listened to it.

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