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Publisher's Summary

When Lucy Brennan, a Miami Beach personal-fitness trainer, disarms a gunman chasing two frightened homeless men, the police and the breaking-news cameras are not far behind and, within hours, Lucy is a media hero. The solitary eye-witness is the depressed and overweight Lena Sorensen, who becomes obsessed with Lucy and signs up as her client - though she seems more interested in the trainer’s body than her own.

When the two women find themselves more closely aligned, and can’t stop thinking about the sex lives of Siamese twins, the real problems start....

In the aggressive, foul-mouthed trainer, Lucy Brennan, and the needy, manipulative Lena Sorensen, Irvine Welsh has created two of his most memorable female protagonists, and one of the most bizarre, sado-masochistic folies à deux in contemporary fiction.

Featuring murder, depravity and revenge - and enormous amounts of food and sex - The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins taps into two great obsessions of our time - how we look and where we live - and tells a story so subversive and dark it blacks out the Florida sun.

Warning: Contains explicit content.

©2014 Irvine Welsh (P)2014 Random House Audiobooks

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  • Miss L. Price
  • 04-03-18

Unusual

Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

if they were fans of Irvine welsh then yes im sure this would appeal

How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?

i would have preferred Lorelei king to have narrated more of the book, i struggled with Penelopes harsh and overly angry voice, which is appropriate for some of the book but feel softer tones are also needed

How did the narrator detract from the book?

Penelopes harsh and overly angry voice, which is appropriate for some of the book but feel softer tones are also needed

If this book were a film would you go see it?

no but i would be intrigued enough to watch it at home if it was on tv

Any additional comments?

a great write, a confusing title and all wrapped up too quickly after investing so much time in the read.

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  • Garry S.
  • 07-27-17

Simply classic IRVINE WELSH

Where does The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

Having read all Irvines books wasnt sure if i would get in to this but it was fantastic

What was one of the most memorable moments of The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins?

the way the Characters intertwined and the journey of each one

Which scene did you most enjoy?

The last 3 hours

Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

it made me laugh and at times made me feel uncomfortable

Any additional comments?

great book worth a read

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  • Ritchie
  • 05-21-15

Usually I love welsh

In fact I would say he's my favourite author, but I felt this was just a bit below par.

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  • Steve Richards
  • 03-05-15

Not Welsh's best but didn't disappoint

As an avid fan of IW I always look forward to his new books and whilst I prefer his work when it's centred in Edinburgh I still enjoy the twists and turns of everything he writes.
This was typical Welsh, a brilliant and often macabre sense of humour shines throughout. Brilliantly narrated, if you like Welsh you'll enjoy this.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 01-17-15

twins

big fan of Irvine Welsh. It was a little hard to get used to the narrator being American as in my head Irvine Welsh books should all be read in Scottish so a little disappointed to start. the story unfolds and you get to know the characters it becomes an excellent read. I love the performance and don't think you could of found anyone to do a better job. the book is not for everyone crude and rude and with a dark sense of humour but definitely has a story to tell and worth sticking with to the end.

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  • Jason
  • 12-27-16

Loved it!

I thought I was going to miss Tam Dean Burn! The voice talent were incredible and I loved the story. Awesome!!

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  • Mr. G. Mckellar
  • 11-03-16

Another amazing Irvine Welsh novel

Irvine Welsh never fails to amaze me. This novel really captures some very female perspectives which for a male writer is genius. Also just as you think you know where these characters are heading in their downward chaotic spiral, the ending still has the ability to surprise you. Classic Welsh.