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Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead Audiobook

Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead: Toad Witch Series, Book 1

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Publisher's Summary

A little magic can go a long way - to really screwing up a girl's life!

Mara is having the worst month of her life. At least, that's what her cards tell her and they've never been wrong. She's evicted from her apartment, loses her job, and is banned from Beverly Hills. So when the tarot cards predict her imminent demise, she uses a little magic to make her world right.

Suddenly, an aunt she's never met dies, leaving Mara as her sole heir. But when Mara moves into her inherited home, she discovers Aunt Tillie never moved out. She's still one pissed-off old lady, even postmortem, and she blames Mara's magical meddling for her death.

When Mara accidentally releases a demon and awakens the spirit of the most powerful witch in history, Tillie's ready to kill her - literally. It's the only way she can think of to save the girl from herself. The witch and the demon, however, have other plans for Mara's body!

©2011, 2012 HekaRose Publishing and Christiana Miller (P)2014 HekaRose Publishing and Christiana Miller

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    Mary E aka Lockette Minneapolis, MN 12-30-16
    Mary E aka Lockette Minneapolis, MN 12-30-16
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    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes. Fun, quirky chick lot with a good reader. Easy to become absorbed in the story.


    What did you like best about this story?

    It was just fun and light. Love the relationship between Mara and Gus.


    Which character – as performed by Marie Rose – was your favorite?

    Gus. So funny!


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Great film to lose yourself in.


    Any additional comments?

    Liked the story and the light, witty banter between Mara and Gus.

    7 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Deedra 08-11-15
    Deedra 08-11-15 Member Since 2017
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    I truly enjoyed this book!Narrated beautifully by Marie Rose ,this is the story of Maura who is tossed out of her apartment and is trying to live in Aunt Tillies old house.Maura is a witch with a curse on her and what can go wrong usually does for her.Tillie is a ghost with an agenda.A fun,funny romp through the world of witchcraft!"I was provided this audiobook at no charge by the author, publisher and/or narrator in exchange for an unbiased review via AudiobookBlast or MalarHouse dot com"

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Alexsandra Adams 06-03-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Amazing book"

    Amazing ! I couldn't walk away because I had just had to know what was going to happen next. A must read!!!

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Cyn 07-30-16
    Cyn 07-30-16
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    "Lovely mystery with tons of laughs"
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    This was a different kind of read for me. I totally enjoyed the twists and turns along with the laughs and smiles. There were a few areas that just about broke my heart but most were a total delight. Nothing is as it seems to be you can’t trust those you think you can and those you do trust you might now want to. You along with Mara will have to work out what it right, wrong and happening. When playing with magic one must be careful things maybe be given in a way that you do not want. There is always a price to pay for any wish that comes true.

    Poor Mara has lost just about everything her job, her apartment and now her aunt that she has never known. Once she moves into her aunts home everything is off balance and nothing is as it seems. She has weird dreams that could be the death of her. There is evil around and she has to work it out before she ends up dead. Spirits are all-round some good some bad.

    Ms. Rose as narrator was a delight with her many different character voices. You have no trouble knowing who is talking or what they are feeling. She gives the right tone to each emotion if the character laughs so does she which made it a wonderful listen you could really get into. I love the evil witch laugh which had me looking around. As I shopped I would laugh or chuckle everyone around me looked at me funny. There are no background noises or any place where the volume changes if a break was taken you cannot tell. Here male and female voices were a delight to listen to. She has a very smooth voice you have no trouble listening to for hours. I am looking forward to listening to more audios by her.

    I loved Gus he was so funny making me laughs with his sarcastic way he really made the story so much fun. I really enjoyed the other characters each brings so much to the story. Aunt Tillie is a trip that you can never really get a handle on. I even enjoyed the evil ones. I adore the house and all it brings to the story. If you are looking for a book that has a little of everything you have found it. This is filled with magic, mystery, mayhem and tons of humor. It really was a very fun humorous listen that I totally enjoyed. The ending was great and could be the end but I do believe this is a series. It can be read as a standalone with an ending that leaves you wondering a few things but a good ending.

    7 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    TmcS 07-23-16
    TmcS 07-23-16 Member Since 2013
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    "A 'bewitching' read:"

    Well done! This was a 'chance' I took (reading an author I hadn't read before), based upon the premise... and not only was I *not* disappointed... I was very happily surprised! I'll gladly add the rest of this author's titles - past and future- to my collection!

    7 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Elke 07-22-16
    Elke 07-22-16
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    "wonderfully wiccan"

    I love how the narrator used different voices/accents. I love the story, being mystical and special without being boring. I am now looking for book 2 ! :)

    7 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Elisabeth STANTON, CA, United States 07-10-16
    Elisabeth STANTON, CA, United States 07-10-16 Member Since 2009
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    "fun light reading"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes. It is definitely chick lit with ghosts and witches. It is a lot more fun than many of the books in the 'light reading' category. The characters and story are well written.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Mara because she is a complete person with or without a man. She is independent. When she does get help it doesn't feel as though she had to be rescued.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Fortunetelling for the spoiled rich in L.A. Or anything with that crazy landlady.


    Who was the most memorable character of Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead and why?

    Gus steals the scenes he is in, but I think if he had gone head to head with the crazy landlady it might have been a toss up.


    Any additional comments?

    I'll check out the next book in the series.

    7 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer 07-03-16 Member Since 2017
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    "Not a children's book."

    Kept me entertained. Storyline was good but got draggy sometimes. All in all a good listen. I did find her actions surprising quite often.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    ReadinAlways 11-22-15 Member Since 2017
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    "Wow!!!!! Absolutely LOVED this book!!!!"
    What did you love best about Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead?

    The research and details that were carefully entwined in this book were amazing.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead?

    Memorable banter between gus and mara.


    Have you listened to any of Marie Rose’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    No I haven't but I will be checking into her other books!! Great job!!


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I laughed out loud several times. This sounds like just like me and my gay best friend. Proud hag right here!haha


    Any additional comments?

    The dedication put into this book and audiobook by the narrator was just amazing!!! Truthfully this has to be one of my favorite books I have read this year!!!

    7 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Maureen O'Hara 09-13-16 Member Since 2014
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    "Awesome!"

    This was a wonderfully funny book. I enjoyed it from start to finish! The narrator was excellent! Highly recommended!

    6 of 7 people found this review helpful
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  • Anna
    1/3/15
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    "A fun, engaging paranormal story"
    If you could sum up Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead in three words, what would they be?

    Dead charming. Fun.


    What did you like best about this story?

    I thought it was a very complementary mix of author and narrator - which is essential in such a light, characterful tale with lots of witty asides and so on. Although the story was substantial, it was the dialogue that I felt was the shining part. It was that interplay, and the range of interesting characters behind it that really kept me engaged and listening.

    I very much enjoyed the character of Gus in particular, although all of them were well-written.


    What does Marie Rose bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you had only read the book?

    I did receive this audio book in exchange for an honest review, and I can honestly say that I thought her narration was ideally pitched for the book. As mentioned before, I thought Christiana Miller's strength was in her writing of characters and their dialogue - and Marie Rose's performances enhanced that brilliantly.

    You always knew exactly which character was talking - she gave them all distinctive voices that I felt fitted seamlessly with their dialogue, so scenes really did come to life. Her delivery was light, engaging, and her timing on the comic lines often made me smile.

    I particularly enjoyed her performance of Gus - and her depiction of the creepy Lehrer made me quite physically cringe.

    Not having read the book before listening, I was obviously coming to these characters through the prism of her performance, but it felt to me like a cohesive audio story (rather than a narrator narrating a book in audio form), which was why it was immersive.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Actually yes - partly due to unforeseen circumstances, I did end up listening to most of it in one sitting. I don't normally listen to audio books in quite such a long session, and so it wasn't entirely ideal, but it was real credit to the book that it held my attention that long. It did feel a tiny bit long for a light tale, but it was thoroughly enjoyable.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Lynn Worton
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    9/7/14
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    "Not for me"

    I received a complimentary audio book copy from the author in return for an honest review.

    This is the first book in the Toad Witch Series. I enjoyed it.

    I downloaded this audio book and started listening. This story was narrated by Marie Rose. She did a wonderful job in bringing the characters to life, but I felt that her narration was a bit rushed at times.

    Mara is a character I struggled to like. In fact, I wanted to strangle her myself due to her "woe is me" attitude. Granted she has not had the best of luck, what with losing her job and then her apartment, but in a way she brought these things on herself. She is a powerful witch, though I found her to be a poor lead character.

    This was a story that I struggled to get into at first. I found myself a bit ambivalent to most of the characters, which saddened me. However, I did love Gus. He felt more like a lead character to me, rather than a secondary one; I loved his flamboyant and boisterous attitude.The story lagged and didn't really get interesting until Mara met Aunt Tillie at the cottage. I found myself doing a lot of eye rolling at some of the situations Mara found herself in, and was fully on Aunt Tillie's side for getting rid of her. However, that being said, it was interesting to follow Mara through the latter part of the story. I am not fully versed on the practice of Wicca, so cannot comment on whether the spells used by both Mara and Gus would actually work. However, to err on the side of caution, I would say don't use them - you could accidentally release a demon, or a power hungry witch! There are some light moments in the story which made me giggle, but there are also some dark moments that made me shudder. There are also several twists in this tale that kept the latter half of the book interesting, but there were also a few threads that were left loose and never fully explored. Perhaps these will be dealt with further in the series. Unfortunately, with all due respect to the author, I don't think I will be continuing with this series, as I just couldn't connect with the characters. Though I love paranormal stories full of humor, this book just wasn't my cup of tea. I will leave it up to you, the reader, to decide for yourselves.

    Christiana Miller has written an intriguing tale. Her writing style is not particularly fast paced compared to other authors I have read, but she does have a flair for describing scenes vibrantly. Her world building was wonderful, but her characters, especially the heroine, could have done with being less helpless and had more common sense. The flow of the story was a bit erratic in the beginning, but evened out near the end.

    Due to several mentions of explicit sex and sexual acts, I do not recommend this book to younger readers. However, I recommend this book if you love paranormal romance or stories about Wicca and witches. - Lynn Worton

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Laura Gibson
    8/20/14
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    "Very entertaining witchy tale."
    If you could sum up Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead in three words, what would they be?

    Mystical, Hysterical and Engrossing.


    What other book might you compare Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead to, and why?

    This is my first of this type of book, so nothing to compare it to......yet.....


    What about Marie Rose’s performance did you like?

    Marie Rose's use of tone and accents really helped pull me into the tale. Good attempt at a Scottish accent for Lysette.


    Any additional comments?

    Cant wait to try others in this series.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Teddy
    London
    6/5/17
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    "Entertaining"
    Which character – as performed by Marie Rose – was your favourite?

    Gus is so beautifully self absorbed yet caring for his friends, and Marie Rose voiced him beautifully.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • DonnaRMC
    7/29/14
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    "Brilliant Narration of a really good story"
    What did you like most about Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead?

    I love the story! Especially Grundleshanks :) It doesn't follow the route you think it will, which makes it interesting to both read, and listen to.


    What other book might you compare Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead to, and why?

    Soeone tell aunt Tillie she's dead is the first book of this kind I've read so I can't really compare it to anything!


    Which character – as performed by Marie Rose – was your favourite?

    I know he's not a lead character but I love Gus :) He's such a fun guy you'd really like as a friend.


    If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    Don't mess with Aunt Tillie - she's a feisty old bird!


    Any additional comments?

    The narration was spot on and the wee changes in the script made it better. The characters were well represented. A really enjoyable listen :)

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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