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Slay and Rescue
- Narrated by: Jake Lewis
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
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Prince Charming must work overtime when he becomes embroiled in a plot involving an evil sorceress, an enchanted castle, an angry dragon, and three beautiful damsels in distress.
In this hilarious fairy tale parody, Prince Charming is getting tired the constant need to Slay and Rescue.
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- Amazon Customer
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Fantastic Comedic Fantasy!
John Moore is great yet again. His interwoven plots and unforgettable characters mix to turn even the most ingrained chiche on it head.
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- greygamer
- 12-19-20
another charming story by John Moore
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- Andrew the Amazing
- 06-07-13
Awesome spin on some worn out stories...
What did you love best about Slay and Rescue?
Fairy tales tend to lose their magic once you find that life is gritty. I enjoyed John Moore's way of breathing new life into them. He brought a contemporary touch to the classics while keeping it fun to read.
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- Serene Night
- 04-01-13
Kinda tiring
I like the idea- a story told from Prince Charming's POV, however, prince Charming is a horny teen and obsesses constantly about women and their physical attributes. I was bored. I think the writing is supposed to be funny and sometimes it was, but I gave up about the time Prince Charming got his quest from the evil queen. It was a little bored of the 'Johnny one note' quality of the writing.
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