Cassie knew exactly what she was looking for when she trawled the world of mobile dating to find the perfect man for an afternoon of rough, kinky fantasy. She only did this once a year....
For Ashley and her three friends, it was supposed to be an adventure-filled weekend. A chance to get away from the hustle-and-bustle of city life....
A bullied child who seeks vengeance within a bed's hollow box spring; a lucid dreamer haunted by an impossible house; a dummy that reveals its own anatomy in 20 simple steps....
Behold the Void includes nine stories of terror that huddle in the dark space between cosmic horror and the modern weird....
With a terrifying specter on her trail and only a few cryptic clues about the building's curious past to aid her, Tori searches desperately for a way to get rid of the spirit....
In the idyllic waters of the South Pacific lurks a dangerous and insatiable predator; a monster whose bloodlust and greed threatens the very survival of our planet....
Since the 1970s, FantasticLand has been the theme park where "Fun is Guaranteed!" But when a hurricane ravages the Florida coast, the employees find it anything but fun....
These stories blend a lifelong appreciation of horror culture with the grotesque fascinations and childlike terrors that are the author's own....
The stories inside feature the insidious nature of addiction told with compassion yet searing honesty....
After her husband's death, Anne LaForet is alone to raise her young daughter in an area of the swamp that is too foul to grow anything....
What happens after we die? Mankind has speculated through the ages that a few righteous or lucky people go straight to heaven....
Ten days, twelve competitors, two million pounds cash. What at first appears to be a wonderful opportunity for Damien Banks turns out to be the worst nightmare he can imagine....
Mashed is an anthology of twisted humor, erotic horror, and culinary experimentation. Featuring demented authors from all over the world coming together to delight and terrify you.
Mashed feels like Scary Movie meets 50 Shades on the Food Network! This collection of 17 sensually sinister tales that will leave you both scared and slightly turned on, while laughing out loud and contemplating whether or not you should have their next meal.
A Woman’s Corn - Two secret lovers with more secrets then either of them knew, brings about a special witches brew while the devil stews.
By J. Donnait
This was cute and surprising with hints in the summary I should have guessed the extent of it. Lesson never think you will come out on top for you won’t. Two loves meet one to say good bye one not willing to let go. The outcome is anyone’s guess but few will see it coming.
Charlies Chunky Munching Meat - A tale of obsession over a certain pink meat, gone too far.
By Stephen McQuiggan
Made me chuckle Charlie had so hard times, he has been a few places he should never have been. His last stay end with him in prison. He has become obsessed with one meat for a reason but I am not so sure many men would trade place with him. As a woman I hope to never see the likes of Charlie.
Halloween Nosh - Two old-world vampires celebrating their love during the holidays with a special feast in the dungeon. By Brandon Ketchum
This story puts a new light on what’s for dinner. Let’s hope it won’t be you! This is a couple I never want to meet nor would I like an invite for dinner.
Biscuit : A Love Story - A baker's dreams destroyed by a homeless man with unnatural hungers, leads to super-natural revenge. By Grivante
One way to use a biscuit but not one I would want to, nor would I want to eat it after the deed has been done. I can’t blame the man for wanting revenge but lord the way he didn’t it even had me in shock. Be very careful how you get your thrills or they might bite you back.
Burnt Scrambled Eggs - What happens when your succubus lover stays over for breakfast?
By Devon Widmer
I think I missed something here for me this made no sense.
The Disagreeable Dinner - Ever eaten a bad meal? Not like this one. Join us for this strange and hilarious case of food poisoning By Mark Daponte
Strange is true hilarious not so much, another one I just could not get into, didn’t make much sense.
Sugar - Honey is sweet, but when a potential sugar daddy turns out to be one of her high school teachers, a night of planned BDSM fun ends in a most unsavory of ways.
By Darla Dimmelle
BDSM as you have never seen it. After listening to this you might change your mind and think vanilla isn’t so bad after all. Even I felt sorry for this man, I bet he wish he had never made that date
The Henry Problem - Fruit as an aphrodisiac, exorcisms for dummies? All that and more! By John Grey
A cute fun listen about a dead husband who wouldn’t go away and a wife who couldn’t get luck until he did.
Nibble, Nibble, My Wolf - It’s all the rage to reimagine fairy tales these days and this story gets it right in the most beautifully twisted and erotic way. By J.L. Boekestein
A very unique twist to this fairy tale makes you rethink it and who the wolf is
The Wrath of the Buttery Bastard Taters - GMO’s are out of hand. A couples romantic dinner turns into a nightmare when their frankenfood decides to eat them instead. By Alex Colvin
I will never see instant potatoes the same again, you might want to think before you fix any. GMO is just not for me. lol
Sauce - When cooking lessons lead to a new fetish, narcissistic Bart, takes self-satisfaction to a new level.
By Steven Carr
WOW that is one way to fix and eat a sauce. I think the lady in question sure was surprised. What a nightmare. I think I would have to pass on this sauce just not my way of tasting food.
The Care and Feeding of your Personal Demon - Be careful what you wish for. Sometimes, asking for a little help from down below can come with a lifetime of demented and hilarious torment.
By Maxine Kollar
SOoooooooooooooooooo nasty you will never see food the same again. Do not eat why listening to this one. The trouble with Demons is they get you into more trouble, your days of being innocent are over.
P.A.C.D. The Kitchen of Tomorrow, Today! - Advancements in technology are often quickly perverted for sexual experimentation. Find out what happens when a couple’s cooling romance heats back up with a new kitchen appliance.
By R.A. Goli
Lesson if your husband every wants to redo your kitchen just say no…thanks but no thanks. Next lesson never play with the appliances lol.
Arabica - Do you like coffee? Maybe a little too much? Here’s a tale of a woman using BDSM aversion therapy to overcome her caffeine addiction.
By Cobalt Jade
This one was a little confusing.
Toilet Manners - Marital impropriety leads to the strangest meal of a man's life after a visit to a glory hole inside a fancy french restaurant.
By Eddie Generous
Shaking head I don’t even know what to say.
The Stray - Is the story of a man's lifelong dedication to helping strays. But, what happens when one gets a little upset when he announces he is moving away.
By Calypso Kane
This was cute and funny but I will never pick up another stray you never know what you might get.
The Old Man in the Suit - Voodoo and baked goods outside a lesbian bar during Mardi Gras.
By Nicholas Paschall
Alwaya but always show respect or you might be a dish of food, if you are lucky enough you might be a chef or you could end in hell…..your call…..
This one left me with my mouth hung open. I needed to put my hand up to push it closed.
All over there were some very fun, cute and interesting stories here. Some where a little confusing and downright nasty. Some I chuckled at others I just blinked and said what the heck where as others my mouth just hung open.
Ms. Cambridge narration was pretty good. At times it sounded like she was reading where at other times she needed to take a longer pause to let it sink in. There was no background noise, no volume changes and if any breaks were taken I could not tell. Character voices were nice I had no trouble knowing who was talking or even what they were feeling. The sound effects were good there was one where it sounded like she was at a distance which is what needed to sound like. The emotions were good which really added to the listen. I haven’t listened to anything by her before but enjoyed her narration. With a longer pause here and there it would have been better. When she gets to the end of a sentence she kind of draws it out which isn’t natural and needs some work. All in all it was a good narration.
This is a nice way to get a touch of the authors to know if you like their writing style. I did like A women Corn the best. There were a few others I really enjoyed and others just went over my head and some I thought was downright gross. It was an enjoyable listen but not one I think I want to listen to again. Fun, cute and different along with very twisted.
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Great collection of short stories. All of them are funny, gruesome, and erotic! Definitely not for a younger audience lol. Each of these made me laugh and cringe. Some were a little odd, but still enjoyable. Great narration by Missy Cambridge. She kept me laughing!
This is an assortment of horror stories involving food and a bit of sex. Not all the stories contain much erotic content, so although this book is not for kids it is more of a R rating rather than a X rated selection. The collection is more horror than erotica.
Some of the stories are really good and others are just so-so, hence my generalized 3 stare rating. The first story of the anthology, 'A Woman’s Corn', was one of the best tales of the selections. I also liked 'The Stray'. Anyone who is owned by their pet could probably relate to this tale.
'P.A.C.D. The Kitchen of Tomorrow, Today' and 'The Care and Feeding of your Personal Demon' were also pretty good stories.
'Biscuit : A Love Story', had it's moments and was creative although parts were not really of my taste. I will never look at a biscuit the same way again. In fact I might not ever eat a biscuit again!
In general the narration was aptly done and proficiently preformed.
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