The Zee Brothers Vol. 1 & 2 Box Set

Zombie Exterminators

De: Grivante

Narrado por: Ian McEuen

Who would you call during a zombie outbreak?

The police?
The military?
Your crazy prepper neighbor?

No, it's time for the Zee Brothers! Two bad-ass brothers trying to keep the apocalypse from happening one job at a time!

Gruff and handsome, Jonah Zee, is the dominating, classic music-loving leader that calls the shots and keeps them coming.

Tobacco-chewing Judas Zee is the gun-slinging, rock music-loving goofball that is slow to learn, but always has his big brother’s back.

And the hot and sassy JJ is the heroine that captures the brothers' hearts and eyes, while doing her best to keep her dog, Xanadu, out of trouble.

Filled with pop culture nods and heroes that just don’t know when to quit, it’s a slap-happy, blood-filled adventure, as the trio fights off zombies and the brothers fight each other for JJ’s affection.

If you like Army of Darkness, Z Nation, and Scooby Doo, you’ll want to listen to this action-packed tale of zombie mayhem! Dive into the Zee Brothers' adventures today!

This audiobook collects Vol. 1 & 2 of The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators into one book!

Vol. 1: Curse of the Zombie Omelet
Vol. 2: Zombie School Lockdown

©2017 Grivante Press (P)2018 Grivante Press

Fabulous & Fun Zombie Tales

This Box Set contains 2 different stories that can be read as standalones but to get the full effect I recommend reading them in order. The Zee brothers and JJ are fantastic characters and don't get me started on how amazing Xanadu is!!! The humor, action and pop culture references make these stories extremely enjoyable. The narrator is perfect at bringing story and characters to life with distinct and easy to understand voices. I look forward to more in this series!!

Orgasms AND chocolate, oh my!

Volume 1 - Zombie Omelet
Bert, from Pest Be Gone, left the crawl space access door open after his inspection and now there’s a zombie infestation to clean up at Winter Oaks complex. The Zee boys to the rescue!
Volume 2 - Zombie School Lockdown
The young lad Tommy Tucker wasn’t feeling well and was sent to the nurse’s office at the Sevigny Charter School. Secretary Bobbie comforted Tommy as nurse Janet was absent. Little girl Wendy was sent to the nurse’s office and saw Tommy sleeping. She couldn’t resist poking him. Janet, the nurse came to check on Tommy, found Wendy as well, and bandaged her bleeding finger. Unfortunately for Principle Hotchkins, Bobbie was servicing him when she turned. Ouch! As they say, one thing led to another; Tommy to Bobbie to Wendy to Principle Hotchkins, which led to the Zee boys being called to stop an outbreak. I was wondering, why did they have Larry strung up? Anyway, the two tales are a fun romp through the zombie universe. Enjoyment to be had by all.

Z is for Zed, and Zee means they're dead

Anytime there is a comparison to the Army of Darkness to a novel I am, shall we say, intrigued. These guys are the Frog Brothers from Lost Boys on fizzy lifting drink. To say that their exploits are fun is an understatement. I can completely envision Ashley J. Williams as a long lost relative of theirs.

The book is a fun take on the zombie genre, much in the same way that Zombieland took a bite out of Zed movies. Shaun of the Dead is good, but this is a campy goofiness that just can't be touched. The writing flows fairly well, the action is sharp, and the quips filled with wit. You will love the characters, and that doofy dog, Xanadu, too. You shouldn't be able to have this much fun without drinking.

One nice thing is that although this is fun, it doesn't mince on the gore and the horror. There is most certainly some adult themes here and chillins need not try to listen in to this incredible set of stories.

McEuon amps up the humor and action with his narrative skills. He switches effortlessly between the voices, and makes you feel like you are listening to one awesome movie that is playing in the other room. He made me laugh more than a dozen times just by the inflection of his voice.

Even though I did receive a promo code for this review it in no way influenced my considerations of the material, and in fact, inspired me to be more honest. In fact, getting a code generally makes me harsher as a reviewer as I am more often concerned what someone like Me will decide based on my review.

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Great

I love the Zee brothers. They are funny and the story plot itself is great.

Zombie Exterminators!

Volume 1: Curse of the Zombie Omelet

The Zee Brothers are hilarious! If you love to laugh at zombie shenanigans, this book is for you!

Jonah and Judas are Zombie Exterminators, called in to rid homes of the worst kinds of pests. This time when they get the call, they are too late to save their client, but they still take on the job, because that's what they do! The disturbance of Native American burial grounds and the loss of an amulet (or is it an omelet?) causes zombies to rise in order to get the amulet back. In the meantime, the people in the community have also been turned into zombies.

Laugh out loud funny at times, I truly enjoyed this book. If you are offended by gore, sexist remarks or cursing, don't bother reading this one. If you love the irreverence that Grivante brings to the genre, this is thoroughly entertaining.

I love the narration and especially loved the addition of the music, both during the story (queue Disco!) and at the end of the book. The narrator did a great job and this book is a rapid fire zombie fest.

Volume 2: Zombie School Lockdown

Another great adventure with the brothers Zee. This time, Jonah and Judas are called about a potential zombie outbreak at the local school. But, these zombies seem to be a little different than some they have encountered before, with even their blood being toxic if touched!

Of course, you have the usual slightly off-color humor, plenty of gore, and banter between the brothers. You also have JJ and Xanadu, the amazing disco-loving dog who come in to save the day. There is also a potential for romance between our brothers and the gorgeous JJ, but who will she choose? Or, will she even try to choose between them?

If you enjoy the zombie genre mixed with humor, you can't go wrong with Grivante's writings. But, don't listen to this book in public or people will definitely question your sanity (unless they have the same twisted mind that you do!).

The narrator, Ian McEuen, does a fantastic job and really adds a lot to the listener's enjoyment of the book. His voices for each of the characters is perfect and his timing is spot-on. I was given the chance to listen to this book through Audiobook Boom! and chose to review it.