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English as She Is Taught
- Narrated by: Steve Kelly
- Length: 28 mins
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This essay by Mark Twain is an amusing portrait of pupils through actual exam answers. Twain blamed the situation on the education system.
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- Ijw
- 07-05-19
bad reader
the reader has a good voice but odd intonation that makes you think he doesn't know English.
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