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Dad Jokes
- 101 of the Most Splendidly Silly Dad Jokes for Kids
- Narrated by: Jacob Slade
- Length: 21 mins
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Publisher's summary
The perfect gift for Christmas or Father's Day (try not to laugh!)
Dad said that somebody complimented his parking today. They left a kind note on his windshield which said, 'Parking Fine"!
Our awesome audiobook is a proven way to get laughs on Father’s Day, Christmas, or, really, any time that you and your children need quick access to family-friendly entertainment! It contains 101 sidesplitting dad jokes, such as:
- "Dad, how do they make holy water?" "It’s easy, you just boil the hell out of it!"
- Every year Dad says, “Spring is finally here.... I get so excited that I wet my plants!"
- Dad asked me, “Do you know what the pirate said on his 80th birthday? He said, 'Aye matey!'"
- The cashier asked, “Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?” My dad replied, “No, you can leave it in the carton, thanks!"
These 101 dad jokes, crafted by Matt Woods are guaranteed to give plenty of fun to your children and their father (or stepfather). It's the perfect way to pass the time in the car, when traveling, at home, or just about any time when they're getting a little bored
There are endless laughs to be had anytime and anyplace with this audiobook, so buy now to get yours today!
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