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Publisher's Summary

Kelly Oxford is…

  • A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds
  • Not the queen of the world
  • An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher
  • The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush
  • A born salesman
  • Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20
  • That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time
  • Totally an expert on strep throat
  • Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend
  • A writer
  • A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes
  • “Not fat enough to be super snuggly.” - Bea, age 4
  • Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket
  • “Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that.” (Roger Ebert)
  • Sad that David Copperfield doesn’t own a falcon
  • A terrible liar
©2013 Kelly Oxford (P)2013 HarperCollins Canada

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I love you, Kelly Oxford!

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes! She's relateable and hilarious.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar?

Her beginnings as a teenage model. "You weren't ready for that, were you judges?"