Cat Core

Cat Core, Book 1

De: Dean Henegar

Narrado por: Andrea Parsneau

It was just supposed to be a quick trip to the pet store for some cat food, but the universe had other plans for Florence Valentine.

Good for nothing kids and some annoying store employees were giving her a hard time, and then things got worse when she was killed by a delivery truck. Instead of angels, pearly gates, and eternal rewards, a voice in her head keeps telling her that she’s become a dungeon core, whatever that is.

Now people keep coming into her new home, wrecking stuff, and stealing from her. But not everything about this whole ordeal is bad. Not only can Florence decorate her home with a thought, but she can also create the best things in the entire universe — she can create kitty cats.

Should these hooligans keep insisting on coming into her home, well, Florence and her kitties are going to have something to say about that.

©2021 Dean Henegar (P)2021 Podium Audio

A fun take on a Dungeon Core! Plus Andrea Parsneau

This was an absolutely hysterical Dungeon Core story!!! 🤣
Here's what happens when a grumpy, irascible old cat lady, finds herself magically transported into another world. A world where she finds herself trapped as a dungeon-core! After the initial shock and confusion, she sets about building her Dungeon, though as far as Florence Valentine is concerned, it's not a Dungeon... it's her new home!!! Partnered with an AI assistant named Doug, whose every recommendation she steadfastly ignores, the Fun begins! Florence, makes every beginner-mistake imaginable, starting with not listening to any of the  rules for dungeons, nor listening to Doug!
And to add the AwesomeSauce, to an already great book, the audio version is narrated by the always wonderful, Andrea Parsneau!!! YAY! 👏😊👍

And I've collected a few quotes!

Let’s just settle in and wait for more victims—I mean adventurers

So the dungeon is just a grumpy old lady cat?

Never thought I’d see a goblin riding a cat, but we surely just did...

Her precious Zeus gave a smile, which of course was possible for a cat if you looked hard enough.

Uh, Florence, I think he’s a bit more than a simple skeleton. You are in the presence of a lich, and if I’m not mistaken, this is a very old and powerful one,”...  ...“What? He’s going to lick? How does he even do that without a tongue?

War Cat Mech, Level 5: Gnomish inventors combine technology and magic to create various incredible automatons to defend their home

You have learned the ability Deadly Doug.

...the cat mouth doorknocker spitting out flames directly into his face. The man crashed through the door but didn’t get up afterward. He was one crispy critter.
 

Cute and fun

Just cute and fun. Well paced, well structured, and sweet. I also love cats! Could have spent more time describing cats.

good read

has a bit of a rough start at the beginning, but push through and it's well worth it!

delightful cat dungeon

loved the narration. the main character was annoying at first but really grew on you as the story progressed

Best crazy cat lady ever!

I loved the book and all of the characters. It was an excellent and interesting take on LitRPG. The voice actor also did a good job bringing the characters to life.

original, funny.

resolution depends on a deus ex machina. other than that it was a solid plot.

thank you so much.

a few weeks ago i lost my grandmother and this book just reminded me of her. i just finished it and am now happy crying. the ending was amazing and wonderful. loved the voice acting and writing. this one has a special place in my library now.

Way to bridge generational divide

This is one of those books that can help to bridge the generational divide and help over people to understand what people are talking about I'm talking about it especially the grandchildren And it's a way to Get them interested in something that will help keep their minds act off It's sneaky but effective as for the book itself it's funny irrelevant Yet as all the signatures of this author's books where sometimes you just want to throb all the characters other times you just want to laugh I can't wait for the next one to come out I just hope it comes out within the next 3 or 4 months

Really entertaining

Never would have thought that having an elderly MC could still make for such a great story. I definitely cannot wait for AP to finish recording the next books 😸

As always, AP has went above and beyond. Always a joy to listen to her work.

Slow start but worth it

A very good production. Main character can come off as a bit of a "Karen" but does learn and grow as the story unfolds. Made me rethink my attitude to my elders. Take care of family and all that. Highly recommend