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Overall5 out of 5 stars 169,705
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 154,714
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Story5 out of 5 stars 154,159
Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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Artemis
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 93,462
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 85,630
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Story4 out of 5 stars 85,428
Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
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The Martian
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 36,017
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 32,080
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Story5 out of 5 stars 31,976
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
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Starter Villain
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Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
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Point Nemo
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In the heart of the South Pacific lies Point Nemo, the most desolate and remote place on Earth. At its core is a dead zone, devoid of life, where government agencies crash their obsolete satellites and space stations, confident they won't harm a soul. When the International Space Station suffers a catastrophic failure and plummets through the atmosphere, it's here that Mission Specialist Julie Rohr, an astrobiologist studying living space dust called xylem, finds herself marooned. Julie's only hope for rescue lies in the hands of her estranged father, Dr. Finn Maddern, a renowned mycologist.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Totally original-totally feasible!
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By: Jeremy Robinson
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5 out of 5 stars
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Let Vowron Prime and Heath Miller tell you a fun story...
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From the perspective of a dedicated researcher
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Deklin will become a villain to rival the gods… somebody should probably tell him. For now, Deklin's just a fourth-year magi looking for a post-midterm vacation from Earth. When a failed portal spell strands Deklin on a dangerous, massive worldshard, he unwillingly embarks on an adventure where spire climbers compete for ever higher standings, and cultivators bind magical aspects to strengthen their spirits. Transformed into a dragonblood and branded as an outlaw, Deklin is forbidden from advancing past the first threshold alongside his growing band of exiles.
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1 out of 5 stars
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OK story but a grind
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Kaiju: Battlefield Surgeon. Survival horror. One of the most brutal, most terrifying full-immersion games ever made. A place where fantasy characters such as elves and dwarves clash with technology, where giant monsters roam the hills, entrusted with protecting the gates of heaven from the demons who would tear it all down. A game where one plays the last of the battlefield surgeons: a healer tasked with keeping the behemoths alive at all costs. But on this server, they don't care about the game. They've come because of the game's most unique feature: full pain.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Not for the faint of heart or weak of mind.
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Larek Holsten is different from most people living in the Kingdom of Androthe, where his seven-foot-tall frame is looked at with suspicion and anger from its shorter residents; but as long as it helps him become the best Logger he can be, he doesn’t let it bother him all that much. He and his best friend, an axe with a powerful Fusion that causes it to become sharper and stronger than a normal tool, are feared by the trees in the magical forest north of his home, as he can fell the quickly growing monoliths faster than anyone else in the community.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I am a fan of this author/narrator combo, but...
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- casey bumgarner
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doof
Great take on post apocalypse life. Plenty of humor light and heavy. The world building is on point.
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- Amazon Customer
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God It is just morbin 10/10 would morb it again morb morb morb morb
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- Oliver
- 09-27-23
Very engaging.
The story's pacing remains strong, though slightly slower than the first two. However, the change of pace is welcome because the extra time is spent planting the seeds of important character developments. The writing remains excellent. Clear dialog. Intense and evocative action. Well aportioned slice-of-life scenes.
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- Jed Gray
- 11-08-23
Original
A sort of lit RPG I’ve never heard before excellent story, excellent narration, and it keeps you on the edge of your seat. It’s been quite a while since I had a new series keep me this interested very well done!
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- Jarred Scoopie Allen
- 09-27-23
one heck of a ride
from start to finish this book keeps pumping out the goods every goods book needs
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- Philip
- 11-02-23
I hope this story never ends
Best story best narrator buymort buymort buymort buymort buymort. Not sure if it could be a good movie tho
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- Margrett Irish
- 10-02-23
Just awesome
I'm loving these books and the stories is so engaging, it moves fast, is action packed and the imagination of some of the creatures and tech is fantastic. I wanted to take my time listening to this one who knows if another one will come out soon but it's so addicting I finished it in two days.
These three together the authors and narrator are my new favorites for sure.
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- James
- 10-31-23
Love these books!
I love these books and the narrator. They’re action packed but also funny. I love the world building. The characters are great, too. I can’t wait for books 4 and 5!
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- Thunder cats
- 11-20-23
Off normal, and good.
Off normal and good. I guess i need 15 words. As i’m not counting, I will have to keep rambling. Corporate policies should learn that forcing us to meet an arbitrary minimum standard when providing feedback will often end with an ingenue response.
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- moses j thacker
- 01-05-24
One of the best!
Really love this series. Great characters and workd building. Fans of DCC should give this a look!
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