• If You Ask Me

  • (And of Course You Won't)
  • By: Betty White
  • Narrated by: Betty White
  • Length: 2 hrs and 16 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (5,078 ratings)

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If You Ask Me

By: Betty White
Narrated by: Betty White
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Publisher's summary

It-girl Betty White delivers a hilarious, slyly profound take on love, life, celebrity, and everything in between.

Drawing from a lifetime of lessons learned, seven-time Emmy winner Betty White's wit and wisdom take center stage as she tackles topics like friendship, romantic love, aging, television, fans, love for animals, and the brave new world of celebrity. If You Ask Me mixes her thoughtful observations with humorous stories from a seven- decade career in Hollywood. Longtime fans and new fans alike will relish Betty's candid take on everything from her rumored crush on Robert Redford (true) to her beauty regimen ("I have no idea what color my hair is and I never intend to find out") to the Facebook campaign that helped persuade her to host Saturday Night Live despite her having declined the hosting job three times already.

Featuring all-new material, with a focus on the past 15 years of her life, If You Ask Me is funny, sweet, and to the point - just like Betty White.

©2011 Betty White (P)2011 Penguin Audio

Critic reviews

“Reads like a chat with the beloved star.” (The Denver Post)

“A breezy patchwork of musings on aging, acting, poker (she plays a monthly game) and pet ownership.” (The New York Times)

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We all need a little more Betty in our lives

Just hearing her read her book is food for the soul! Now I must find another one of hers!

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How can you not love Betty White?

I listened to this in one sitting while painting. She is such a delight. I wish I could have known her in person.

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Lovely little gift from Betty

This book was such a lovely little gift from Betty White to all of us fans. It was definitely a glimpse into her heart of hearts.

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God I miss her

Hearing Betty’s voice again after her passing is such a gift. She truly was a treasure of a human and it was beautiful and funny to hear about some of her journeys. Thank you for having this available!

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I love B-dubs!!!

Betty is amongst The select group of humans that "broke the mold"!
some great stories and wisdom from a wonderful human.

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Betty is a beautiful writer and great storyteller

I only disliked that the book was not longer! I really loved it and look forward to listening to her other books!

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Like wrapping yourself in a blanket

Read by Betty White herself. Just such a lovely woman. I found myself smiling and laughing. Really enjoyed this book.

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Rip Betty Thank you for being a friend

Great audio book thanks Betty for living on forever in your books . Rip Betty

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a wonderful chat with a friend

especially with Betty narrating, it felt like I was listening to a friend's life story. I didn't realize some of the things that she aspired to as alternatives to her acting career and things she's done in her lifetime thus far and is continuing to do. if you've ever wanted to know more about this amazing lady please give this a listen and enjoy as I did getting to know the Fantastic Betty White.

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Loved it.

Who could not love Betty White? I smiled, laughed, and got a tear or two. Very enjoyable. I will probably listen to it again.

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