Billionaire Grump

A Fake Relationship Romantic Comedy

By: Misha Bell, Anna Zaires, Dima Zales

Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Sebastian York

Juno

When I'm late for a job interview and get stuck on an elevator with an annoyingly sexy, ancient-Rome-obsessed grump, the last thing I expect is for him to be the billionaire owner of the building. I also don't expect to almost kill him...accidentally, of course.

Sure, I don't get the plant care position I applied for, but I do receive an interesting offer.

Lucius needs to trick the public (and his grandma) into thinking he's in a relationship, and I need tuition money to get my botany degree. Our arrangement is mutually beneficial—that is, until I start catching feelings.

If being a cactus lover has taught me anything, it’s that if you get too close, there's a good chance you'll end up hurt.

Lucius

Post-elevator incident, I'm left with three things: my favorite water bottle full of pee, a life-threatening allergic reaction, and paparazzi photos of my “girlfriend” and I that make my Gram the happiest woman alive.

Naturally, my next step is to blackmail—I mean, convince—this (admittedly cute) girl to pretend to date me. That way, my grandma stays happy, and as a bonus, I can keep the gold diggers at bay.

Unfortunately, my arch nemesis, a.k.a. biology, kicks in, and the whole "not getting physical" part of our agreement becomes increasingly hard to abide by. Worse yet, the longer I'm with Juno, the more my delicately crafted icy exterior melts away.

If I'm not careful, Juno will tear down my walls completely.

©2023 Misha Bell (P)2023 Misha Bell

LOVE IT!

So cute and fun and some hotness too! Love Misha Bell (and Ana and Dima of course!), and Erin and SebYo make it complete! Thanks for another wonderful listen!!

Billionaire Grump 💥 !😍!👏👍🍷

WOW!! OMG! loved it first time reader Misha Bell, Anna Zaires, Dima Zaies the character was funny that elevator scene was hilarious and then Juno you don't take a cat with you to a interview (ha, ha, )
the cats ( OMG ) and lets not talk about the favorite water bottle! how far would you go for love? but Lucius what a
character,, ( Erin Mellon great job👍 but Sebastian York that voice will get you everything😄🍷💓
I recommend this book to read or listen to you will love it, its funny oh hell yes thank you Audible 🙏 next please!!

Sweet and Hilarious

I loved this audiobook. It made me laugh out loud so many times I thought for sure my family would come to check on me and see why I was laughing so much. Grumpy sweet men and quirky strong smart women are a favorite combo of mine and this book did it SOOOOO very well and with such uniqueness. The narrators were perfect. Thank you for such a lovely story.

Super fun read.

I enjoyed every moment of this book. They were both funny, unique & slightly weird in their own cute way and the chemistry was tense! I recommend giving it a try. The narration wasn’t bad. Don’t listen to the other reviews. Check for yourself. It’s worth the credit for me.

Pleasantly Surprised

I have to say I was skeptical of this audio book at the beginning, but quickly was engulfed in the storyline. It was funny, quirky, romantic, and sweet. My only complaint was that it was too short. I was sad to reach the end. So much so that I have downloaded the author's other audio books.