Unhinged

De: Vera Valentine

Narrado por: Richard Pendragon, Raven Wildewood

Someone’s been watching Tana closely, but he’s a lot closer than she realizes. From intimate moments to lazy afternoons on the couch, he’s secretly seen it all—and fallen for her along the way. The problem is that someone else is watching too, and his obsession with Tana is a lot more dangerous.

When a man claiming to be her front door enters her dreams to warn her about an imminent threat to her life, Tana initially chalks it up to her weird late-night snacks. But she rethinks things when her earnest visitor insists he’s also ready to protect her—in exchange for one hell of a favor.

When Tana trades her best line of defense for an unlikely supernatural ally, the threat lurking beyond her apartment hallway starts getting desperate as the law closes in. Can her inhuman companion save her from the worst of humanity, or is it too late for both of them?

Content considerations: Unhinged is a paranormal romance story that involves a human woman getting it on with her front door, which later turns into a guy. This story contains...a lot of stuff that would probably land me on the naughty list with bots from our benevolent overlords if I went into detail in this blurb. Please peek at the look inside for a better idea of what to expect, cool?

©2023 Vera Valentine (P)2023 Vera Valentine

I don't want to admit what this awoke in me

This is a fantastic, short little erotica that's even more hilarious than its premise would suggest. Richard Pendragon absolutely brings his A game, Raven Wildewood's proved a stark and hilarious contrast, the humor was spot-on and perfectly paced for every minute of the 1:57 story, and I was in absolute stitches the entire time.

Also I don't want to admit how enticing some of the writing genuinely made...everything...sound.

Did I just enjoy door porn?

Pretty fun, quick read. Has me looking at my door knobs like, ‘How?!’ It’s one of those books that you won’t take seriously but you can’t ignore it either.

Extremely unique storyline

Romancing a door! Yep, I was intrigued of how in the world this was going to pan out. I was pleasantly surprised. Made perfect sense. Short and sweet...scratch the sweet- Short and spicy for a quick listen! I have honestly never heard this storyline or idea before.

What do you expect from the Greek pantheon?

Morbid curiosity turned into amusement and then surprised enjoyment. Spicy? Sure. Kinky? Of course. A darn good read? It was. Apparently stranger things have happened. Creative and witty - and where can I get my own door??

The door sounds

Never did I imagine I read a book about someone getting with a door but Vera did an excellent job and I absolutely loved it!

Truly Unhinged

I heard about this from booktok and was very intrigued. I waited for the audiobook version because I thought it would be a fun listen. I was so right. The story is wild. The voice actor for the door reads the main character with enough wonder that you really think he’s an enchanted door. Also the sound effects, wild. This whole listen is crazy and I recommend if you like weird spice.

The sound effects 💀

…………&:&:&:&/&/&/yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yaps yap yoa yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap seriously this is so stupid and I don’t understand

Damn!

All I can say is that I'm going to change all my doors for ones that have huge knobs!!

Am I unhinged for reading this? Probably , yes.

Short and sweet. I listened to the audiobook.. and the sound effects *chefs kiss 😘* . It was an awesome fun palette cleanser. For being short , it wasn’t choppy, no plot holes and I didn’t feel like I was missing something at the end. Is it outrageous? yes. It is a little insane? Yes. Is it worth reading? Absolutely. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 the only way this book would’ve been better is if the characters name was Keanu Leaves

Way better than I expected while still being a bit crazy

I’ll never look at my front door the same. Sweet and sexy, with lots of laughs.