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A Zombie Walks Into A Bar
- A Collection of Five Science Fiction Short Stories
- Narrated by: Michael David Axtell
- Length: 1 hr and 53 mins
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What you thought you knew about vampires and werewolves is wrong...so very, very, wrong. A thousand years of effort to keep the Unknown World hidden is unraveling and the Patriarch is tired. He needs to find someone to take over. He finds Bethany Anne.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Vamp action at its' finest
- By BikeVON on 04-19-17
By: Michael Anderle
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The Event
- By: Nathan Hystad
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,233
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,053
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,050
Cities all around the world reported strange alien vessels descending. Some saw them as the heralds of a new age; others fired everything they had at them. All were taken as the beams lashed down and drew them into the sky. Dean was left behind, seemingly the last man on Earth. A trail of clues left by his dead wife guides Dean on a perilous journey across America and beyond to learn the truth behind the mysterious ships and save humanity from its doom.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Did not inspire me to get the next book.
- By MD on 12-13-18
By: Nathan Hystad
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Legion
- By: Brandon Sanderson
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 2 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8,699
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7,838
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7,903
Stephen Leeds, AKA 'Legion,' is a man whose unique mental condition allows him to generate a multitude of personae: hallucinatory entities with a wide variety of personal characteristics and a vast array of highly specialized skills. As the story begins, Leeds and his 'aspects' are drawn into the search for the missing Balubal Razon, inventor of a camera whose astonishing properties could alter our understanding of human history and change the very structure of society.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The only flaw...
- By Joshua on 12-09-12
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Sick
- A Project Eden Thriller
- By: Brett Battles
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,158
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,954
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,964
Daniel Ash wakes after midnight to the cry of his daughter. Just a bad dream, he thinks. She's had them before. Yet he can't help but worry when she cries out again as he pads down the hallway. Stepping through her doorway, he expects to find her sitting up in bed, frightened by a nightmare. But the nightmare is his. It's real. And it's just beginning....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyably addictive story!
- By Amanda on 12-03-13
By: Brett Battles
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The Year's Top Short SF Novels 5
- By: Cory Doctorow, Ken Liu, John P Murphy, and others
- Narrated by: Tom Dheere, Nancy Linari
- Length: 15 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 44
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 41
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Story4 out of 5 stars 40
Short novels are movie-length narratives that may well be the perfect length for science fiction stories. This audio collection presents the best-of-the-best short science fiction novels published in 2014 by current and emerging masters of this vibrant form of storytelling.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Narrator sounds like Tony Danza
- By Sean on 03-05-16
By: Cory Doctorow, and others
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Brother, Frankenstein
- By: Michael Bunker
- Narrated by: Andrew McFerrin
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 36
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Story4 out of 5 stars 35
Dr. Chris Alexander, a borderline sociopath and technological genius, has designed an advanced cybernetic life form from prototype decommissioned military drones and top-secret experimental DARPA technology. The HADroid was supposed to be a military grade robot with the transplanted heart and brain of a human donor that would transform it into a devastating state-of-the-art war machine when activated by its onboard human operator.
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5 out of 5 stars
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There is plenty of hard science to entertain
- By Midwestbonsai on 07-13-15
By: Michael Bunker
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In the After
- By: Demitria Lunetta
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,511
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,391
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,392
Amy is watching TV when the world is attacked by Them. Most of the population is overtaken, but Amy manages to survive - and even rescue "Baby" a toddler she finds in an abandoned supermarket. Then, after years of hiding, they are miraculously rescued and taken to New Hope, a colony of survivors living in a former government research compound. While at first the colony seems like a dream, with plenty of food, safety, and shelter, New Hope slowly reveals that it is far from ideal. And Amy soon realizes that unless things change, she'll lose Baby - and much more.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Riveting New Series
- By Kim Venatries on 01-10-14
By: Demitria Lunetta
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Robot Uprisings
- By: Daniel H. Wilson, John Joseph Adams - editor
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford, Tamara Marston, A.T. Chandler, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 100
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 91
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 90
Humans beware. As the robotic revolution continues to creep into our lives, it brings with it an impending sense of doom. What horrifying scenarios might unfold if our technology were to go awry? From self-aware robotic toys to intelligent machines violently malfunctioning, this anthology brings to life the half-formed questions and fears we all have about the increasing presence of robots in our lives.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Has some bright spots
- By ChrisM. on 10-22-15
By: Daniel H. Wilson, and others
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Mutineer
- Kris Longknife, Book 1
- By: Mike Shepherd
- Narrated by: Dina Pearlman
- Length: 14 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,650
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,278
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,270
Kris Longknife is a daughter of privilege, born to money and power. Her father is the prime minister of her home planet, her mother the consummate politician's wife. She's been raised only to be beautiful and marry well. But the heritage of the military Longknifes courses through Kris' blood - and, against her parents' objections, she enlists in the Marines.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Harsh reviews seem undeserved to me
- By Jeffery on 09-29-10
By: Mike Shepherd
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Anniversary Day
- Anniversary Day Saga, Book 1 (Retrieval Artist Universe)
- By: Kristine Kathryn Rusch
- Narrated by: Jay Snyder
- Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 403
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 351
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Story4 out of 5 stars 358
Four years ago, a bomb destroyed part of the dome protecting Armstrong, the largest city on the Moon. Now, as the city celebrates its survival with an event it calls Anniversary Day, a larger threat looms - one that begins with the murder of the mayor, and spreads across the moon itself.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Defferent Focus
- By Tracey Rains on 10-10-11
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The Ark
- Children of a Dead Earth, Book 1
- By: Patrick S. Tomlinson
- Narrated by: Mirron Willis
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 659
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 613
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Story4 out of 5 stars 612
Humankind has escaped a dying Earth and set out to find a new home among the stars aboard an immense generation ship affectionately named the Ark. Bryan Benson is the Ark's greatest living sports hero, enjoying retirement working as a detective in Avalon, his home module. The hours are good, the work is easy, and the perks can't be beat. But when a crew member goes missing, Bryan is thrust into the center of an ever-expanding web of deception, secrets, and violence.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Nearly there
- By Michaela on 05-11-16
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Waste of Space
- By: Gina Damico
- Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg, Maxwell Glick
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 30
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Story4 out of 5 stars 30
Cram 10 hormonal teens into a spaceship and blast off: that's the premise for the ill-conceived reality show Waste of Space. The kids who are cast know everything about drama - and nothing about the fact that the production is fake. Hidden in a desert warehouse, their spaceship replica is equipped with state-of-the-art special effects dreamed up by the scientists partnering with the shady cable network airing the show.
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5 out of 5 stars
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#CatchPhraseForever
- By Diane S. on 07-28-17
By: Gina Damico
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The Book of Levi
- The Demon Accords, Book 0.5
- By: John Conroe
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 543
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 476
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Story5 out of 5 stars 476
How do you raise a boy who can bend reality with his mind? How do you keep him levelheaded, sane, and good? Raising any child is a tremendous undertaking, let alone one blessed by the goddess herself. Levi Guildersleeve, retired soldier and successful collector of rare books, finds himself as the only male role model of the most powerful witch ever born.
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3 out of 5 stars
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This could have been amazing, went on too long.
- By Justin on 11-22-22
By: John Conroe
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The Lives of Tao
- By: Wesley Chu
- Narrated by: Mikael Naramore
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 732
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 663
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Story4 out of 5 stars 664
When out-of-shape IT technician Roen wakes up and starts hearing voices in his head, he naturally assumes he’s losing it. He isn’t. As of last night, he has a passenger in his brain - an ancient alien life-form called Tao, whose race crash-landed on Earth before the first fish crawled out of the oceans. Over the millennia his people have trained human heroes to be great leaders, to advance our species at a rate far beyond what it would have achieved on its own. Split into two opposing factions - the peace-loving, but under-represented Prophus, and the savage, powerful Genjix - the aliens have been in a state of civil war for centuries.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Not funny, just a lot of fighting
- By Julie W. Capell on 09-19-15
By: Wesley Chu
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Heather
- 04-16-15
Worth it.
This was a great book. The stories are short enough to keep anyone's attention, they're all of a different subject and a couple of the ends truly surprised me.
Michael David Axtell is one of my favorite narrators.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Matt
- 10-31-14
Enjoyable short stories
Would you listen to A Zombie Walks Into A Bar again? Why?
Yes, these are great little short stories.
What did you like best about this story?
Well written and enjoyable. Good performance.
Have you listened to any of Michael David Axtell’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
I have not.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
The sci fi short story is back
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