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A Fault on the Line
- A Short Story from Reheated Cabbage
- Narrated by: Tam Dean Burn
- Length: 15 mins
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In 'A Fault on the Line' you will meet a husband who values a televised Hibs v Hearts game more than his wife’s life.
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- Andrew
- 07-22-18
awesome
at first the thick accent was hard to understand, but it didn't take long to get used to. Very understandable after 2-3 mins. the story would not be properly read by anyone else! not to mention the story itself is hilarious!
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