How May I Offend You Today?

Rants and Revelations from a Not-So-Proper Southern Lady

By: Susannah B. Lewis

Narrated by: Susannah B. Lewis

USA Today bestselling author Susannah B. Lewis (creator of Whoa! Susannah) is back with another hilarious take on what so many people are thinking but are afraid to say aloud.

Millions of online fans have flocked to Susannah B. Lewis's hysterical, take-no-prisoners rants about her pet peeves in everyday life. Now, in How May I Offend You Today?, Lewis turns her trademark humor to ordinary events that work her nerves—from people who wear T-shirts with indecent images to public displays of affection in the plumbing aisle of Lowe's—while keeping a wry eye on herself and her own temptation to vent grievances "like a teenage girl in overalls and Birkenstocks."

Weaving together anecdotes from her distinctly Southern life with frequent references to the Bible, what she calls "our manual for living," Lewis says what many of us have thought, and in the process she encourages us to stand firm in our views. The witty yet down-to-earth banter and uplifting, inspirational message of How May I Offend You Today? gives listeners everywhere the boost necessary to make it through even their most trying days.

Southern Truth

Great advise to live by. The Golden Rule all braided-up with humor and grace.

Such a great read!!

This book was awesome! Susannah is so funny and I found myself cracking up all throughout this book. I also cried a few times, especially when she talked about her sweet pup Newt. She is an excellent writer and her stories of life and her walk with Christ are enjoyable, heartwarming and inspiring!

Loved it…again

I’ve listened a dozen times and I will listen a dozen more. After “you can’t make this stuff up” it’s another favorite. I listen when I need a reality check, a dose of Jesus, when I miss my mom or dad or dog. Or when I just want to laugh and cry at the same time. If anyone has a negative review they obviously have never followed the author on Facebook because she is real and brilliant and hysterical! And I don’t think pajamas should be worn in Walmart either!! Many blessings to Susannah Lewis!

Thank You

My heart cried as I listened. Your words always inspire me to do better and be better. You talk from n the heart and show love and grace.

Amazing as always with Susannah

I have listened to Susannah since Anna & Susannah and she never fails me. This book led me to think of some topics such as those "thrive on neglect" people and why my teens are so moody. This book was an easy read because she is just like me in so many ways. Would recommend to anyone.