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I Ain't Doin' It

Unfiltered Thoughts from a Sarcastic Southern Sweetheart
Narrated by: Heather Land
Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
5 out of 5 stars (52 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Social media comedian Heather Land uses her trademark sassy, laugh-out-loud humor to remind us of the many ways that real life can be really funny.

Heather Land has something to say about almost everything in life - the unbelievable, inconceivable, and downright frustrating - and why she “ain’t doin’ it.” In her first book, Heather shines a light on the (occasional) ridiculousness of life through a series of hilarious essays, dishing on everything from Walmart and ex-husbands to Southern beauty pageants and unfortunate trips to the gynecologist. 

I Ain’t Doin’ It reminds us that when it comes to life’s messy moments, it’s all about perspective - and that we too can say, I ain’t doin’ it!

Perfect for fans of Jim Gaffigan, Anjelah Johnson, and Brian Regan, I Ain’t Doin' It is a fun, breezy listen for anyone who appreciates someone who tells it like it is and wants to embrace the lighter side of life.

©2019 Heather Land (P)2019 Simon & Schuster

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she is amazing! so honest, inspiring

i love this entire book. she is so open, honest, funny and real! worth reading every page!

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Loved it!

Easy to listen to. Funny and inspirational. Loved it! You won't be disappointed. Love her voice!

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do it

I did it and it was worth it! she is amazing and this book will help you in so many ways!.

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Need more!

Loved everything from the sarcastic comedy to the messages. Please don't stop writing! encourage everyone to read/listen to this book

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Awesome book!

I started this book thinking it would just be a bunch of funny stories ending with the catchphrase “I ain’t doin it”. I was so wrong. This book has so much more. I listened to it in the car, at work, while making dinner and even in the morning while getting ready for the day.
The author has such a gift.

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I DID IT!!

Thank you Heather for instilling in me a newfound love of reading! As a person who hates to read, simply because I get too distracted, I followed along on Audible as I read the hard copy, and found that I literally CAN read...and not want to put a book down! I even stopped many times, removed the ear buds, turned it on loud speaker, and forced my husband to laugh out loud with me! ESPECIALLY at The Gynecologist! (Lord bless those stirrups.) AMAZING BOOK! I felt like I was attending her live act in Ft. Worth again! (Please come back soon.) Can’t wait for number TWO on the Bestseller List! Please hurry...AND DO IT! (I digress.)

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Read/ listen to this one. You'll be glad!!

Heather's story from ashes to beauty is so relatable! She had me in laughter and tears! I love her story so much and I encourage you to dive in as well. You will thank me later!

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She did it ...

Heather may be the Girl that "I ain't doing it," yet, she did it and she is doing it well. I just loved this book and I look forward to more of her books and Videos.

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I “Am” doin it!

I am writing a review that says everyone who needs to laugh, cry, and face life with courage needs to read this book! My new favorite!

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Unvarnished and funny!

Heather looks at everyday events and cultural norms and pokes them straight in the eye in a way that makes you feel "now why didn't I see that?!" She also shares snippets of her story open and raw. I say snippets because every chapter is a stand alone blog. It's a delightful mix of raw vulnerability and snarky sharp pok'em in the eye sarcastic wit.