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Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.
Kurt Vonnegut
Cat's Cradle
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Featured Article: Introducing Audible Theater's Spring Lineup
We were thrilled when the Minetta Lane Theater, Audible's home for live storytelling, reopened its doors this past October, after being shuttered since the start of the pandemic. But even if you can't make your way to New York City to experience some of these performances in person, Audible Theater is serving up a spring lineup of six amazing new shows. Explore all of these below, as well as everything Audible Theater has to offer.
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 11-03-15
- Language: English
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The Sirens of Titan
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Jay Snyder
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
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The richest, most depraved man on Earth, Malachi Constant, is offered a chance to take a space journey....
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Absolutely Outstanding
- By Robert on 01-07-12
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The Sirens of Titan
- Narrated by: Jay Snyder
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 08-13-09
- Language: English
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Cat's Cradle
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Tony Roberts
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
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Cat's Cradle is Vonnegut's satirical commentary on modern man and his madness. An apocalyptic tale of this planet's ultimate fate, it features a little person as the protagonist; a complete, original theology created by a calypso singer....
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KV at his best.
- By Robert on 06-22-12
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Cat's Cradle
- Narrated by: Tony Roberts
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 10-30-07
- Language: English
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions....
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
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Breakfast of Champions
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 06-23-15
- Language: English
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If This Isn't Nice, What Is?
- Advice for the Young
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins, Scott Brick
- Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins
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Master storyteller and satirist Kurt Vonnegut was one of the most in-demand commencement speakers of his time....
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Life advice from the ultimate cynic
- By Wayne on 12-05-18
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If This Isn't Nice, What Is?
- Advice for the Young
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins, Scott Brick
- Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 05-07-13
- Language: English
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Pity the Reader
- On Writing with Style
- By: Kurt Vonnegut, Suzanne McConnell
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
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The art and craft of writing by one of the few grandmasters of American literature, a bonanza for writers and listeners written by Kurt Vonnegut's former student....
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Unlistenable
- By Grant Swalwell on 01-06-20
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Pity the Reader
- On Writing with Style
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 11-05-19
- Language: English
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A Man Without a Country
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
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One of the greatest minds in American writing, Kurt Vonnegut shares his often hilarious and always insightful reflections on America, art, politics and life in general....
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Good but uneven collection of essays
- By J. S. Koehler on 01-28-06
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A Man Without a Country
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 09-22-05
- Language: English
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Wampeters, Foma & Granfalloons
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
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This collection of Kurt Vonnegut's most rare and unexamined essays, speeches, fiction, and interviews offers fascinating insight into the mind of the iconic science fiction author....
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Vonnegut At His Best
- By Peter W. Kalnin on 12-09-23
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Wampeters, Foma & Granfalloons
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 11-03-15
- Language: English
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Favorite Science Fiction Stories, Volume 2
- By: Fredric Brown, Ben Bova, Frank Herbert, and others
- Narrated by: Ben Hurst, Emmett Casey, Ran Allan Ricard, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 2 mins
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The second collection of science-fiction tales by Jimcin includes 31 stories....
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Some of the best
- By Empowerment on 02-15-10
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Favorite Science Fiction Stories, Volume 2
- Narrated by: Ben Hurst, Emmett Casey, Ran Allan Ricard, Cindy Hardin Killavey, Kevin Killavey, Michelle Ford, Pat Bottino
- Series: Favorite Science Fiction Stories, Book 2
- Length: 14 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 01-28-10
- Language: English
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Sucker's Portfolio
- A Collection of Previously Unpublished Writing
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 4 hrs and 15 mins
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Available to listeners for the first time, Sucker’s Portfolio showcases a collection of seven never-before-published works from Kurt Vonnegut, one of the greatest writers of the 20th century....
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Hit or Miss, For Completists Only
- By Dubi on 06-11-14
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Sucker's Portfolio
- A Collection of Previously Unpublished Writing
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 4 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 04-03-13
- Language: English
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Player Piano
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
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Kurt Vonnegut's first novel spins the chilling tale of engineer Paul Proteus....
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A Genuine 5-Stars
- By R.A. on 06-07-19
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Player Piano
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 08-11-09
- Language: English
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Sinbad
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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I had an uncle who left his hometown and the family business there to become a fine actor. His talent was a minor one, but a pretty one. It lasted for 15 years and was gone....
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Short and Sharp
- By Elle Gato on 07-30-24
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Sinbad
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
- Release date: 09-27-16
- Language: English
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While Mortals Sleep
- Unpublished Short Fiction
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
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While Mortals Sleep is a collection of 16 short stories, written early in Vonnegut’s career, that further cements his status as an American literary icon....
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old stories before he got to be the KV I've loved
- By Don Singletary on 10-29-11
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While Mortals Sleep
- Unpublished Short Fiction
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 02-14-11
- Language: English
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Jailbird
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
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Walter Starbuck, a career humanist and eventual low-level aide in the Nixon White House, is implicated in Watergate and jailed....
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a fool and his self respect are soon parted
- By Darwin8u on 11-18-16
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Jailbird
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 11-03-15
- Language: English
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Mother Night
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
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American Howard W. Campbell, Jr., a spy during World War II, is now on trial in Israel as a Nazi war criminal....
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“We are what we pretend to be”
- By Robert on 09-04-12
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Mother Night
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 08-11-09
- Language: English
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Welcome to the Monkey House
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: David Strathairn, Maria Tucci, Bill Irwin, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 24 mins
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A collection of Kurt Vonnegut's shorter works....
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Classic Vonnegut
- By Michael Carrato on 08-17-06
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Welcome to the Monkey House
- Narrated by: David Strathairn, Maria Tucci, Bill Irwin, Tony Roberts, Dylan Baker
- Length: 11 hrs and 24 mins
- Release date: 05-23-06
- Language: English
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God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
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Eliot Rosewater, a drunk volunteer fireman and president of the fabulously rich Rosewater Foundation, is about to attempt a noble experiment....
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Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth.
- By Darwin8u on 03-27-14
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God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 08-11-09
- Language: English
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We Are What We Pretend to Be
- The First and Last Works
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Colin Hanks, Oliver Wyman, Suzanne Toren
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
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Called “our finest black-humorist” by The Atlantic Monthly, Kurt Vonnegut was one of the most influential writers of the 20th century....
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Not a place to start.
- By Robert on 11-02-12
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We Are What We Pretend to Be
- The First and Last Works
- Narrated by: Colin Hanks, Oliver Wyman, Suzanne Toren
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 10-09-12
- Language: English
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