• Cat Fur: Gettin' Skinned

  • By: Syrus Oberbach
  • Narrated by: Virtual Voice
  • Length: 58 mins

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Cat Fur: Gettin' Skinned

By: Syrus Oberbach
Narrated by: Virtual Voice
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Take a look around; we are living in good times. Sure, there is a zombie apocalypse happening in San Francisco and Portland, but it's digestible when you are high on fentanyl and can get methadone to keep the withdrawal symptoms at bay until you find a new dealer. Welcome to the jungle of reality! The Age of AI is upon us, and in the very near future, people will be having sex with robots and outsourcing pregnancies in combination with childcare to them as well. And, why not? They do it so much better than humans. The rich are already doing this, and it's beautiful. We have gone in a single generation from Arnold, the king of bodybuilding shagging his maid, to Elon, the king of science, mailing semen samples and planting children around the globe in some genius eugenics experiment. I love it! I am a huge fan, and we will all be ready for the apocalypse in the "Balls Mode" Cybertruck with five engines that goes 0 to 60 in under two seconds and is bulletproof to boot. Actually, it's all just a fantasy that I dreamt up while toying around with my Vision Pro knock-off while hanging out with Rihanna and flying over the pyramids in Giza while pumping some drum and base sipping on a margarita as my body morphs from a lion to a rabbit. Our greatest fantasies and possibly fears are becoming reality, but it doesn't matter as I can customize my metaverse and do as I please. And, like the DMT study at the Imperial College of London, we are on the precipice of a great change, i.e., dreams and reality will merge in the age of AI sentience. The future is now; get ready to merge and outsource life to AI! You may not like it, but it's going to be one hell of a ride! Yeah, baby! They say cats have nine lives, but this is old news. Now, cats can be cats ad infinitum, so let the party begin.

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