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Publisher's summary
Midlife’s a journey. Enjoy the ride. Crisis included.
Never knew that life after death was far more dangerous than real life.
Never in my 40 years did I think my new normal would be gluing body parts back onto ghosts and hosting a houseful of dead squatters. Thank God for superglue and a strong stomach.
Never thought I’d date the Grim Reaper and that I would be the one to blow it. I mean, how idiotic does one have to be to get dumped by a dude who lives in Hell?
Going about business as usual is not usual in any way. No one is who they seem to be...and to be honest, neither am I. What I’d known to be true has turned out to be myth. The angels are frightening, and the demons are hot. Wait. I mean not. Who am I kidding? The Grim Reaper is very hot - like a freaking pre-menopausal hot-flash hot.
Now I’m in a race against time and all sorts of unsavory supernatural horrors to save my deceased gay husband’s afterlife. And that was a sentence I never thought would leave my lips.
Whatever. I’ll yank up my big girl panties, stock up on wine, and lean on my girlfriends as needed. As they say, when the going gets tough, the tough get inebriated...or something like that.
With everything to lose, I have no choice but to grow some lady-balls. That I can do. I just hope balls will be enough.
I had planned to live midlife in peace, not in pieces.
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Amber Sand is not a witch. The Sand family Wicca gene somehow leapfrogged over her. But she did get one highly specific magical talent: she can see true love. As a matchmaker, Amber's pretty far down the sorcery food chain (even birthday party magicians rank higher), but after five seconds of eye contact, she can envision anyone's soul mate. Amber works at her mother's magic shop - Windy City Magic - in downtown Chicago, and she's confident she's seen every kind of happy ending there is: except for one - her own.
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5 out of 5 stars
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very sweet
- By mmutozee on 12-01-20
By: Crystal Cestari
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It’s a Wonderful Midlife Crisis
- The Good to the Last Death Series, Book 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 6,608
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6,180
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 6,155
Thirty-nine was a fantastic year. I was married to the man I loved. I had a body that worked without creaking. My grandma, who raised me, was still healthy, and life was pretty damned good. But as they say, all good things come to an end. One year later, I’m a widow. My joints are starting to ache. Gram is in the nursing home, and dead people think my home is some kind of supernatural bed-and-breakfast. Gluing body parts onto semi-transparent people has become a side job - deceased people I’m not even sure are actually there.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Pwf perfection!
- By Biggs_bookshelf on 05-02-21
By: Robyn Peterman
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The Write Hook
- The My So-Called Mystical Midlife Series, Book 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,671
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,476
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,472
Four months of wallowing in embarrassed depression should be enough. I’m beginning to realize that no one is who they seem to be, and my life story might be spinning out of my control. It’s time to take a shower, put on a bra, and wear something other than sweatpants. Difficult, but doable. With my friends - real and imaginary - by my side, I need to edit my life before the elusive darkness comes for all of us.
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4 out of 5 stars
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The first half of a book😡
- By Buttons on 07-26-21
By: Robyn Peterman
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As the Underworld Turns
- The Good to the Last Demon Series, Book 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 487
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 453
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 448
What does a forty-year-old former child star do when she finds out she’s a Demon? A sitcom, of course. Age is just a number unless you’re an actress of a certain age trying to make a comeback in La La Land. Back in the day, I was the child star of the hit show Camp Bites. Today, I’m still living it down.After a disastrous soap opera audition and getting fired from a TV show for not having a bodacious enough backside, one would think I’d be smart enough to go into real estate. Nope. Just found out from the rudest, meanest, and hottest guy alive that I’m a Demon.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Save your time & credit or money
- By Krystle Campos on 12-09-22
By: Robyn Peterman
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Fashionably Dead
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,990
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,759
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,752
Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Porn
- By Jo Mc on 05-11-17
By: Robyn Peterman
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Switching Hour: Magic and Mayhem Book One
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
- Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 819
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 745
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Story4 out of 5 stars 739
Released from the magic pokey and paroled with limited power is enough to make any witch grumpy. However, if you throw in a recently resurrected cat, a lime-green Kia, and a sexy egotistical werewolf, it's enough to make a gal fly off the edge. Not to mention a mission...with no freaking directions. So here I sit in Asscrack, West Virginia, trying to figure out how to complete my mysterious mission before All Hallows Eve when I'll get turned into a mortal.
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1 out of 5 stars
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This is funny?
- By Alexis on 05-28-17
By: Robyn Peterman
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The Best Kind of Magic
- By: Crystal Cestari
- Narrated by: Jeannie Tirado
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,368
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,189
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,176
Amber Sand is not a witch. The Sand family Wicca gene somehow leapfrogged over her. But she did get one highly specific magical talent: she can see true love. As a matchmaker, Amber's pretty far down the sorcery food chain (even birthday party magicians rank higher), but after five seconds of eye contact, she can envision anyone's soul mate. Amber works at her mother's magic shop - Windy City Magic - in downtown Chicago, and she's confident she's seen every kind of happy ending there is: except for one - her own.
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5 out of 5 stars
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very sweet
- By mmutozee on 12-01-20
By: Crystal Cestari
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Robert
- A Forty Proof Novella
- By: Shannon Mayer
- Narrated by: Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 55
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 52
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Story4 out of 5 stars 52
In 1876, we were called to Savannah, Georgia to help with an infestation of demons. If we'd known what we, my wife Evangeline, and I, were walking into, we'd have run the other way. As it was, we shared tea with a vampire and stepped into a battle we did not understand until it was too late.
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5 out of 5 stars
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the ending!!!!
- By Tammy Hinspeter on 04-18-24
By: Shannon Mayer
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How to Date Your Dragon
- By: Molly Harper
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi, Jonathan Davis
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 21,020
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 19,468
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 19,415
Concerned that technology is about to chase mythological creatures out into the open (how long can Sasquatch stay hidden from Google maps?), the League for Interspecies Cooperation is sending Jillian to Louisiana on a fact-finding mission. While the League hopes to hold on to secrecy for a little bit longer, they're preparing for the worst in terms of human reactions. They need a plan, so they look to Mystic Bayou, a tiny town hidden in the swamp where humans and supernatural residents have been living in harmony for generations.
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5 out of 5 stars
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As someone from Louisiana...
- By Kristi on 02-13-18
By: Molly Harper
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Darkness Dawns
- Immortal Guardians Series #1
- By: Dianne Duvall
- Narrated by: Kirsten Potter
- Length: 10 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 6,841
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6,264
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 6,265
Once, Sarah Bingham's biggest challenge was making her students pay attention in class. Now, after rescuing a wounded stranger, she's landed in the middle of a battle between corrupt vampires and powerful immortals who also need blood to survive. Roland Warbrook is the most compelling man Sarah has ever laid hands on. But his desire for her is mingled with a hunger he can barely control...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Luscious, Enthralling & Sensual w/o being porn
- By Linda on 08-16-11
By: Dianne Duvall
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Halfway There
- A Paranormal Women’s Fiction Novel (Midlife Mulligan, Book 1)
- By: Eve Langlais
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 272
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 244
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 244
I never expected a midlife crisis. Sure, I'm over 40 and married, but my kids are grown and moved out. Then my husband asks for a divorce and my whole world crashes. But I am not about to give up. I am ready to tackle my do-over; my chance to become the me I've always dreamed of. Starting with moving into my late grandma's cottage and adopting a new kitten. However, my new life is a little odder than expected. Old books suddenly appearing in my house. Neighbors going missing. A supposed lake monster and a strange man who likes to skulk around with an axe.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Very Unsure
- By Valerie on 07-09-20
By: Eve Langlais
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Making Midlife Magic
- Forty Is Fabulous, Book 1
- By: Heloise Hull
- Narrated by: Kitty Hendrix
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 114
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 100
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 100
After finding my soon-to-be ex-husband together with my soon-to-be ex-assistant, I realize his "for better or for worse" didn't include my 40s. An extended vacation on a remote Italian island sounds like the perfect antidote to a midlife crisis - until I arrive. I'm expecting Chianti and pasta. What I get is a run-down bed-and-breakfast with the oldest Nonna in existence. There's something about this island. Something odd. Like how everyone keeps calling me Mamma or how I'm the first tourist in decades.
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4 out of 5 stars
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beware cliffhanger
- By Deb on 07-01-21
By: Heloise Hull
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Their Dark Valkyrie
- The Complete Series
- By: Eva Chase
- Narrated by: Samantha Cook, Aiden Snow
- Length: 29 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 349
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 314
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 313
All I wanted was to keep my distance from the criminals I work for and get my little brother out of the hell that is our mother's house. Then I died and woke up to four stunningly hot gods telling me I'm now a valkyrie. Sly, sharp Loki. Jovial but ferocious Thor. Dreamily compassionate Baldur. Grim and secretive Hod. I'm connected to all of them through a bond we barely understand. The longer I spend with them, the more my walls start to crack. But the gods didn't summon me just for kicks. Their king is missing, and they need me to find him.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loved it
- By Janie Bocanegra on 08-19-21
By: Eva Chase
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Sea Shenanigans: Volume 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Jessica Almasy, Amanda Ronconi, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 353
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 328
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Story4 out of 5 stars 327
Come on an adventure with my mermaids and their unlikely heroes. Get three hilarious stories all in one big book. You'll get: Book 1 - Tallulah’s Temptation; Book 2 - Ariel’s Antics; and Book 3 - Misty’s Mayhem.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Good narrators...
- By HappyMom on 07-25-19
By: Robyn Peterman
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Shades of Pink
- Lola Pink Mysteries Series, Book 1
- By: Gina LaManna
- Narrated by: Wendy Tremont King
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 250
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 230
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 230
He schedules everything. And I mean everything. I had no idea what I was getting myself into when I took this job. I thought it would be simple - pretend to be Mr. Dane Clark's personal assistant, find the missing blueprints, and get out of the Clark Castle for good. But, somehow this socially awkward, tech-genius billionaire has wormed his way into my heart. And even if we survive this mess, I'm not sure I want to leave.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A cozy romance and mystery
- By BikeVON on 07-14-19
By: Gina LaManna
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The Ghost of Marlow House
- Haunting Danielle Series, Book 1
- By: Bobbi Holmes, Anna J. McIntyre
- Narrated by: Romy Nordlinger
- Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,686
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,488
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,480
When Danielle Boatman inherits Marlow House, she dreams of turning it into a seaside bed and breakfast. Since she's never visited the property, Danielle's not sure what awaits her in Oregon. She certainly doesn't expect to find one of the house's previous owners still in residence. After all, the man has been dead for almost 90 years - shouldn't he have moved on by now? Charming Walt Marlow convinces Danielle the only way he can move on is if she solves the mystery of his death.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Felt Dumbed Down
- By Maggie May on 04-30-18
By: Bobbi Holmes, and others
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Death at a Country Mansion
- Daisy Thorne Mystery Series, Book 1
- By: Louise R. Innes
- Narrated by: Pearl Hewitt
- Length: 6 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 71
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 67
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 67
No one would ever accuse famous opera star Dame Serena Levante of lacking a flare for the dramatic. Unfortunately, it's curtains down on the dysfunctional diva when she's found dead at the bottom of a staircase in her elegant home. Solving an opera singer's murder may not be the typical hairdresser's aria of expertise. But Dame Serena was the mother of Daisy's best friend Floria, so Daisy must do-or-dye her best to get to the roots of the case.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Really good quaint story.
- By Amazon Customer on 02-27-21
By: Louise R. Innes
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Tell Me You're Sorry
- By: Kevin O'Brien
- Narrated by: Michael Kramer
- Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 540
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 519
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 519
Separate incidents with two common threads - a first wife who took her own life, and a secret the victims took to their graves. Stephanie Coburn has barely recovered from her sister's mysterious suicide before her brother-in-law and his new wife are murdered, her face disfigured beyond recognition. Stephanie never met the bride, has never even seen a clear photograph. But she knew her sister, and she knows something is desperately wrong.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I am really, really sorry.
- By Sharon J. on 06-15-14
By: Kevin O'Brien
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The Return of the Elves Series, Volumes 1-4
- Soulbound, Sundered, Exiled, and Seared
- By: Bethany Adams
- Narrated by: Gabrielle de Cuir, Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 37 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 256
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 245
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 245
This collection includes the first four books in the Return of the Elves romantic fantasy series: Soulbound, Sundered, Exiled, and Seared.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Failed to suspend my disbelief
- By Majic Noone on 03-08-23
By: Bethany Adams
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- Ann
- 05-27-21
love this series!!
love robyn peterman's mind. her characters are always full of themselves and hilarious! thank you. keep them coming.
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- angelsprincess67
- 12-17-21
loved it!
I absolutely love this series and the narration is on point. I can't wait to start the next one!
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- Linda
- 01-01-22
loved it
loved narrator, story I'm glad there in my collection. can't wait for the next book.
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- Stephanie
- 11-07-21
Even better than the first
The narrator’s performance makes me laugh constantly throughout this book! The characters’ personalities seem stronger in this book, compared to the first. Looking forward to listening to the next one the series.
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- heather
- 02-28-22
wow
I laughed. I cried. I cried from laughing. I had my husband and daughter asking me not to laugh so loud. I may have found a new top 5 author.
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- Jeri Jo
- 04-28-22
cannot stop listening to this series!!
OMGOSH I cannot stop listening!! Fantastic storyline!! I love every minute of it!! It like if Buffy the Vampire Slayer (snarky retorts and laughs), Supernatural (Angels & Demons) and a cozy mystery had a baby! Did I mention that Buffy, Supernatural and cozy mysteries are my FAVORITE!!
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- Irene House
- 08-08-22
Love this!
First, the story (series) is SO enjoyable. Kudos to the author, Thank you!!! Im a giant fan! Performance-PERFECT & RIVETING!
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- Lynzijoy
- 03-04-22
Love the series!!
This book had made me laugh out loud and cry for a solid 20 minutes. It’s amazing, and the narrator is wonderful. I can’t wait to listen to the next one!
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- holly
- 03-08-22
loved it! Funny, witty and so southern.
Narrator on point with this witty, fast paced book. I could feel the all the characters.
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- Kandace Simpson
- 01-04-23
Towanda!!!
Every time Daisy has one of her ballsy moments I think Fried Green Tomatoes and Kathy Bates “Towanda” this book has me laughing out loud. As I’m laying in bed trying to fall asleep I begin to laugh and my husband got a little nervous. LOL
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