Comedy Litrpg Adventure

After quitting her job as a therapist, Tess's life became pretty slow. A tad boring, even. It thus came as no small shock to her when she was chosen by a god. Suddenly thrust into a new world where magic, monsters, and character levels are par for the course, Tess will find that simply surviving can be a challenge. It doesn't help that dark forces are stirring, she's woefully underpowered, and spiders keep trying to claw her face off.

Mittens is captured. The unthinkable has happened—she's been scruffed, crated, and dragged behind enemy lines. Imprisoned in a cycle of escape attempts and recaptures, she must confront the one enemy her stat sheet can't handle: the realization that she can't do this alone. Somewhere in the dark, Barnaby is looking for her. He is not subtle about it.

A botched jump off the kitchen cabinets activates something Mittens never expected—a SYSTEM interface that tracks her stats, issues quests, and has absolutely no respect for her dignity. When raccoons breach the perimeter, she'll need to level up fast. The problem? Her only available party member is a beagle who thinks "stealth" means barking slightly quieter.

An alien cat turned me into a superweapon. I was homeless on the streets of Third York when it happened. Then the military arrived and gave me a choice. Enlist or die. The next thing I knew, I was fighting giant robots at the Xenoforce Academy's boot camp. Figuring out superpowers and energy levels was hard enough, but I had to deal with a mind-reading alien princess, a team of gorgeous women, and a femme fatale in charge of the whole operation. Oh, and a galactic conspiracy is threatening all of humanity. It's up to me and my new feline friend to set things right. A civil war's brewing on ...

The final battle for the household. Mittens unlocks her ultimate ability, faces Rocket in a climactic showdown, and discovers the truth the SYSTEM has been hiding since Chapter 1. The party is assembled. The stakes are real. And Big George is about to say one single word that changes everything.

Rocket is back with reinforcements, and this time he's scaling the operation. The house is under full siege—garbage raids, midnight incursions, and a fumigation incident that forces everyone into uncomfortably close quarters. Mittens must defend her territory on multiple fronts while managing a party that keeps going off-script. Big George remains cheerfully, catastrophically unaware.

Jax and his party are ambushed by Viper’s notorious player-killer squad—but the assassins quickly realize they’ve picked the wrong target. Instead of an easy wipe, the PKers run face-first into a brick wall. Jax unleashes his terrifying, championship-level combat mechanics, predicting stealth attacks blind and face-tanking entire DPS combos without breaking a sweat. Meanwhile, his buddy Ben trolls the attackers with absurd, game-breaking Summoner heals. After dismantling the ambushers and steamrolling an Undead Priest boss for top-tier Rare loot, Jax's secret is finally out: his ...

Dating is a nightmare. Pretending to date magical heiresses for a living? That’s just good business. My name is Zachary Sanders. I don’t have an ounce of mana, I can’t cast a fireball, and I definitely can't fly. What I do have is a mountain of student debt and a unique set of skills. I live in a city secretly run by magical elites, and I’ve found a very lucrative niche. I run a highly professional, strictly discreet service acting as a fake boyfriend or fiancé for magical women who need to get their overbearing, ancient families off their backs. Need to piss off your vampire dad? ...

Tricked into a world of banished gods, demons, goblins, sprites and magic, Richter must learn to meet the perils of The Land and begin to forge his own kingdom. Actions have consequences across The Land, with powerful creatures and factions now hell-bent on Richter's destruction. Can Richter forge allegiances to survive this harsh and unforgiving world or will he fall to the dark denizens of this ancient and unforgiving realm? A tale to shake "The Land" itself, measuring 10/10 on the Richter scale, how will Richter's choices shape the future of The Land and all who reside in it?

With the way behind them sealed, the only way forward for Eve and her friends is down. Down the narrow steps carved into the mountain. Down into the oppressive toxic fog. Down into the Dead Fields. But the Dead Fields are not so dead as they seem. Things lurk in the mist, things far beyond the levels of Eve, Wes, Preston, and, especially, the hatchling Reginald.

Death was just a critical error. Now, he has to debug the afterlife. Elias Thorne died at his desk, chasing a memory leak in the highly anticipated Aetheria project. Instead of finding peace, he wakes up trapped inside his own half-finished, glitch-ridden game. He has no gear, no class, and a Strength stat that categorizes him as a "Potato." Worse, the world is falling apart. Textures are failing, gravity is inverting, and an automated garbage-collection process known as the "Null" is deleting entire sectors of the map to save memory. But Elias has one advantage: he knows the source code. ...

Superweapon stud? That's what the doctor ordered. The Beastmasters are dwindling. The Mekanics are growing bolder. Everyone's desperate for the next magic bullet. With no more Chimerics arriving, there's only one way to make more Beastmasters. Me. I'm not against making baby Beastmasters with the hotties on my squad. The problem is that they're not telling me everything. The last time they tried this, things got pretty ugly... All hell's breaking loose. Secrets are spilling left and right. Even my alien cat Zoe can't keep all the facts straight. And everyone wants a piece of me. There's ...

Evil is eternal. But tacky decor? That’s unforgivable. My name is Carter Hayes, and I’m a high-end interior designer. I was supposed to spend my Tuesday arguing with a client about the subtle differences between eggshell and cream. Instead, I fell through a magical portal and got summoned to the Under-Realm by the Dark Faction. They didn't summon me to fight. They summoned me because they desperately need a contractor. The Overlord’s dungeon is a depressing, damp nightmare. Minion morale is at an all-time low, the Feng Shui is completely blocked by poorly placed torture devices, and ...

There's a war brewing between high-level factions, a conflict Eve finds herself caught in the middle of. Soon enough, this secret plot, this life quest, this entire broken trilogy will come hurtling to an end. Perhaps, with any luck, there will be a loaf of bread waiting on the other side. Or maybe the real loaf of bread was the friends we made along the way. Those friends that made it through, that is.

FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF ROCHESTER MANSION! Sergeant Steve Ballard never thought... ...he'd be the proud owner of a spunky little Jinni! With years of extensive specialty military training, Steve's biggest use to his unit was his experience as a plumber before he enlisted. Now, hot on the trail of the Chain and its mysterious MAGICAL MILF leader, Alessa, Steve's about to learn just WHAT magic is and how it can change him into the Alpha Male he'd never previously imagined. Jason Hutchinson's Jinn series weaves a complex plot from the building of Steve's gorgeous and devoted harem to ...

Kyle Thompson's greatest achievement was making a semi-consistent latte. Then a sentient gauntlet bonded to his arm at a LARP convention and declared him the prophesied Dark Lord. Now he's got 45 minutes to assemble a villainous court, conquer a village, and figure out why his magical artifact subsists on ledgers instead of souls. His minions include an anxious demon bureaucrat, an influencer barbarian obsessed with lighting, and a goblin warlock who won't stop saying "brainrot." Turns out Kyle's real superpower isn't charisma or combat — it's middle management. When an ancient wraith ...

Elian was a background character—a nameless quest-giver destined to hand out iron swords and be forgotten. But when a logic-defying glitch grants him [Trope Awareness], the invisible walls of his reality come crashing down. He no longer sees a world of magic and monsters; he sees wireframes, loot tables, and a narrative engine that treats people like disposable data. Armed with a rare resource called Ink, Elian gains the terrifying power to rewrite the world’s code in real-time. But being a "Narrative Mancer" isn't easy when you're forced to babysit Valerius, the Server’s chosen ...

War is brewing on the horizon... Whether it was in the Netherworld, the Mortal Realm, or the Spirit Plane, war was coming. For some, it was already here. It was not something Salvos wanted to partake in, since she just wanted to protect her friends, but when her very first companion wanted to overthrow the Demon King, she had no choice but to help him in his rebellion in freeing the legions from their servitude. But when she has to face down Jofis the Disgraced Hellking, former ruler of the Netherworld, she is forced to learn that perhaps she is not as prepared for war as she thought she was.

Cleaning dead dragon bowels ain't pretty. Ceph, the city's newest Sanitation Officer, is happy to take any job as long as it keeps him far, far away from the god-like Everborn. Too bad nobody told him that one man's trash can be an Everborn's treasure. Ceph's life turns upside-down when he crosses unlikely paths with an Everborn quest. Soon, the immortal Everborn are in relentless pursuit of Ceph and his new companion, the divine daughter Aeri. The next thing he knows, he's stuck with a fanatic cult that insists burning himself alive is the only way to, well, stay alive. Meanwhile, Aeri ...

The portal is gone. The bear is a monster. And the CEO is not accepting resignations. Ginger's hostile takeover of The Realm was going according to plan—until the way home collapsed and her most loyal ally became a creature of living shadow. Now her team is fractured, her map is useless, and something ancient called the Heartwood is rotting reality from the inside out. Worse? Someone on her team is feeding it information. As the corruption spreads and the rules of the world stop making sense, Ginger must lead her misfit crew deeper into enemy territory than any of them want to go. But the...