Life After Chronicles

2 books in series
2 out of 5 stars 4 ratings

Zombie Turkeys Publisher's Summary

Sam Melvin, an underachieving e-reporter from a small town, changes forever when he meets turkeys that won't stay dead. You can shoot 'em, chop 'em, burn 'em — they come back stronger. The undead plague of poultry spreads uncontrollably, rocking the whole country. As Sam tracks down the zombie turkeys and how to eradicate them, his editor, Lisa Kambacher, nags him to turn his stories and expenses in on time. During their years of working together, Lisa has mellowed from bitchy into an irascible pinchpenny. Lisa snipes at Sam for plebeian writing but uses her intelligence to pursue the lucrative carnivorous turkey story. Sam and Lisa ricochet across the landscape, tracking turkeys and fleeing the bloodthirsty hordes. Careening from shell-shocked grocery store owners fighting turkeys crawling out of refrigerators, to machine-gunning turkey farmers, to secret militia, Sam and Lisa doggedly report. Throughout the turkey apocalypse, they dare ravaged cities, plow knee-deep in gore and corpses, and upload streams of zombie turkey video news to the world. With paranoid militias clashing with the federal government and unkillable turkeys, Sam and Lisa doubt their ability to survive. Sam and Lisa have no superpowers. If you have a heart condition or lack humor, you should not listen to Zombie Turkeys, no matter how much you want to find out what happens.

©2016 Andy Zach (P)2017 Andy Zach
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  • Book 1

    • Zombie Turkeys

    • How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys: Life After Life, Volume 1
    • By: Mr. Andy Zach
    • Narrated by: Phil Blechman
    • Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      2 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      2.5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Story
      2 out of 5 stars 2

    Sam Melvin, an underachieving e-reporter from a small town, changes forever when he meets turkeys that won't stay dead. You can shoot 'em, chop 'em, burn 'em — they come back stronger. The undead plague of poultry spreads uncontrollably, rocking the whole country. As Sam tracks down the zombie turkeys and how to eradicate them, his editor, Lisa Kambacher, nags him to turn his stories and expenses in on time.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Zombie Turkeys

    • By Kim on 03-17-18
    • How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys: Life After Life, Volume 1
    • By: Mr. Andy Zach
    • Narrated by: Phil Blechman
    • Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
    • Release date: 11-01-17
    • 2 out of 5 stars 3 ratings

    Regular price: $19.95

  • Book 2

    • My Undead Mother-in-Law: The Family Zombie with Anger Management Issues

    • Life After Life Chronicles, Book 2
    • By: Andy Zach
    • Narrated by: Phil Blechman, Raven Perez
    • Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      1 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      1 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      1 out of 5 stars 1

    My mother-in-law, Diane Newby, zombified by accident. She still volunteers at her church bake sales and cooks pot roast for her daughter and son-in-law, Ron Yardley. What ticks her off is when people don't treat her like a normal human being - with glowing red eyes and super strength and speed. And if she doesn't get her own way, look out. She explodes and leaves broken plaster and body parts in her wake. Nothing stops her: not brick walls, the federal government, or middle-aged spread.

    Regular price: $19.95