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- JH & DDDH
- 01-09-21
Outlandish Fun
Andy Zach continues his unrelenting attack on the horror/zombie genre with outlandish humor. What will society do with the new human zombies after the havoc caused by The Turkey Zombies?!? That was a rhetorical question...so just laugh! ;-)
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- DabOfDarkness
- 07-31-20
Most adorable mother-in-law ever
Note: While this is Book 2 in the series, it works pretty well as a stand alone story.
Set several months after the zombie turkey outbreak of Book 1, the contagion continues to pop up in other species. Now that several zombie humans have been created, the government can no longer hide it. In fact, most zombie humans continue to work, play, cook, attend church, and have family get-togethers.
Diane is such a fun mother-in-law! She’s a bit overbearing but ferociously protective of her family. I love her dedication to zombie acceptance and beating down zombie stereotypes. Also, she’s a great brawler. I would not want to be on any team opposing Diane!
The zombie critters were great too! I love that the contaminated corn (the suspected source of the zombie outbreaks) is still the main suspected source of these new zombie species – like snakes and chipmunks. That scene with the rat and the snake hijacking the plane – haha! This story had me chuckling often.
I did miss Sam and Lisa from Book 1 but they do have minor roles in this book. In fact, seeing what this book does to them, I really hope we see more of them in Book 3. While there isn’t nearly as many zombie turkeys, we do get a few zombie turkey gobbles in this tale (which makes me laugh like a maniacal little kid).
Overall, this was a fun story though I did enjoy Book 1 a smidge more. This story had a few slow moments, but Diane would usually rescue us and bring life back to the tale. The end of the story leaves us having a lengthy ceremony and dinner with a political figure and I found that to be a little off-putting. While Book 1 had a different political figure, he was caught up in the action and we didn’t get long speeches from him. In this book, we get a few long speeches from this political figure and I found it a little boring. Plus I read to escape today’s politics and having those politics invade my books is a little grating. Despite that, I look forward to Book 3. 4.5/5 stars.
The Narration: Phil Blechman and Raven Perez continue to do a great job with this series. I love Blechman’s zombie turkey calls – makes me laugh every time no matter how gruesome the scene. Perez was spectacular as Diane – loud, proud, boisterous, hilarious. The technical recording quality is also top notch. Blechman and Perez sound like they are in the same room for the recording. It’s seamless when they trade off or even back and forth in the same conversation. Excellent all around! 5/5 stars.
I received this audiobook as part of my participation in a blog tour with Audiobookworm Promotions. The tour is being sponsored by Andy Zach. The gifting of this audiobook did not affect my opinion of it.
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- Jared Christensen
- 05-16-20
Great Book! Fun Twist to Zombie Story!
Not your usual zombie story. This one is fun and funny. I laughed several times throughout the story. I’m looking forward to the next installment of the series.
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- Walt
- 05-13-20
Gotta love these books.
Andy Zach has done it again for me, I love the Audiobooks. The Performances by Raven Perez, and Phil Blechman, are outrageously Great. Not too many turkey gobbling sounds in this story, but I can live with that. Read the first book and you'll understand. All in all, I'd double the number of stars for the first book, and this one if I could.
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- Lisa M.
- 04-29-20
Funny
Very entertaining. Didn't know what to expect other than I thought it would be amusing. It was! I played some for my husband and laughed tears at one point just as I had.
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- Virgil Perryman
- 04-20-20
Perhaps Andy could titled this Supers' Origins
it a super story about a super mother in law. father in law, brother and sister in law and a bunch of "Sidekicks" real impressive side kicks. Good triumph over evil through pain and persistence and a real bad villan is finally defeated; or is he? The Narration is outrageously hilarious and so "Camp" that I smile when I think about this listen. I am becoming a lover of Zombisim, in fact long live Zombies, no perhaps live isn't quite the right word. Any way If a great listen is what you need these days first listen to Andy's first book Zombie Turkeys "gooble gooble" and than for a continuous great listen meet the mother in law
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- Nemesis
- 07-01-22
An action packed adventure!
This series is the first I have read of Andy Zach's and I am not disappointed! This story has tons of action, well written characters, and the zombies are not mindless slow shells. A refreshing take on zombies as a whole. The plot moves at a good pace and the story arc continues to work well over the series. I look forward to book 3! Audio Version: Phil Blechman and Raven Perez do a great job with their respective characters and the overall narration.
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- Sofia Ribeiro
- 06-01-22
One of the most funny books about zombies
One of the most funny books about zombies, where the zombies are not the monster or the bad guy, actually being zombified, cures all sorts of health problems, from being overweight to the death doors, and you feel much more energetic and strong, and what can I say that wont give spoilers, but it will explain in details what I did enjoy about this audiobook, both voice actors, you had a male and a female, they seemed to enjoy themselves while they were reading it, so it was so much more fun, it was also very nice the way they interact with the other, great fun, the story was also fun, and with lots of action and violence, but in a way that you will find yourself laughing out loud while listening to the violence, yeah the first dinner in the parents-in-law in the first few minutes of the book set what I was sure I would find during the book and it didn’t disappoint.
Just try it out, keep in mind that this it’s not your usual zombie story ;) it was really a good fun, and I highly recommend, I started by this volume, I understand this is the second in the series, but unlike many other stories I didn’t find myself lost or in need to go back and read or listen the first book in the series, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to go back (sure I want) but if like me you start by this one, I don’t think you’ll find yourself lost in anyway.
Thank you StoryOrigin by the free Audible and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
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- 1OldGal
- 05-27-20
I'm disappointed.
I was hoping for better. Having so thoroughly enjoyed the previous book I expected something on the same level. This book doesn't have the great laughs that had me gasping for breath with a stitch in my side like that. The narrators did a good job with what they had, but I don't feel that's enough to save this one.
I received a free review copy of this audiobook in exchange for my honest opinion.
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- Janalyn
- 01-27-23
Andy Zach does it again!
When blogger Ron Yardley goes to his zombie in-laws witness is a family squabble over an unannounced engagement he of course blogs about it. This is how our favorite in new intrepid reporter Sam hears about it. This is what propel Diane to national and international fame and how she becomes the great zombie hope or the great human zombie hope rather.
Diane is the last person I would want to offend with the wrong pronouns… OK so when someone creates cyborgs and tries to take over the world with black mamba zombies in turkey zombies Diane comes to the rescue and it backfires and the evil villain wants’s to take out all zombies and he almost does. Sam and Lisa are pronounced dead and if we ever needed a zombie human hero that was the time. can Diane save the world from the evil villain or will the world be taken over by animals zombies? This book is smart funny and I love how the chapter started with Ron’s blog. I knew when I read turkey zombies I really was getting what this author was writing about an hour this book made me laugh out loud and although it’s not going to cure cancer it sure can cure the blahs. I love that it was so funny it was surprised to see there is yet another book that I cannot wait to listen to. I thought the narrator did an awesome job this audiobook is almost like audio theater because it sounds like different people are doing the different voices and it all makes for such an awesome listen. I totally enjoyed this book and can’t wait to listen to the next one. Please forgive any mistakes as I am blind and dictate my review.
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Sam Melvin, an underachieving e-reporter from a small town, changes forever when he meets turkeys that won't stay dead. You can shoot 'em, chop 'em, burn 'em — they come back stronger. The undead plague of poultry spreads uncontrollably, rocking the whole country. As Sam tracks down the zombie turkeys and how to eradicate them, his editor, Lisa Kambacher, nags him to turn his stories and expenses in on time.
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you wont look at turkeys the same way as before
- By Sofia Ribeiro on 05-19-22
By: Andy Zach
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Vulcan's Forge
- A Novel
- By: Jack Du Brul
- Narrated by: J. Charles
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Beneath the Pacific Ocean a volcano surges upward, carrying in its fiery heart a mineral more powerful than uranium. When the volcano breaks the ocean's surface, nations will battle to control what is known as Vulcan's Forge - a source of limitless, clean, nuclear power.
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foul language, returned the title
- By R. Frazier on 04-27-10
By: Jack Du Brul
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Any Means Necessary
- A Luke Stone Thriller, Book 1
- By: Jack Mars
- Narrated by: K.C. Kelly
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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When nuclear waste is stolen by jihadists in the middle of the night from an unguarded New York City hospital, the police, in a frantic race against time, call in the FBI. Luke Stone, head of an elite, secretive department within the FBI, is the only man they can turn to. Luke realizes right away that the terrorists' aim is to create a dirty bomb, that they seek a high-value target, and that they will hit it within 48 hours.
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Nice liberal story with a tough guy
- By Pattii on 09-13-16
By: Jack Mars
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Golden Buddha
- By: Clive Cussler, Craig Dirgo
- Narrated by: J. Charles
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Juan Cabrillo's first adventure with the Oregon - a state-of-the-art spy ship disguised as a nondescript lumber hauler - takes him and his crew into dangerous waters as they try to put Tibet back in the hands of the Dalai Lama by striking a deal with the Russians and the Chinese.
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Horrible Narrative
- By steve on 05-25-16
By: Clive Cussler, and others
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Luke Stone Thriller Bundle
- Any Means Necessary #1 and Oath of Office #2: A Luke Stone Thriller
- By: Jack Mars
- Narrated by: K.C. Kelly
- Length: 17 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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In Any Means Necessary, nuclear waste is stolen by jihadists in the middle of the night from an unguarded New York City hospital. The police, in a frantic race against time, call in the FBI. Luke Stone, head of an elite, secretive, department within the FBI, is the only man they can turn to. Luke realizes right away that the terrorists’ aim is to create a dirty bomb, that they seek a high-value target, and that they will hit it within 48 hours. A cat and mouse chase follows, pitting the world’s most savvy government agents versus its most sophisticated terrorists. As Agent Stone peels back layer after layer, he soon realizes he is up against a vast conspiracy, and that the target is even more high value than he could have imagined—leading all the way to the President of the United States. In Oath of Office, a biological agent is stolen from a biocontainment lab. Weaponized, it could kill millions, and a desperate national hunt ensues to catch the terrorists before it is too late. Luke Stone, head of an elite FBI department, with his own family still in jeopardy, has vowed to walk away—but when the new President, barely sworn in, calls him, he can’t turn his back on her.
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Worst narator EVER!
- By Nellene on 07-13-19
By: Jack Mars
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The Ark
- A Novel
- By: Boyd Morrison
- Narrated by: Boyd Gaines
- Length: 14 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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When brilliant archaeologist Dilara Kenner is contacted by Sam Watson, an old family friend who says that he has crucial information about her missing father, Dilara abandons her Peruvian dig and rushes to Los Angeles to meet him. But at the airport, Sam speaks instead of Noah’s Ark—the artifact her father had long been searching for—and the possible death of billions. Before Sam can explain, he collapses. With his dying breath, he urges Dilara to find Tyler Locke—a man she’s never heard of.
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great summer read
- By Veneda on 08-23-10
By: Boyd Morrison
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Zombie Turkeys
- How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys: Life After Life, Volume 1
- By: Andy Zach
- Narrated by: Phil Blechman
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Sam Melvin, an underachieving e-reporter from a small town, changes forever when he meets turkeys that won't stay dead. You can shoot 'em, chop 'em, burn 'em — they come back stronger. The undead plague of poultry spreads uncontrollably, rocking the whole country. As Sam tracks down the zombie turkeys and how to eradicate them, his editor, Lisa Kambacher, nags him to turn his stories and expenses in on time.
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you wont look at turkeys the same way as before
- By Sofia Ribeiro on 05-19-22
By: Andy Zach
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Vulcan's Forge
- A Novel
- By: Jack Du Brul
- Narrated by: J. Charles
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Beneath the Pacific Ocean a volcano surges upward, carrying in its fiery heart a mineral more powerful than uranium. When the volcano breaks the ocean's surface, nations will battle to control what is known as Vulcan's Forge - a source of limitless, clean, nuclear power.
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foul language, returned the title
- By R. Frazier on 04-27-10
By: Jack Du Brul
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Any Means Necessary
- A Luke Stone Thriller, Book 1
- By: Jack Mars
- Narrated by: K.C. Kelly
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
When nuclear waste is stolen by jihadists in the middle of the night from an unguarded New York City hospital, the police, in a frantic race against time, call in the FBI. Luke Stone, head of an elite, secretive department within the FBI, is the only man they can turn to. Luke realizes right away that the terrorists' aim is to create a dirty bomb, that they seek a high-value target, and that they will hit it within 48 hours.
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Nice liberal story with a tough guy
- By Pattii on 09-13-16
By: Jack Mars
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Golden Buddha
- By: Clive Cussler, Craig Dirgo
- Narrated by: J. Charles
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Juan Cabrillo's first adventure with the Oregon - a state-of-the-art spy ship disguised as a nondescript lumber hauler - takes him and his crew into dangerous waters as they try to put Tibet back in the hands of the Dalai Lama by striking a deal with the Russians and the Chinese.
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Horrible Narrative
- By steve on 05-25-16
By: Clive Cussler, and others
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Luke Stone Thriller Bundle
- Any Means Necessary #1 and Oath of Office #2: A Luke Stone Thriller
- By: Jack Mars
- Narrated by: K.C. Kelly
- Length: 17 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
In Any Means Necessary, nuclear waste is stolen by jihadists in the middle of the night from an unguarded New York City hospital. The police, in a frantic race against time, call in the FBI. Luke Stone, head of an elite, secretive, department within the FBI, is the only man they can turn to. Luke realizes right away that the terrorists’ aim is to create a dirty bomb, that they seek a high-value target, and that they will hit it within 48 hours. A cat and mouse chase follows, pitting the world’s most savvy government agents versus its most sophisticated terrorists. As Agent Stone peels back layer after layer, he soon realizes he is up against a vast conspiracy, and that the target is even more high value than he could have imagined—leading all the way to the President of the United States. In Oath of Office, a biological agent is stolen from a biocontainment lab. Weaponized, it could kill millions, and a desperate national hunt ensues to catch the terrorists before it is too late. Luke Stone, head of an elite FBI department, with his own family still in jeopardy, has vowed to walk away—but when the new President, barely sworn in, calls him, he can’t turn his back on her.
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Worst narator EVER!
- By Nellene on 07-13-19
By: Jack Mars
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Charlie's Requiem
- A Going Home Novella
- By: A. American, Walt Browning
- Narrated by: Duke Fontaine
- Length: 5 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Charlie is good at her work. As a hard-charging drug rep with the brains and talent to make it to the top, she has the world at her feet. Then, the lights go out, and everything changes. An EMP decimates the United States, leaving the country in the dark. With modern technology suddenly and permanently turned off, society's dark side quickly takes over. Caught on the road, she teams up with two new companions and they fight their way towards safety and freedom. Criminals, gangs, and worse stand between them and the safety of a friend's farm.
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The 'Going Home' Series Goes To Town
- By Greg on 10-07-20
By: A. American, and others
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A Time for War
- A Thriller
- By: Michael Savage
- Narrated by: Peter Larkin
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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A Chinook helicopter carrying a squad of Navy Seals suddenly plummets to earth in Afghanistan. A car driven by FBI agents tailing a suspicious vehicle is mysteriously rendered immobile in San Francisco. The body of a Chinese agent is found floating miles from the Golden Gate Bridge after being fed to sharks. In A Time for War, the U.S. is under secret attack and only Jack Hatfield, a popular television host hounded from his position by left-wing forces in the media for speaking the truth, suspects the danger of this lethal conspiracy.
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Only Savage Can Do It
- By Amazon Customer on 07-10-13
By: Michael Savage
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The Extinction Survival Series Box Set
- Lost Valley, Satan's Gate, Cost of Survival & Warrior's Fate
- By: Walt Browning
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 38 hrs
- Unabridged
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John Eric Carver and Shrek are a retired Navy SEAL war dog team, now living in the mountains outside of San Diego. Both man and dog thought their life was now settled, finding peace on the 40-acre ranch they had moved to. But life, and a mutated virus, changed all that.
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DO NOT GIVE YOUR DOG IBUPROFEN!!
- By Bear Hardin on 04-05-22
By: Walt Browning
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The Eden Plague
- Plague Wars Series, Book 0
- By: David VanDyke
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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When special operations veteran DJ Markis finds armed invaders in his home and it all goes sideways, he turns to his brothers in arms to fight back. On the run from the shadowy Company, soon he finds himself in a war for possession of a genetic engineering secret that threatens the stability of the world. But who is behind it all - and are they even human?
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I felt so disconnected from the story
- By Midwestbonsai on 11-13-15
By: David VanDyke
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The Atlantis Gene
- The Origin Mystery, Book 1
- By: A.G. Riddle
- Narrated by: Stephen Bel Davies
- Length: 15 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Seventy thousand years ago, the human race almost went extinct. We survived, but no one knows how.
Until now. The countdown to the next stage of human evolution is about to begin, and humanity might not survive this time. The Immari are good at keeping secrets. For 2,000 years, they've hidden the truth about human evolution. They've also searched for an ancient enemy - a threat that could wipe out the human race. Now the search is over.
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Pretty bad, but not the worst I've ever read
- By january on 03-20-14
By: A.G. Riddle
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Flight of the Intruder
- Jake Grafton, Book 1
- By: Stephen Coonts
- Narrated by: Benjamin L. Darcie
- Length: 12 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Hailed as the finest combat aviation novel to emerge from the Vietnam War, Flight of the Intruder spent 28 weeks on the New York Times hardcover best-seller list and became one of the top-20 best-selling first novels of all time. An instant classic, the book was translated into more than 20 languages and made into a major motion picture. Its hero, Jake Grafton, became a household name and the star of many more Coonts’ best-sellers. Without question, the strength of the book lies in its flying scenes when Jake Grafton straps himself into the cockpit of his A-6 Intruder.
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Great stuff! War and romance.
- By Wayne on 07-30-17
By: Stephen Coonts