Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software"
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  • People Born In February Anti-Horoscope: Human

    People Born In February Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software," Book 2

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 16 mins)
    • By Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated By Matthew Silver
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    Did you know that people born on February 17th of leap years, or February 18th of common years, not only consider themselves guardians of the very principles of existence, the concentration of all processes, without which nothing in the world can exist, but are also obsessed with the "golden calf?" Did you know that money for them is everything: their life, their passion, the basis of their existence?

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  • People Born in March: Anti-Horoscope: Human

    People Born in March: Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software", Book 3

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 33 mins)
    • By Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated By Tyler Shaw
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    Did you know, for example, that people who were born on March 4 in leap years or March 5 in common years are not only people-pendulums subject to fluctuations, but also are real sexual maniacs? Did you know that people who were born on March 9 of leap years or March 10 of common years are like giant ovens: they diligently study various philosophical, religious, psychological, scientific, and cultural systems only in order to "burn" it all later, saying: "This is nonsense"? Also, did you know that they can bring anyone to the state of alcoholism?

    I WANT MY MONEY BACK

    INSERT UNHAPPY FACE: You know that feeling you get after you realize you've just been scammed and taken for your money, that's how I feel right now. T..Show More »

    Reviewed on January 04 2018 by Amber ()
  • People Born in April: Anti-Horoscope: Human 'Software', Book 4 | Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky

    People Born in April: Anti-Horoscope: Human 'Software', Book 4

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 16 mins)
    • By Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated By Jim D. Johnston
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    Did you know that, for example, people who were born on April 5th leap years or April 6th common years are vagrants "here today and gone tomorrow", and are "on the road" all their lives? For them, a good time or fun "to the max" includes...going to prison. Did you know that there are people in this world who not only don't fear prison, but also feel at home and comfortable there?

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  • People Born in May: Anti-Horoscope: Human

    People Born in May: Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software", Book 5

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 55 mins)
    • By Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated By J. Keith Jackson
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    Did you know that those born on May 20th leap years or May 21st common years are not just people with imperialistic ambitions who present themselves as ideal, aristocratic, warm, kind, and noble - but also spend huge efforts to maintain this "bright image" to conceal secrets of their nature? At any point they can turn into judicious, domineering, ferocious schemers with eyes glistening of wrath.

    Another Entertaining Presentation By Keith Jackson

    Yes, I would definitely try another book narrated by J. Keith Jackson

    Reviewed on August 31 2017 by Rita J. ()
  • People Born in June: Anti-Horoscope: Human

    People Born in June: Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software", Book 6

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 32 mins)
    • By Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated By Kimberly Logan
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    Did you know that, for example, those born on June 4 (leap years) or June 5 (common years) are not only perpetual servants by character, and are flexible, try to please and anticipate desires ("the master is laughing - I'm laughing"; "the master is sad - I'm sad"), but also they will ask a great price of "the master" for being whoever the master wants to see? They are masters of illusions, lie with or without reason....

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  • People Born In August: Anti-Horoscope: Human

    People Born In August: Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software", Book 8

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 25 mins)
    • By Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated By Jack Glanville
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    Did you know that those people, who were born on August 10th of leap years or August 11th of common years are not just "legislators", who consider themselves ready and even obligated to order the whole world according to their own laws and "make weather" in any collective, but also strive only for one thing - to usurp the initiative in society and become masters of the largest possible public space?

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  • People Born in October: Anti-Horoscope: Human

    People Born in October: Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software," Book 10

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 13 mins)
    • By Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated By Josh Berndt
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    This audiobook is for those people who are fed up with "horoscopism," who are tired of listening to nonsense about themselves and other people from psychologists or their "all-knowing" relatives, friends, and acquaintances. It will help you save not just some time in your life, but your whole life, because otherwise you will spend your entire life on something that is impossible. And, it is impossible not because you are idiots, but because Homo Sapiens cannot fully know themselves and other people without an external (and most importantly, objective) source.

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  • People Born in November: Anti-Horoscope: Human 'Software', Book 11 | Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky, Andrey Davydov

    People Born in November: Anti-Horoscope: Human 'Software', Book 11

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 16 mins)
    • By Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky, Andrey Davydov
    • Narrated By Mike Paine
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    Did you know that those born on November 1st common years are not only people for whom results of processes (rather than processes themselves) are important, but also (especially in their youth) they don't listen to anyone & therefore are capable of such extreme things, that other people's hair stands up? For example, they can become punks with green hair, pierce all body parts, and eat almost trash?

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