Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software"

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People Born in January Publisher's Summary

Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software" - series of 12 books.

Did you know that, for example, all people born on January 4 of common years are ardent apologists of everything standard and common - border-guards who protect boundaries of everything that is established? Or that they can torture others with "kindness" and wise advice? Or that those born on January 28 of common years imperceptibly "reform" you so much that you will not recognize yourself?

For example, did you know that all those people who were born on January 8 of common years are seemingly sincere with "open souls", meanwhile they have the ability to completely transform? That is, you never know whether a person before you is who he or she is trying to appear as. And so on....

Hence the question: Are you sure that you know people whom you think you know as your own self? Yes, of course, you know them, if we take word-play into account. You really do know them, like you know yourself - that is: just as bad! You know your own and other people's masks and roles, but that is all. You do not believe this? Then, listen to this audiobook and see for yourself!

This audiobook is for those people who are fed up with "horoscopism", who are tired of listening to nonsense about themselves and other people from psychologists or their "all-knowing" relatives, friends, and acquaintances. It will help you save not just some time in your life but your whole life, because otherwise, you will spend your entire life on something that is a priori impossible. And it is impossible not because you are idiots, but because Homo sapiens cannot fully know themselves and other people without an external (and, most importantly, objective) source. Perhaps that is the reason why humanity was left "factory instructions" to each one of us - the Catalog of Human Population. Yes, that is right! There exists the Catalog of Human Population!

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  • Book 1

    • People Born in January

    • Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software", Book 1
    • By: Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated by: Kevin Iggens
    • Length: 3 hrs and 36 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Did you know that, for example, all people born on January 4 of common years are ardent apologists of everything standard and common - border-guards who protect boundaries of everything that is established? Or that they can torture others with "kindness" and wise advice? Or that those born on January 28 of common years imperceptibly "reform" you so much that you will not recognize yourself? This audiobook is for those people who are fed up with "horoscopism".

    Regular price: $14.95

  • Book 2

    • People Born In February Anti-Horoscope

    • Human "Software," Book 2
    • By: Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated by: Matthew Silver
    • Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Did you know that people born on February 17th of leap years, or February 18th of common years, not only consider themselves guardians of the very principles of existence, the concentration of all processes, without which nothing in the world can exist, but are also obsessed with the "golden calf?" Did you know that money for them is everything: their life, their passion, the basis of their existence?

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  • Book 3

    • People Born in March

    • Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software", Book 3
    • By: Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated by: Tyler Shaw
    • Length: 3 hrs and 33 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Did you know, for example, that people who were born on March 4 in leap years or March 5 in common years are not only people-pendulums subject to fluctuations, but also are real sexual maniacs? Did you know that people who were born on March 9 of leap years or March 10 of common years are like giant ovens: they diligently study various philosophical, religious, psychological, scientific, and cultural systems only in order to "burn" it all later, saying: "This is nonsense"? Also, did you know that they can bring anyone to the state of alcoholism?

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    • By Amber on 01-04-18

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  • Book 4

    • People Born in April: Anti-Horoscope: Human 'Software', Book 4

    • By: Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated by: Jim D. Johnston
    • Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Did you know that, for example, people who were born on April 5th leap years or April 6th common years are vagrants "here today and gone tomorrow", and are "on the road" all their lives? For them, a good time or fun "to the max" includes...going to prison. Did you know that there are people in this world who not only don't fear prison, but also feel at home and comfortable there?

    Regular price: $19.95

  • Book 5

    • People Born in May: Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software", Book 5

    • By: Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated by: J. Keith Jackson
    • Length: 3 hrs and 55 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Did you know that those born on May 20th leap years or May 21st common years are not just people with imperialistic ambitions who present themselves as ideal, aristocratic, warm, kind, and noble - but also spend huge efforts to maintain this "bright image" to conceal secrets of their nature? At any point they can turn into judicious, domineering, ferocious schemers with eyes glistening of wrath.

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    • Another Entertaining Presentation By Keith Jackson

    • By Rita J. on 08-31-17

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  • Book 6

    • People Born in June

    • Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software", Book 6
    • By: Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated by: Kimberly Logan
    • Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
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    Did you know that, for example, those born on June 4 (leap years) or June 5 (common years) are not only perpetual servants by character, and are flexible, try to please and anticipate desires ("the master is laughing - I'm laughing"; "the master is sad - I'm sad"), but also they will ask a great price of "the master" for being whoever the master wants to see? They are masters of illusions, lie with or without reason....

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  • Book 7

    • People Born in July

    • Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software", Book 7
    • By: Kate Bazilevsky, Olga Skorbatyuk, Andrey Davydov
    • Narrated by: Aliana de la Guardia
    • Length: 6 hrs and 22 mins
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    Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software" is a series of 12 books. Do you know that people born on July 6 leap years or July 7 common years are not only "windsurfers", who are always on the crest of a fashionable and stylish wave, but also that within the circle of loved ones they are "walking disasters"? This audiobook is for those people who are fed up with "horoscopism", who are tired of listening to nonsense about themselves and other people from psychologists or their "all-knowing" relatives, friends, and acquaintances.

    Regular price: $19.95

  • Book 8

    • People Born In August

    • Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software", Book 8
    • By: Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated by: Jack Glanville
    • Length: 3 hrs and 25 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Did you know that those people, who were born on August 10th of leap years or August 11th of common years are not just "legislators", who consider themselves ready and even obligated to order the whole world according to their own laws and "make weather" in any collective, but also strive only for one thing - to usurp the initiative in society and become masters of the largest possible public space?

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  • Book 9

    • People Born in September

    • Anti-Horoscope: Human “Software,” Book 9
    • By: Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated by: C.H. Pees
    • Length: 3 hrs and 7 mins
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    This audiobook is for people who are fed up with "horoscopism," who are tired of listening to nonsense about themselves and other people from psychologists or their "all-knowing" relatives, friends, and acquaintances.... 

    Regular price: $14.95

  • Book 10

    • People Born in October

    • Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software," Book 10
    • By: Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated by: Josh Berndt
    • Length: 4 hrs and 13 mins
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    This audiobook is for those people who are fed up with "horoscopism," who are tired of listening to nonsense about themselves and other people from psychologists or their "all-knowing" relatives, friends, and acquaintances. It will help you save not just some time in your life, but your whole life, because otherwise you will spend your entire life on something that is impossible. And, it is impossible not because you are idiots, but because Homo Sapiens cannot fully know themselves and other people without an external (and most importantly, objective) source.

    Regular price: $14.95

  • Book 11

    • People Born in November: Anti-Horoscope: Human 'Software', Book 11

    • By: Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky, Andrey Davydov
    • Narrated by: Mike Paine
    • Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Did you know that those born on November 1st common years are not only people for whom results of processes (rather than processes themselves) are important, but also (especially in their youth) they don't listen to anyone & therefore are capable of such extreme things, that other people's hair stands up? For example, they can become punks with green hair, pierce all body parts, and eat almost trash?

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  • Book 12

    • People Born in December

    • By: Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated by: Douglas Brunnette
    • Length: 3 hrs and 32 mins
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    Did you know that people born on December 30 common years are like cumulative projectiles in a plush children's backpacks, like biological weapons in a schoolchild's pencil-cases? On the outside they are lovely, easy in communication, but it is a cover, inside of which is a powerful system of destruction of all living things. Did you know that causing harm to others is these people's function?

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