Serge Storms

21 books in series
4 out of 5 stars 6,667 ratings

Florida Roadkill Publisher's Summary

Sunshine State trivia buff Serge A. Storms loves eliminating jerks and pests. His drug-addled partner Coleman loves cartoons. Hot stripper Sharon Rhodes loves cocaine, especially when purchased with rich dead men's money. On the other hand, there's Sean and David, who love fishing and are kind to animals - and who are about to cross paths with a suitcase filled with $5 million in stolen insurance money. Serge wants the suitcase. Sharon wants the suitcase. Coleman wants more drugs... and the suitcase. In the meantime, there's murder by gun, Space Shuttle, Barbie doll, and Levi's 501s. In other words, welcome to Tim Dorsey's Florida - where nobody gets out unscathed and untanned!

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  • Book 1

    • Florida Roadkill

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: George Wilson
    • Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 692
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 609
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 621

    Sunshine State trivia buff Serge A. Storms loves eliminating jerks and pests. His drug-addled partner Coleman loves cartoons. Hot stripper Sharon Rhodes loves cocaine, especially when purchased with rich dead men's money. On the other hand, there's Sean and David, who love fishing and are kind to animals - and who are about to cross paths with a suitcase filled with $5 million in stolen insurance money. Serge wants the suitcase. Sharon wants the suitcase. Coleman wants more drugs... and the suitcase.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Its a Mad Mad Mad Florida!

    • By Mark on 09-26-11

    Regular price: $27.99

  • Book 2

    • Hammerhead Ranch Motel

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: George Wilson
    • Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 366
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 319
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 327

    There's a different schemer or slimeball behind every door: cocaine duckpins who have survived only by the dumbest fortune, hard-luck gigolos desperate to score, undercover cops busting undercover cops who are running sting operations on undercover cops.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Classic Serge Storms

    • By Bull on 11-10-12

    Regular price: $27.99

  • Book 3

    • Orange Crush

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: George Wilson
    • Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 342
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 301
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 301

    Praising Tim Dorsey’s tongue-in-cheek humor, the Miami Herald wrote, “Nobody, but nobody, writes like this guy.” Here Florida politics take the main stage in a rollicking satire that proves Dorsey’s at the top of his game. When a traumatic experience forever changes Florida gubernatorial race candidate Marlon Conrad’s life, he hits the road in a Winnebago to find the “real” Florida. But his odyssey is plagued with would-be assassins and cutthroat journalists.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • It's Funny 'Cause It's Pretty Much True!

    • By DCinMI on 09-29-13

    Regular price: $27.99

  • Book 4

    • Triggerfish Twist

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: George K. Wilson
    • Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 483
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 422
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 423

    Ensconced in a lovely tropical villa on idyllic Triggerfish Lane, Jim Davenport anticipates the good life to come. But this isn't living -- it's Florida, and the neighborhood is not quite what it seems. It's got overly aggressive Little League parents, drug-free Rastafarians, homicidal hookers, unnatural sex and casual violence. Oh, yes, and there's a psychopathic serial killer-cum-Sunshine-State folklorist named Serge A. Storms living directly across the street.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Excellent Serge--captures Tampa perfectly!

    • By Janels on 08-25-13

    Regular price: $27.99

  • Book 5

    • The Stingray Shuffle

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: George K. Wilson
    • Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 280
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 240
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 239

    In his latest bizarre concoction, Dorsey picks up - sort of - various plot strands from his earlier books, including Florida Roadkill, Hammerhead Ranch Motel, and Orange Crush. There's still the matter, you see, of the briefcase full of cash, and still unresolved are the stories of Serge Storms, the serial killer and history buff; Johnny Vegas, the startlingly handsome virgin; Jethro Maddox, the Hemingway look-alike; and Paul, the Passive-Aggressive Private Eye. Fans of Dorsey's magnificently off-kilter adventures will be thrilled to rejoin these characters....

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Why Serge Wanted the Money

    • By Dubi on 01-28-14

    Regular price: $27.99

  • Book 6

    • Cadillac Beach

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: George Wilson
    • Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 342
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 178
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 183

    Serge A. Storms is back! The one-man crime spree hits no speed bumps as he swings through Tampa, Disney World, and parts south before settling down in Miami Beach to team up with a former sidekick and launch his long-overdue offbeat travel service. It's a labor of love as Serge forces customers to confront the underbelly of the Sunshine State's past and present. Some clients get it; others run for their lives. No matter.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Fun and Practical . . . Really

    • By Steve on 11-11-05

    Regular price: $27.97

  • Book 7

    • Torpedo Juice

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: George Wilson
    • Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 338
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 199
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 198

    Internationally best-selling author Tim Dorsey's irreverent and hilarious novels starring evil genius Serge A. Storms, lovable psychiatric hospital escapee, zoom along at breakneck speed, delivering laughs and shocks in droves.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Comedy Masterpiece

    • By Leo on 06-22-09

    Regular price: $24.49

  • Book 8

    • The Big Bamboo

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: George Wilson
    • Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 313
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 204
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 206

    Serge and sidekick Coleman head out west to take on Hollywood bigwigs and L.A. lowlifes in Dorsey's most outrageous novel yet. Before Tinseltown knows what's hit it, Serge has made an unforgettable foray to the Playboy Mansion and come up against Japanese Yakuza and a host of wacky characters.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Hilarious

    • By Js on 11-17-08

    Regular price: $29.37

  • Book 9

    • Hurricane Punch

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 294
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 181
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 184

    Welcome to another typical summer in Florida, the season of the storms. Serge Storms. That loveable serial killer, an under-under-medicated dispenser of truth, justice, and trivia, is back with a vengeance. And not a weirdness-laced moment too soon. His cherished home state is about to take a beating, and from far more than the way-too-routine conga line of hurricanes bearing down on the peninsula. Corpses have begun turning up at a disturbing rate, even for Florida.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Little things

    • By Jon on 06-01-09

    Regular price: $28.51

  • Book 10

    • Atomic Lobster

    • A Novel
    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 288
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 173
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 173

    Serge is back with a bullet, torn between homicide and souvenirs. So is Coleman, torn between getting hammered and getting more hammered. Then there's good ol' Jim Davenport, the E-Team, the Diaz Brothers, and Johnny Vegas, the Accidental Virgin, cranking up the fevered action as the pot boils over on a street called Lobster Lane.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Serge rules!

    • By J. M. Batista on 03-20-08

    Regular price: $28.51

  • Book 11

    • Nuclear Jellyfish

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 9 hrs and 27 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 251
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 168
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 169

    Serge is upset that his beloved state isn't getting its proper recognition, so he sets up his own wildcat Internet travel service site, hyper blogging his way down the coast with his perpetually hammered sidekick, Coleman. Unfortunately Serge's Web presence catches the attention of his nemesis, Agent Mahoney, and the chase is on.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Twisted sense of humor

    • By Rich Tanguy on 12-25-09

    Regular price: $28.51

  • Book 12

    • Gator A-Go-Go

    • A Novel
    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 275
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 179
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 180

    That's right: Serge and Coleman do spring break!It's been a long time coming, but they're at the party now - and you¹ll never look at a Frisbee the same way again. But trouble is brewing. After years of quiet, a legendary Miami kingpin from the anything-goes '80s is suddenly back in the news, along with one of the state's most psychotic homicidal monsters, every bit as criminally insane as Serge - except without the morals. And the mysteries continue to mount....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Love Tim Dorsey

    • By Jonathan on 07-07-10

    Regular price: $28.51

  • Book 13

    • Electric Barracuda

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 289
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 202
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 205

    Serge Storms, that loveable thermonuclear vigilante and one-stop-Florida-trivia-shop, has been leaving corpses strewn across the Sunshine State for more than a decade. The authorities—especially one tenacious state agent—have begun to notice the exponential body count, and send a police task force to track down Serge. Could his luck finally have run out?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Another excellent adventure

    • By Ron on 02-06-11

    Regular price: $28.51

  • Book 14

    • When Elves Attack

    • A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State
    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 5 hrs and 5 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 292
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 261
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 265

    It’s ho, ho, ho time in this hilarious and wacky Florida holiday tale, featuring bighearted psychopath Serge Storms and his sidekick, Coleman. Like Santa, Serge knows who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. Few can give with the generosity and creativity of Serge, and as December 24 rolls around, he is filling up the Serge sleigh with an unforgettable bag of presents. But before that, it’s all a big free-range Christmas office party, where Serge will be spreading his special cheer. And there’s that last-minute go-for-broke spree at the mall (just beware of those attacking elves - they bite).

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • I Don't Know about Joyous but Nutbars REALLY Fits!

    • By Susan on 11-06-11
    • A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State
    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 5 hrs and 5 mins
    • Release date: 10-25-11
    • 4.5 out of 5 stars 292 ratings

    Regular price: $21.67

  • Book 15

    • Pineapple Grenade

    • A Novel
    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 246
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 214
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 217

    First, there's the media frenzy over the “Hollow Man,” a gutless corpse found on the beach. And yet people think it’s perfectly normal to find dead sharks in the middle of downtown boulevards - or to spot black mushroom clouds behind the airport. Then there are the roving bands of carjackers who suddenly find themselves inconvenienced. Not to mention people lurking outside sex-addiction meetings. Could this be the work of Serge, that eccentric trivialista and one-man vigilante? And why is he extensively photographing foreign consulates right before the critically important Summit of the Americas?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Fun but not for the whole family.

    • By David on 04-27-12

    Regular price: $28.51

  • Book 16

    • The Riptide Ultra-Glide

    • A Novel
    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 254
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 227
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 230

    Freshly laid-off Wisconsinites Patrick and Barbara McDougall are going to sunny Florida for a modest romantic vacation. But the motel they picked isn't quite a pastel paradise, and they have to be midwesterners and make the best of a bad situation. Except bad goes to worse, and a string of misfortunes renders them unable to leave the state. Meanwhile, the next Mexican-American War is being fought, this time in Fort Lauderdale, between the Kentucky mafia and the Oxy cartel over control of the lucrative pain clinic market.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • More Serge and Coleman

    • By James on 02-20-13

    Regular price: $28.51

  • Book 17

    • Tiger Shrimp Tango

    • A Novel
    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 9 hrs and 42 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 249
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 227
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 224

    All just another day in Serge Storms' sun-splashed paradise! Thanks to the growth of the Internet, America finds itself plagued by a noxious epidemic of ruthless scam artists. Where do they all come from? If you guessed 110 percent of them are spawned in Florida, you win the cigar.…When a new digital scheme goes horribly awry - causing innocents to die and a young woman to go missing - only one person can set things right: obsessive Florida trivia buff and reluctant serial killer Serge Storms.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • More Miami Madness

    • By Brian Hagen on 04-11-15

    Regular price: $28.51

  • Book 18

    • Shark Skin Suite

    • A Novel
    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 336
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 302
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 301

    When it comes to swimming with the sharks, there is no bigger kahuna than Serge Storms. Bingeing on a marathon of legal movies set in Florida, Serge finds his vocation: the law. Never mind law school or that degree; Serge becomes a freelance fixer - wildcat paralegal and pilgrim to the hallowed places where legal classics of the big screen such as Body Heat, Cool Hand Luke, and Absence of Malice were filmed practically in his own backyard.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • One of the best in the series

    • By Glenn on 02-12-15

    Regular price: $28.51

  • Book 19

    • Coconut Cowboy

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 293
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 261
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 261

    Obsessed with the iconic '60s classic Easy Rider, encyclopedic Floridaphile, lovable serial killer, and movie buff extraordinaire Serge A. Storms devises his wildest plan yet: finish the journey begun by his freewheeling heroes, Captain America and Billy, tragically cut short by some shotgun-wielding rednecks.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Well worth the wait!

    • By Fred on 01-30-16

    Regular price: $28.51

  • Book 20

    • Clownfish Blues

    • A Novel
    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 234
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 218
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 218

    If you're loud and proud Floridian Serge A. Storms, how do you follow up your very own remake of Easy Rider? You shoot your own "episodes" of your favorite classic television show, Route 66! With Coleman riding shotgun, Serge is rolling down the highway of his dreams in a vintage silver convertible Corvette, just like the snazzy car Martin Milner drove. It doesn't matter that the actual Route 66 didn't pass through Florida, for Serge discovers that a dozen episodes near the series' end were filmed (really!) in his beloved home state.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Non-stop, laugh a minute thrill ride!

    • By Andrew S. on 04-16-18

    Regular price: $30.79

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