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    • Everybody Is Awful

    • Except You!
    • By: Jim Norton - Foreword, Jim Florentine
    • Narrated by: Jim Norton - Foreword, Jim Florentine
    • Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 88
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 80
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 80

    Twitter Trolls. Facebook Freaks. Instagram Exhibitionists. These are just a few of the creatures our technology-obsessed culture has spawned in its quest to simplify our lives. The madness is so universal now that everyone has dealt with it. You login to Facebook, read a stupid post, and immediately want to tell your "friend" to go have relations with himself. Thankfully, popular comedian and television host Jim Florentine has a solution for those of us on the verge of bashing our iPhones to bits.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • This book should be called “the newer testament”

    • By Katharine Mae Peck on 02-28-18

    Regular price: $28.50

    • Happy Endings

    • The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch
    • By: Jim Norton
    • Narrated by: Jim Norton
    • Length: 5 hrs and 16 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 490
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 268
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 272

    Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke. Fortunately for him, his kind of dirty humor has earned him the distinction of being third microphone on the immensely popular Opie & Anthony syndicated radio show. In Happy Endings, Jim brings his raw, hilarious, and offensively honest comedy to Audible® listeners.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Jim Uncensored

    • By christina onorio on 07-17-07
    • The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch
    • By: Jim Norton
    • Narrated by: Jim Norton
    • Length: 5 hrs and 16 mins
    • Release date: 06-21-07
    • 4 out of 5 stars 490 ratings

    Regular price: $23.93

    • Please Be Offended

    • By: Jim Norton
    • Narrated by: Jim Norton
    • Length: 56 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 16
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 16
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 16

    Comedian and best-selling author Jim Norton pulls no punches, going after jaw-dropping laughs not intended for the faint of heart. Chief among his targets: the national hypersensitivity epidemic afflicting leading celebrities, talking heads and regular Joes alike to get offended by just about anything. Norton's got a message for those people, and it's in the title.

    Regular price: $6.99

    • Best of Jim Norton, Vol. 8 (Opie & Anthony)

    • By: Opie & Anthony, Jim Norton
    • Narrated by: Jim Norton Opie & Anthony
    • Length: 56 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 18
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 11

    He's the co-host of Opie & Anthony. And now he's the one getting star billing! It's Jim Norton's finest moments from O&A's XM Satellite Radio show. And what could be finer than that? Volume 8 includes: "Jim's Girlfriend Visits", "Jim Hates Harry Potter", "Jim Hates Animals Part 1", and "Jim Hates Animals Part 2".

    Regular price: $4.95

    • Best of Jim Norton, Vol. 1 (Opie & Anthony)

    • By: Jim Norton, Opie & Anthony
    • Narrated by: Jim Norton
    • Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 30
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 17
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 18

    He's the co-host of Opie & Anthony. And now he's the one getting star billing! It's Jim Norton's finest moments from O&A's XM Satellite Radio show. And what could be finer than that? Volume 1 includes: "Cleft Palate", "Coffee Diva", "That Isn't Funny", "Monster Rain", "Odd Childhood", and "Older Escorts/Older Mothers".

    Regular price: $4.95

    • Best of Jim Norton, Vol. 3 (Opie & Anthony)

    • By: Jim Norton, Opie & Anthony
    • Narrated by: Opie & Anthony
    • Length: 56 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 21
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 13
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 13

    He's the co-host of Opie & Anthony. And now he's the one getting star billing! It's Jim Norton's finest moments from O&A's XM Satellite Radio show. And what could be finer than that? Volume 3 includes: "Couch Delivery", "Drill", "Doodie Stories Part 1", "Doodie Stories Part 2", "Gene Simmons Stinks", "Gene Simmons Babefest", and "Jim Hurts His Foot".

    Regular price: $4.95

    • Best of Jim Norton, Vol. 10 (Opie & Anthony)

    • By: Jim Norton, Opie & Anthony
    • Narrated by: Jim Norton Opie & Anthony
    • Length: 1 hr and 5 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 15
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 9
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 9

    He's the co-host of Opie & Anthony. And now he's the one getting star billing! It's Jim Norton's finest moments from O&A's XM Satellite Radio show. And what could be finer than that? Volume 10 includes: "Roast Part 3", "iPhone and Tech Support", and "Birds Suck".

    Regular price: $4.95

    • Best of Jim Norton, Vol. 6 (Opie & Anthony)

    • By: Jim Norton, Opie & Anthony
    • Narrated by: Opie & Anthony
    • Length: 1 hr and 16 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 18
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 11

    He's the co-host of Opie & Anthony. And now he's the one getting star billing! It's Jim Norton's finest moments from O&A's XM Satellite Radio show. And what could be finer than that? Volume 6 includes: "Playing Little League", "Positive Cab Driver Part 2", "Red Ass", and "Jim Shits w/Robert Kelly In-studio".

    Regular price: $4.95

    • Best of Jim Norton, Vol. 2 (Opie & Anthony)

    • By: Jim Norton, Opie & Anthony
    • Narrated by: Jim Norton Opie & Anthony
    • Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 26
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 18
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 18

    He's the co-host of Opie & Anthony. And now he's the one getting star billing! It's Jim Norton's finest moments from O&A's XM Satellite Radio show. And what could be finer than that? Volume 2 includes: "Vos Road Trip", "Billy Crystal on Broadway", "Blown Off By Randy Johnson", and "Jim Doesn't Like Canada".

    Regular price: $4.95

    • Best of Jim Norton, Vol. 9 (Opie & Anthony)

    • By: Jim Norton, Opie & Anthony
    • Narrated by: Opie & Anthony
    • Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 13
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 10
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 10

    He's the co-host of Opie & Anthony. And now he's the one getting star billing! It's Jim Norton's finest moments from O&A's XM Satellite Radio show. And what could be finer than that? Volume 9 includes: "Valentine's Day Card", "Jim Wants His Ass Eaten", "Roast Part 1", and "Roast Part 2".

    Regular price: $4.95

    • Best of Jim Norton, Vol. 5 (Opie & Anthony)

    • By: Jim Norton, Opie & Anthony
    • Narrated by: Jim Norton Opie & Anthony
    • Length: 1 hr and 18 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 21
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 12
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 12

    He's the co-host of Opie & Anthony. And now he's the one getting star billing! It's Jim Norton's finest moments from O&A's XM Satellite Radio show. And what could be finer than that? Volume 5 includes: "Pop Culture Quiz #2", "Positive Cab Driver Part 1", "Jim Reads the Comic", "Stood Up", "Jimmy on Elevator", "Kid Pranks", and "Massage/ Jim Cums on Himself".

    Regular price: $4.95

    • Best of Jim Norton, Vol. 4 (Opie & Anthony)

    • By: Jim Norton, Opie & Anthony
    • Narrated by: Jim Norton Opie & Anthony
    • Length: 1 hr and 18 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 19
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 10

    He's the co-host of Opie & Anthony. And now he's the one getting star billing! It's Jim Norton's finest moments from O&A's XM Satellite Radio show. And what could be finer than that? Volume 4 includes: "Insensitivity Training Part 1", "Insensitivity Training Part 2", "Insensitivity Training Part 3", and "Pop Culture Quiz #1".

    Regular price: $4.95

    • Best of Jim Norton, Vol. 7 (Opie & Anthony)

    • By: Jim Norton, Opie & Anthony
    • Narrated by: Jim Norton Opie & Anthony
    • Length: 42 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 20
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 12

    He's the co-host of Opie & Anthony. And now he's the one getting star billing! It's Jim Norton's finest moments from O&A's XM Satellite Radio show. And what could be finer than that? Volume 7 includes: "Arrest Voicemail", "HBO One Night Stand Review", "Jim and Bob Kelly Rehab", "Scientist Friend", "Gay Wizardry / Animals", "Jim's Swinger Parents", and "Jim Hates Harry Potter (Wizardry)".

    Regular price: $4.95