Big Dumb Eyes

Stories from a Simpler Mind

De: Nate Bargatze

Narrado por: Nate Bargatze

AN INSTANT #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER

AN INSTANT USA TODAY AND INDIE BESTSELLER

From one of the hottest stand-up comedians, Nate Bargatze brings his everyman comedy to book form in this hilarious collection of personal stories, opinions, and confessions.

Nate Bargatze used to be a genius. That is, until the summer after seventh grade when he slipped, fell off a cliff, hit his head on a rock, and “my skull got, like, dented or something.” Before this accident, he dreamed of being “an electric engineer, or a doctor that does brain stuff, or a math teacher who teaches the hardest math on earth.” Afterwards, all he could do was stand-up comedy.* But the “brain stuff” industry’s loss is everyone else’s gain because Nate went on to become one of today’s top-grossing comedians, breaking both attendance and streaming records.

​In his highly anticipated first book, Nate talks about life as a non-genius. From stories about his first car (named Old Blue, a clunky Mazda with a tennis ball stick shift) and his travels as a Southerner (Northerners like to ask if he believes in dinosaurs), to tales of his first apartment where he was almost devoured by rats and his many debates with his wife over his chores, his diet, and even his definition of “shopping.” He also reflects on such heady topics as his irrational passion for Vandy football and the mysterious origins of sushi (how can a California roll come from old-time Japan?).

BIG DUMB EYES is full of heart. It will make listeners laugh out loud and nod in recognition, but it probably won’t make them think too much.

*Nate’s family disputes this entire story.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2025 Nate Bargatze (P)2025 Grand Central Publishing

Authentic and hilarious!

Authentic and hilarious! A fun read… listen!!! Great job Nate! Glad your big dumb eyes have been successful in your life!

Delightful! More intimate and charming than I ever expected!

Nate is so delightful as always however the precision in which this book was edited I do credit partially to how Nate edits in his comedy. I loved hearing so much about his personal life in such an affectionate way. If you’ve ever heard Nate talk about being cut from high school basketball all four years you will love hearing Nate talk about the church basketball team of all the not good enough’s

his narration!

loved it all. very real. normal. so funny! sarcasm. loved getting to know the family better

Humor

He was detailed in his stories. I appreciate that he read it himself instead of someone else.

Best audible for running!

I decided this would be the audible I’d listen to while I went on my runs. Pretty sure I’ve now been nicknamed “that laughing weirdo that runs down Market St”. This book was SO dang funny! Thank you for making the miles more enjoyable!

So pleasant!

Sweet humor & absolutely deIightful. I especially enjoyed hearing about his relationships with family & friends. I am so grateful. Thx, Nate Bargatze! 👏👏👏

The most words

Love Nate's stand up and the book was a great extension of that. I don't normally write reviews but I really felt the need to support him. Not that he needs my support at this point. Going to see him live this summer and can't wait. My only regret is I feel like I missed out on the blank pages in the physical book.

Loved listening and reading at the same time!!

It was like being at one of Nate’s shows! Truly fantastic performance! I highly recommend reading/listening to his book this way!

He is so funny!

I know I would have enjoyed reading the book but I'm so glad I listened to the audio. It's the way he speaks that makes every word more hilarious.

It’s fun.

Even though it’s a book, it’s still fun. Seven more words to meet the 15 required.