Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

De: Jeff Strand

Narrado por: Joe Hempel

UFOs! Bigfoot! Communists!

The government has swiftly dealt with many a crisis, but can it survive the diabolical attack of the killer tomatoes?

After a series of bizarre and increasingly horrific attacks from pulpy, red, seeded fruit, Mason Dixon finds himself leading a "crack" team of specialists to save the planet. But will they be quick enough to save everyone? To save you? You can't run! You can't swim!

There's nowhere to hide! The killer tomatoes are everywhere!

©2023 Mark Alan Miller (P)2023 Mark Alan Miller

Perfect Choices

When the powers that be made the choice of who should write the novelization of ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES, they chose the perfect author for the job! Jeff Strand was the perfect choice, he understands the humor of the film and wrote a great novelization. When the powers that be made the choice of who should perform the audiobook, they chose the perfect narrator for the job! Joe Hempel gave what listeners have come to expect as far as a fantastic reading but his sing alongs is what really set him apart in his performance. Joe Hempel singing Puberty Love is so jaw dropping I nearly took a star away from the story because Strand obviously should have written in another 13 pages of Puberty Love lyrics throughout the book. Listeners obviously are gonna feel a bit disappointed not getting Joe Hempel singing Puberty Love more, but then I realized that Strand had not heard how unbelievable the singing of Puberty Love by Joe Hempel would be or he would have certainly added more singing of the song throughout the book. Hindsight is 20/20 so decided to not hold that against Strand.

Liked

This is the craziest story I’ve ever listen to. It’s definitely different. The narrator did a good job of delivering the story and it’s craziness. I have actually seen the movie and this book is just as odd and amusing.

BRILLIANTLY HILARIOUS

I was afraid this audiobook had peaked in the prologue, cause it was just that freaking funny, but no. It stays funny, and I'm currently texting ppl to recommend they listen to it. Loved the movie, and loved this novelization!

What a perfect match!

As soon as I heard the announcement that Strand was writing the novelization for Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, I knew it was going to be great. His mix of horror and humor is perfect for this story. And then I listened to it… and it’s even better than I expected! The way Strand takes this and makes it his own all while being faithful to the absolute crazy plot is top notch. I laughed out loud many times and Joe Hempel added even more to it with his spot on narration. I can’t even imagine how much fun he had in the booth with this one. Highly recommended!

Absolutely fantastic!

I loved Attack of the Killer Tomatoes by Jeff Strand. The book had everything - humor, satire, singing alone and a sing-along, blood, gore, romance, lots more of absurdity, squids, and of course, killer tomatoes. It was a wonderful afternoon distraction and I never before laughed out loud so much while listening to a book. The narrator Joe Hempel was perfect in his performance of the zany characters and wacky situations in the story. I am certain that his performance made the hilarious book 100x better in every way! Highly recommend this book for an afternoon of farcical fun!