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    • John Dies at the End

    • By: David Wong
    • Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
    • Length: 14 hrs and 20 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 6,010
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5,534
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 5,552

    STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Vulgar Funny. 4.95 Sale Win.

    • By Amazon Customer on 11-19-12

    Regular price: $18.87

    • What the Hell Did I Just Read

    • A Novel of Cosmic Horror
    • By: David Wong
    • Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
    • Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 2,080
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,944
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,940

    While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they - like you - would be better off not knowing.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Audio sounds like it was produced in a tunnel

    • By horny on 10-03-17

    Regular price: $24.95

    • This Book Is Full of Spiders

    • Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
    • By: David Wong
    • Narrated by: Nick Podehl
    • Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 4,435
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 4,151
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 4,159

    Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That’s just as well, since the “cure” involves learning what a chain saw tastes like. You can’t feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • If You're Considering This... Go Ahead!

    • By Tracey Rains on 05-29-13

    Regular price: $29.99

    • Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits

    • By: David Wong
    • Narrated by: Christy Romano
    • Length: 15 hrs and 39 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 4,850
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 4,573
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 4,567

    In a prosperous yet gruesomely violent near future, superhero vigilantes battle thugs whose heads are full of supervillain fantasies. The peace is kept by a team of smooth, well-dressed negotiators called The Men in Fancy Suits. Meanwhile a young girl is caught in the middle and thinks the whole thing is ridiculous. Zoey, a recent college graduate with a worthless degree, makes a reluctant trip into the city after hearing that her estranged con artist father died in a mysterious yet spectacular way.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • This whole city is a butt that farts horror.

    • By Claudia H on 03-03-16

    Regular price: $29.95

    • Insanity Tales

    • By: Stacey Longo, David Daniel, Vlad V., and others
    • Narrated by: Fred Wolinsky
    • Length: 4 hrs and 15 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 34
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 32
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 33

    Here you will find twisted psyches, peculiar people, and demons of the mind and spirit. If you like your stories dark and scary, come take a stroll through this asylum, hearing ominous whispers or the shrieks of the unhinged echoing in your ears. You'll find yourself glancing nervously over your shoulder, or wondering about that odd-looking person at the bus stop - or even in the mirror. Come in, enjoy the trip, but step carefully, and watch the shadows, for you may never be the same again.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Creepy & Insightful - Scary Combination!

    • By DabOfDarkness on 01-14-15

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Insanity Tales II: The Sense of Fear

    • By: David Daniel, Stacey Longo, Vlad V, and others
    • Narrated by: Fred Wolinsky
    • Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 19
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 19
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 19

    Reality slides into madness again in these eleven tales from some of New England's finest storytellers. Feel your heartbeat quicken as your senses drift to dark places: the howls of horror, terrifying visions, a hint of mystery in the air, and the bitter taste of death. You may never sleep with the lights off again.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Great set of short stories!

    • By Cyndi on 02-24-16

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Insanity Tales III: Seasons of Shadow

    • By: Vlad Vaslyn, Stacey Longo, Ursula Wong, and others
    • Narrated by: Mark Rossman
    • Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 4

    Step into the world of a brilliant grad student who creates a powerful new drug that pushes the imagination to its darkest edge. Shudder with a woman who becomes lost in the catacombs beneath an ancient church, only to discover she's not alone. Feel the back of your neck tingle when an orphan brings a dangerous secret into her loving new home. Cringe as a young boy is seduced by a sinister technology. Cry out with two lovers who encounter a bizarre creature at a secluded beach.

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Das infernalische Zombie-Spinnen-Massaker

    • By: David Wong
    • Narrated by: Martin Baltscheit
    • Length: 14 hrs and 56 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0

    Möglicherweise leben riesige, unsichtbare Spinnen in euren Schädeln. Und das ist nicht irgendwie metaphorisch gemeint... Ihr werdet das als alberne Angstmacherei abtun. Aber etwas als Angstmacherei abzutun ist eines der ersten Symptome der parasitären Spinneninfektion. Ihr könnt die Spinne nicht spüren, denn sie kontrolliert eure Nervenenden. Ihr könnt sie nicht sehen, denn sie entscheidet, was ihr wahrnehmt. Ihr werdet nicht mal merken, wenn sie Eier legt. Und sie wird Eier legen.

    Regular price: $26.18