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    • Why Can't I Be You?

    • A Short Sharp Horror Story About Weight Loss Classes
    • By: Matthew Cash
    • Narrated by: Rachael Beresford
    • Length: 31 mins
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    Laura's got a few pounds to lose, nothing major, so she joins the local slimming class, Nu-You. Psycho Kassie and her two morbidly obese friends are livid. They have been struggling for years. Battling obesity. The worst thing for them is people who don't look overweight blazing in all optimistic and raring to go. They want to educate her on the definition of over-indulgence. Could there be such a thing as death by chocolate?

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Fur

    • By: Matthew Cash
    • Narrated by: Thomas Bestwick
    • Length: 12 hrs and 51 mins
    • Unabridged
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    The old aged pensioners of Boxford are very set in their ways, loyal to each other and their daily routines. With families and loved ones either moved on to pastures new or maybe even the next life, these folk can get dependent on one another. But what happens when the natural ailments of old age begin to take their toll? What if they were given the opportunity to heal and overcome the things that make every day life less tolerable? What if they were given this ability without their consent?

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Hunt the C*nt

    • An Extreme Horror Story
    • By: Matthew Cash
    • Narrated by: Johnny Robinson of Earthwalker Studios
    • Length: 34 mins
    • Unabridged
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    After a decades-long span of serial raping two perpetrators introduce a third to their fold.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Money University

    • By: Cash Matthews
    • Narrated by: Cash Matthews
    • Length: 4 hrs and 15 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Money University will change your financial life. In simple, easy to understand words, this audiobook will give you true peace with your money situation. Whether you're a novice or an expert, the ideas in Money U will open your eyes (and ears) to the wonderful possibility of success.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Everyone should read this book

    • By Barbara Engle on 06-27-16

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Slugs and Snails and Puppydog Tails

    • A Short Sick Tale
    • By: Matthew Cash
    • Narrated by: Mark Thomas
    • Length: 23 mins
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    Gerald loves creepy crawlies. He likes to catch and torture them. He's caught something a lot bigger this time, though.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Werwolf

    • By: Matthew Cash
    • Narrated by: Thomas Bestwick
    • Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
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    Deep within the heart of the Black Forest there lives a family with a dark secret; after generations of living reclusively, their secret is about to be exposed by the worst kind of people. Aging scientist Victor Krauss cannot believe what they have found. For fear of retribution against him and his wife, it is up to him to discover their secret biology and find out whether it can be replicated and how it works, whatever the costs.

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Ankle Biters

    • A Bloody Horror Story
    • By: Matthew Cash
    • Narrated by: Cordelia Page
    • Length: 1 hr and 36 mins
    • Unabridged
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    When Courtney and her friends accidentally vandalize one of their town's forgotten historical landmarks, they unleash something sinister, poisonous, and hell-bent on revenge. Old Ma Lacey, the last woman to be burnt as a witch in this state, has awoken and she's brought her babies.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Nightmares for months!!

    • By Persephone Rose on 07-27-17

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Clinton Reed's FAT

    • By: Matthew Cash
    • Narrated by: Krage Brown
    • Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
    • Unabridged
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     Walsall, once named the fattest town in UK, has a major sewerage problem. Like the arteries of many of its inhabitants, the main sewer is fast becoming blocked. A fatberg of record proportions has formed and finally clogged up the sewer system. But something foul and gluttonous awaits them buried deep in the thick, greasy rank smelling lard. 

    Regular price: $6.95

    • DeadBeard: A Bearded Horror Story

    • By: Matthew Cash
    • Narrated by: JD Kelly
    • Length: 1 hr and 1 min
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    Great Bald Eagle may sound like a really cool name for a Native American Indian, and if he had have stayed, or even grew up in the settlements of his forefathers, then things might have different. But time moved on, his forefathers spread about a bit, and eventually Great Bald Eagle was born. GBE, Jeebee, to his friends, was raised by Native Americans that were so far from their ancestry, they barely knew anything about it, apart from the fact that they used to call their kids noble heroic names such as Geronimo, and Dances With Wolves.

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Virgin and the Hunter

    • By: Matthew Cash
    • Narrated by: Mark Thomas
    • Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Hi, I'm God. And I have a confession to make. I live with my two best friends and the girl of my dreams, Persephone. When the opportunity knocks, we are usually down the pub having a few drinks, or we'll hang out in Christchurch Park until it gets dark then go home to do college stuff. Even though I struggle a bit financially, life is good, carefree. Well, they were. Things have started going downhill recently, from the moment I started killing people.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Strannge

    • By Lisa K on 08-09-17

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Illness

    • By: MATTHEW CASH
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 1 hr and 1 min
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    Jacob's hearing voices. Voices from the future. Voices claiming that he has the power to save the majority of Europe from a deadly virus. Are they part of his imagination or something far more fantastic?

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Krackerjack 2

    • Diddy Dave Diamond, Book 2
    • By: Matthew Cash
    • Narrated by: David Lucas
    • Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
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    Two years ago, publicly shunned comedian Diddy Dave Diamond convinced the nation that he was dead, only to return from beyond the grave to seek retribution on those who ruined his career and tainted his legacy. Innocent or not, only one person survived Diddy Dave Diamond's last-ever game show, but the forfeit prize was imprisonment for similar alleged crimes. But there's a sudden glimmer of hope: Someone has surfaced in the public eye claiming to be the dead comedian.

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Waiting for Godfrey

    • By: Matthew Cash
    • Narrated by: Mark Thomas
    • Length: 33 mins
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    When three burglars break into an old man's home, they take home more than they bargained for.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Pinprick

    • By: Matthew Cash
    • Narrated by: Johnny Robinson
    • Length: 5 hrs and 30 mins
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    All villages have their secrets. Brantham is no different. Twenty years ago after foolish risk taking turned into tragedy Shane left the rural community under a cloud of suspicion and rumor. Events from that night remained unexplained, memories erased, questions unanswered. Now a notorious politician, he returns to his birthplace when the offer from a property developer is too good to decline. With big plans to haul Brantham into the 21st century, the developers have already made a devastating impact on the once quaint village.

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Krackerjack

    • By: Matthew Cash
    • Narrated by: David Lucas
    • Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
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    Five people wake up in a warehouse, bound to chairs. Before each of them, tacked to the wall, are their witness testimonies. They each played a part in labelling one of Britain's most loved family entertainers a paedophile and sex offender. Clearly revenge is the reason they have been brought here, but the man they accused is supposed to be dead. Opportunity knocks, and Diddy Dave Diamond has one last game show to host, and it's a knockout.

    Regular price: $6.95

    • OldTimers

    • A Tale of the Blunders of Modern Technology
    • By: Matthew Cash
    • Narrated by: Josephine Hall
    • Length: 37 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Sandy thinks there's something wrong with her resident's new hearing aid. It's picking up numbers that only he can detect. Evil carer Lisa thinks he's just an attention seeking senile old imbecile. They're counting down, but to what?

    Regular price: $3.95