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Kristin never set out to become the reluctant prophet of nudity. She was just a suburban, Volvo-driving, cat-owning woman from outside Seattle who got tired of Spanx trying to saw her in half and decided it was time to let her butt jiggle in peace. What happened next? A gospel was born. In The Naked Gospel, Kristin takes readers on a laugh-out-loud tour of nudist beaches, spas, retreats, and hot tubs, where the jiggle is real, the Spanx are forbidden, and her best friend Susan’s farting is basically a recurring character. With a voice that’s folksy, irreverent, and just raunchy enough ...

Ever wondered what happens when you take off all your clothes… and all your dignity… in front of complete strangers? Spoiler: it’s not a spiritual awakening. It’s belly flops, fart solos, tramp stamp dolphins, and one man in Miami with a cooler full of pickles who may or may not be the Antichrist of brine. In this completely unhinged collection of true nude adventures, Kristin (a 38-year-old Pacific Northwest suburbanite with too many ex-boyfriends, a Persian cat named Donna, and a Volvo she insists is the “perfect nudist car”) lays bare the chaos of naked living around the ...

Kristin never meant to traumatize delivery drivers, scandalize PTA moms, or get into a bare-ass brawl over who has the better butt… but somehow that’s exactly what happens when you mix nudism with nachos, fart-happy friends, and a Volvo with leather seats that sticks to your cheeks in the summer. This book is part memoir, part how-to, and all chaotic energy. It’s for anyone who’s ever thought, “Maybe I should try nudism”, and then immediately wondered, “But what about the Amazon guy?” With a voice that’s funny, raw, self-deprecating, and just a little unhinged, Kristin ...

Ever wonder what happens when deadlines meet bare cheeks, when Zoom calls collide with butt cracks, and when spreadsheets are crafted with nothing but skin and determination? How I Started Working Nude From Home is the laugh-out-loud, slightly raunchy, delightfully unfiltered guide to embracing life, work, and nudity...and all without leaving your living room. Kristin Williams, a 38-year-old suburban Seattle nudist with a Volvo, a judgmental Persian cat named Donna, and way too many half-finished boyfriends, invites you into her world of pants-free productivity. With a voice that’s witty,...

Ever wonder what happens when a woman decides to stop fighting life and her bra at the same time? Spoiler: chaos, enlightenment, and a mosquito bite in an unmentionable place. Join Kristin Williams in this wildly funny, completely unfiltered, and somehow strangely inspiring chronicle of her journey into nudist living, where towels are diplomatic tools, sunscreen is sacred, and peace treaties are signed one cheek at a time. Part memoir, part survival guide, and part public service announcement about proper mosquito defense, The Naked Peace Treaty is a love letter to imperfection, friendship,...

Hi, I’m Kristin. I’m thirty-eight, a proud Pacific Northwest girl, and apparently the universe’s favorite contestant in the game of Guess Who’s Naked Now? From locking my clothes inside my Volvo, to farting mid-rollerblade, to showing up buck-naked at the wrong beach, my life has become a slapstick parade of bare skin, bad timing, and neighbors who definitely talk about me at block parties. My best friend Tanya says my butt is inferior to hers (lies), Susan instigates chaos like it’s a sport, and somehow the HOA has basically written a whole section of the bylaws dedicated to me. ...

Ever wondered what to do when someone won’t stop staring at your knees while you’re naked? Or how to keep a straight face when every penis in the sauna suddenly salutes? Welcome to the world of Kristin, a suburban Seattle nudist who has seen it all, laughed at most of it, and is still trying to figure out why men think “not staring” means drilling their gaze into her kneecaps. This isn’t a guide to enlightenment. It’s a field manual for surviving the absurd realities of nudist life: The delicate science of eye contact when everyone’s junk is out. Why penises are weird, but ...

ChristINSANITY - a podcast for the over churched! Join Dr. Brittney Doll, a specialist in religious trauma, and her humorous sidekick, Kristin, as they scrutinize some of Christian pop culture’s most ridiculous trends. In each episode, the duo entertains listeners (and themselves) with their no-holds-barred accounts of growing up “churched.”

Let’s just start with the obvious: Belize is hot. Like sweat-dripping-down-your-back-into-your-buttcrack hot. The kind of hot where wearing clothes feels like a personal insult from the sun. So naturally, I thought, what better place to get naked? Hi, I’m Kristin—spiritual Democrat, hopeless romantic, full-time nudist, and part-time mosquito magnet. You may remember me from my Costa Rican naked escapades involving jungle mushrooms, sunburned nipples, and a man named Andrés who ruined me (in a good way) for all future men. But now, dear reader, I’ve taken my bare buns and chaotic ...

Okay, let’s cut to the chase: your skin is begging for freedom. If you’ve ever spent a summer day feeling trapped in your clothes, itching to rip off your jeans, or wishing your shirt wasn’t hugging you a little too tight, then you know exactly what I’m talking about. We wear clothes because society tells us we have to, but what if we didn’t? What if we gave our bodies—and our skin—the chance to breathe, stretch, and just be? That’s where nude living comes in. No, I’m not talking about running around the city stark naked (unless that’s your thing, go for it), but what if...

Alright, let’s get something straight. If you’ve ever thought that wrestling was reserved for overly-muscled, sweaty dudes with bad haircuts and questionable attitudes, then I’m here to break your illusions. Naked wrestling is not just a sport for the gym junkies or reality TV stars. It’s an art, a lifestyle, and, let’s be real, a perfect way to figure out just how far you can push the limits of your dignity while also having the most ridiculous fun of your life. I mean, sure, you could stay fully clothed and try to work out like a normal person, but where’s the thrill in that? ...

Alright, fellow adventurers—let’s talk about something truly liberating: being naked in Sweden. I know, I know, you might be thinking, "Wait, isn’t Sweden all about snow, meatballs, and IKEA?" And while those things are definitely part of the charm, Sweden is also one of the most naked-friendly countries out there. That’s right—whether you’re soaking up the sun on a nude beach, taking a dip in a crystal-clear lake, or unwinding in a steamy sauna, Sweden is a place where shedding your clothes is as normal as ordering a cinnamon bun at Fika time. Now, before you get all nervous ...

Okay, let’s get one thing straight: I love clothes. I’m not some nudist zealot running around in the streets screaming “Clothing is the enemy!” (Though, if you’ve ever seen me trying to find the perfect outfit for a night out, you might almost think that’s the case). But hear me out—there’s something ridiculously freeing about ditching the clothes altogether. Something about walking around naked, without a single piece of fabric holding you back, just makes you feel like you’ve cracked some kind of secret code to life. I mean, why would I spend hours hunting down the ...

Alright, let’s get one thing straight: if you’ve picked up this book, there’s a good chance you’re at least curious about this whole “nudist” thing. Maybe you’ve considered stripping off your clothes and throwing caution (and fabric) to the wind. Or maybe you’ve just clicked on this book because the title The Naked Laugh made you wonder if we’re about to embark on some naked shenanigans—well, spoiler alert: we are. I’m Kristin, and let me tell you right now: going nude is way more than just an excuse to sunbathe without worrying about tan lines. It’s a lifestyle that...

Let’s take off more than our clothes Alright, sister. You picked up this book—or clicked it, scrolled to it, stumbled onto it while Googling “can boobs get sunburned”—because something deep inside you whispered, “There’s gotta be more than this itchy bra and never-ending laundry pile.” Maybe you’re curious. Maybe you’re tired. Maybe you’ve stared at your reflection too many times with the kind of side-eye usually reserved for expired yogurt. Or maybe, like me, you’ve spent a chunk of your life trying to tuck, suck, hide, smooth, spanx, and shave your body into ...

So listen. If you’re holding this book right now, you’re either A) naked, B) thinking about getting naked, or C) fully clothed but dangerously close to unbuttoning your jeans just to see where this is going. All are welcome. Except Brad from yoga—you still owe me ten bucks and an apology for what you called a “communal stretch.” I’m Kristin. I’m 38, mildly lactose-intolerant, very much single, and living my best naked life. And when I say naked, I mean Naked. Capital N. Like, naked in the woods, naked at brunch, naked while unclogging my own shower drain (a humbling experience...

Ever wondered what happens when a suburban Seattle woman goes to war with her HOA over backyard boobs? Or how sunscreen and pubic hair can combine into a sticky disaster? Or what it’s like to date a man who shaves smoother than a dolphin while your own “National Forest” is in full bloom? Meet Kristin. She's 38 years old, a proud liberal, a Volvo driver, and a professional nudist chaos machine. She’s got best friend Tanya (butt-bragging champion), Susan (the farting philosopher), and a rotating cast of boyfriends who never quite measure up to her bush. Together, they stumble through ...

Imagine a world where clothing is optional, where the freedom to embrace your naked self is celebrated, not shunned. It's a world where the simple act of shedding your clothes can unlock a wealth of health benefits, from improved mental well-being to enhanced physical vitality. This is the world of nude living, and it's more than just a lifestyle choice —it's a holistic approach to health and wellness. Of course, we don’t live in such a world where clothing is optional everywhere. But it is optional in many designated areas, and it can also be optional in your own home if you want it to...

Yes, you read the title of this book right. You’re about to read about how you can work from home while you’re completely naked. I'm talking about tossing aside those suffocating slacks, ditching the stifling shirts, and embracing the glorious freedom of nudity. Because, let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want to swap their stiff office attire for the sheer joy of letting it all hang out while typing away at the computer? Picture this: it’s Monday morning. Instead of scrambling to find a matching pair of socks or wrangling with a tie that feels more like a noose, you simply roll out of...

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a ukulele, a nudist lifestyle, and zero shame? Kristin has. And she turned it into the most uncomfortably funny, weirdly educational, and occasionally raunchy songbook you’ll ever read. From “Tan Lines and Taco Tuesdays” to “The Butt Cheek Boogie” (yes, it involves farts), these aren’t just songs...they’re true stories from a life lived gloriously without pants. Kristin bares it all (literally and emotionally) as she shares the wild, ridiculous, sometimes mosquito-bitten moments that inspired her greatest hits. You’ll learn important ...