Accidental Nudity II

A Collection of 8 More of My Most Hilarious Stories Where Nudity Totally Wasn’t An Accident

Hi, I’m Kristin. I’m thirty-eight, a proud Pacific Northwest girl, and apparently the universe’s favorite contestant in the game of Guess Who’s Naked Now?

From locking my clothes inside my Volvo, to farting mid-rollerblade, to showing up buck-naked at the wrong beach, my life has become a slapstick parade of bare skin, bad timing, and neighbors who definitely talk about me at block parties. My best friend Tanya says my butt is inferior to hers (lies), Susan instigates chaos like it’s a sport, and somehow the HOA has basically written a whole section of the bylaws dedicated to me.

In this sequel to Accidental Nudity, you’ll find eight all-new, absolutely true (and deeply regrettable) stories about the times my body, my big mouth, and my questionable decision-making collided in the most inappropriate settings. There are goats. There are Amazon delivery drivers. There are croquet mallets. There’s even a cake that scarred an entire neighborhood.

If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a nudist tries to live a “normal” suburban life… well, spoiler alert: chaos, laughter, and possibly a fine from the HOA.

Perfect for anyone who loves awkward confessions, hilarious storytelling, or just needs reassurance that at least they didn’t accidentally moon their entire neighborhood last week.

Grab your copy, pour a glass of wine, and get ready to laugh your pants off. Or, you know, take them off entirely. I won’t judge.