Surviving Naked Awkward Moments

(Without Running For Your Jeans)

Kristin never meant to traumatize delivery drivers, scandalize PTA moms, or get into a bare-ass brawl over who has the better butt… but somehow that’s exactly what happens when you mix nudism with nachos, fart-happy friends, and a Volvo with leather seats that sticks to your cheeks in the summer.

This book is part memoir, part how-to, and all chaotic energy. It’s for anyone who’s ever thought, “Maybe I should try nudism”, and then immediately wondered, “But what about the Amazon guy?”

With a voice that’s funny, raw, self-deprecating, and just a little unhinged, Kristin takes you on a wild ride through the world of nude living...cat side-eye, friend drama, fart machines, HOA fights, and all.

What you’ll discover inside (besides way too much about Kristin’s butt):

• How to handle surprise guests when your only outfit is a throw pillow with a moose on it

• Why PTA moms make terrible judges in a naked butt competition

• The dangers of fart-friendly nachos at a nude party (spoiler: methane disaster)

• The harsh truth about Airbnb hosts who definitely are not “chill” once you’re naked in their hammock

• Why screaming “AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH” naked on your deck might just be the purest form of human expression

Brace yourself. This isn’t a nudist handbook; it’s a comedy survival guide. And yes, there will be farts.