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The Drive-In
- A B-Movie with Blood and Popcorn, Made in Texas
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 5 hrs and 1 min
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A comet, red and smiling with jagged teeth, flashes across the sky. People try to leave but find they are trapped by some acidic goo surrounding the entire drive-in. They grow hungry, homicidal, and suicidal. Then along comes the Popcorn King, a jiving, rhyming creature formed by blue-white lightning, with four arms and a popcorn bucket on its head.
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Horror Genre Classic
- By Tod M. Clark on 10-05-20
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The Drive-In
- A B-Movie with Blood and Popcorn, Made in Texas
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Series: Drive-In, Book 1
- Length: 5 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 09-21-20
- Language: English
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Devil Red
- Hap and Leonard, Book 8
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: JD Jackson
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
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If there’s one thing Hap Collins and Leonard Pine like, it’s trouble - and they especially like getting paid to find it. So when their friend and sometime boss Marvin Harmon asks the boys to look into a cold-case double homicide, they’re happy to oblige. It turns out that both victims were set to inherit some serious money, and one of them ran with an honest-to-goodness vampire cult. The more closely Hap and Leonard look over the crime-scene photos, the more trouble they see.
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Good story, meh narrator.
- By Christina L Keith on 09-03-20
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Devil Red
- Hap and Leonard, Book 8
- Narrated by: JD Jackson
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 8
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Release date: 09-01-20
- Language: English
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The Elephant of Surprise
- A Hap and Leonard Novel
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Christopher Ryan Grant
- Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
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Hap and Leonard are an unlikely pair - Hap, a self-proclaimed white-trash rebel - and Leonard - a tough-as-nails black, gay Vietnam vet and Republican - but they're the closest friend either of them has in the world. After years of crime-solving companionship, something's changed: Hap, recently married to their PI boss, Brett, is now a family man. Amid the worst flood East Texas has seen in years, the two run across a woman who's had her tongue nearly cut out, pursued by a heavily armed pair of goons. Turns out the girl survived a mob hit, and the boss has come to clean up the mess.
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Hap and Leonard at it again.
- By Tod M. Clark on 03-20-19
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The Elephant of Surprise
- A Hap and Leonard Novel
- Narrated by: Christopher Ryan Grant
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 12
- Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 03-19-19
- Language: English
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Bad Chili
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #4
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
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Hap Collins has just returned home from a gig working on an off shore oil rig. With a new perspective on life, Hap wants to change the way he's living, and shoot the straight and narrow. That is, until the man who stole Leonard Pine's boyfriend turns up headless in a ditch and Leonard gets fingered for the murder. Hap vows to clear Leonard's name, but things only get more complicated when Leonard's ex shows up dead, too.
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Yet one more good book
- By Spencer on 03-15-16
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Bad Chili
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #4
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 4
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 05-05-09
- Language: English
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Of Mice and Minestrone
- Hap and Leonard: The Early Years (Hap and Leonard)
- By: Joe R. Lansdale, Kathleen Kent - introduction, Kasey Lansdale - contributor
- Narrated by: JD Jackson
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
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Hap Collins looks like a good ol’ boy. But even in his misspent youth, his best pal is Leonard Pine, who is Black, gay, and the ultimate outsider. Inseparable friends, Hap and Leonard climb into the boxing ring, visit their families, get in bar fights, and just go fishing - all the while confronting racists, righting wrongs, and eating a whole lot of delicious food.
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Great Book!
- By Anonymous User on 12-23-20
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Of Mice and Minestrone
- Hap and Leonard: The Early Years (Hap and Leonard)
- Narrated by: JD Jackson
- Series: Hap and Leonard
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 09-22-20
- Language: English
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Necro Files
- Two Decades of Extreme Horror
- By: George R. R. Martin, Bentley Little, Edward Lee, and others
- Narrated by: Eric A. Shelman
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
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Spanning over 20 years, 20 masters and modern authors of hardcore horror share their most bad-ass stories in this special edition from Comet Press. Many hard to find and out of print, some that were banned, Necro Files covers every imaginable mode of mayhem including serial killers, necrophilia, cannibals, werewolves, zombies, sex fetishes, psychopaths, snuff, occult, and more stories that dial into the dark side of human nature.
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Not for the easily offended
- By timj26 on 10-19-19
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Necro Files
- Two Decades of Extreme Horror
- Narrated by: Eric A. Shelman
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 09-08-15
- Language: English
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Hap and Leonard: Blood and Lemonade
- Hap and Leonard
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: JD Jackson
- Length: 5 hrs and 57 mins
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As a liberal young man in East Texas, Hap Collins is discovering his passion for two-fisted justice in a redneck world. Leonard Pine - black, gay, and the ultimate outsider - is already fighting his own battles against racists and bullies. So when Hap sees Leonard demolishing an angry mob with his fists (and taunts), it’s immediately clear that these two young men have a lot in common.
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Hap and Leonard: Blood and Lemonade
- Hap and Leonard
- Narrated by: JD Jackson
- Series: Hap and Leonard
- Length: 5 hrs and 57 mins
- Release date: 09-22-20
- Language: English
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Mucho Mojo
- Hap and Leonard #2
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
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Hap and Leonard return in this incredible, mad-dash thriller, loaded with crack addicts, a serial killer, and a body count. In the second installment of the Hap and Leonard series, Leonard is still nursing the injuries he sustained in the duo's last wild undertaking when he learns that his Uncle Chester has passed. Hap is of course going to be there for his best friend and offers to help clean Uncle Chester's dilapidated house, which Leonard has inherited.
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Joe Lansdale just rocks.
- By Flare Bare on 08-09-15
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Mucho Mojo
- Hap and Leonard #2
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 2
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Release date: 01-13-09
- Language: English
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Savage Season
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #1
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 5 hrs and 2 mins
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Hap Collins and Leonard Pine are best friends, yet they couldn't be more different. Hap is an east Texas white boy with a weakness for Texas women. Leonard is a black, gay Vietnam vet. Together, they stir up more commotion than a fire storm. But that's just the way they like it. So when as ex-flame of Hap's returns promising a huge score, Hap lets Leonard in on the scam, and that's when things get interesting.
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Hap and Leonard, a series you shouldn't miss out
- By Matthew Ortiz on 07-27-14
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Savage Season
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #1
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 1
- Length: 5 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 01-13-09
- Language: English
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The Thicket
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Will Collyer
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
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Jack Parker knows all too well how treacherous turn-of-the-century East Texas can be. His parents did not survive a smallpox epidemic. His grandfather was murdered. Now his sister Lula has been kidnapped by a criminal who may believe wearing a dead man's clothes protects them both from death. With bounty hunter Shorty, a charismatic and cunning dwarf, and Eustace, a gravedigging son of an ex-slave, the heartbroken young Jack sets off on an epic quest to rescue his sister from the corrupt men who control much of the new territory.
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Lansdale will knock you out!
- By Matthew Ortiz on 01-12-14
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The Thicket
- Narrated by: Will Collyer
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 09-10-13
- Language: English
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More Better Deals
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Brad Sanders
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
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Ed Edwards is in the used-car business, a business built on adjusted odometers, extra-fine print, and the belief that "buyers better beware". Burdened by an aging, alcoholic mother constantly on his case to do something worthier of his lighter skin tone and dreaming of a brighter future for himself and his plucky little sister, Ed is ready to get out of the game. When Dave, his lazy, grease-stained boss at the eponymous dealership Smiling Dave's sends him to repossess a Cadillac, Ed finally gets the chance to escape his miserable life.
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Double Indemnity remake
- By RueRue on 12-19-20
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More Better Deals
- Narrated by: Brad Sanders
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 07-21-20
- Language: English
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The Two-Bear Mambo
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #3
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
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In this rollicking, rollercoaster ride of a novel, Hap Collins and Leonard Pine take a break from their day jobs to search for Florida Grange, Leonard's drop-dead gorgeous lawyer and Hap's former lover, who has vanished in the Klan-infested East Texas town of Grovetown. Before she disappeared, Florida was digging up some dirt behind the mysterious jailhouse death of a legendary black bluesman's son, who was in possession of some priceless blues recordings. To Hap and Leonard, something doesn't smell right.
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Excellent
- By Vladie on 04-15-10
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The Two-Bear Mambo
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #3
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 3
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 05-05-09
- Language: English
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Deadman's Road
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
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Deadwood meets Cthulhu in this wild and profane Western romp featuring zombies, werewolves, evil spirits, and one pissed-off gunslinging preacher. The Wild West has never seen the likes of the Reverend Jebidiah Mercer, a hard man wielding a burning Bible in the battle between God and the devil, in an endless struggle he's not sure he cares who wins. With its five stories laced with fast-paced action, nonstop humor, and spine-tingling horror, Deadman's Road is your ride to hell....
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And now for something different.
- By Cliff on 07-21-14
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Deadman's Road
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 05-01-14
- Language: English
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The Drive-In 2: Not Just One of Them Sequels
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
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Book two of The-Drive In series from Joe R. Lansdale. The Drive-In 2: Not Just One of Them Sequels. This hilariously horrifying novel isn't your average sequel to The Drive-In...
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Bizarro Horror
- By Tod M. Clark on 02-25-21
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The Drive-In 2: Not Just One of Them Sequels
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Series: Drive-In, Book 2
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 02-17-21
- Language: English
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Captains Outrageous
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #6
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
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Hap Collins, chicken plant guard, saves a young woman's life, and her father, owner of the chicken plant, rewards him with a large cash bonus. Hap and his best friend, Leonard Pine, head for a cruise to Mexico and the Caribbean. Not matching up to the exacting dress code of the on-board lobster restaurant, Leonard soon causes the pair to be abandoned in Mexico.
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Awesome
- By Dee S. on 09-30-20
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Captains Outrageous
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #6
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 6
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 11-10-09
- Language: English
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Rumble Tumble
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #5
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
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Even though a midlife crisis just crashed into Hap Collins like a runaway pickup, he's still got his job, he knows his best friend, Leonard Pine, will always be there for him, and, of course, he's got his main squeeze, Brett Sawyer. Things hit a new low, however, when Brett's daughter, Tillie, who's been walking on the wrong side of the law, suddenly stands in need of a rescue. It won't be easy - it never is - but nothing is going to stop Hap and Leonard as they hit the road destined for Hootie Hoot, Oklahoma.
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I am loving these stories
- By Suzanne Sinclair on 07-09-20
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Rumble Tumble
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #5
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 5
- Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 11-03-09
- Language: English
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Paradise Sky
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Brad Sanders
- Length: 14 hrs and 8 mins
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A rollicking novel about Nat Love, an African-American cowboy with a famous nickname: Deadwood Dick. Young Willie is on the run, having fled his small Texas farm when an infamous local landowner murdered his father. A man named Loving takes him in and trains him in the fine arts of shooting, riding, reading, and gardening. When Loving dies, Willie re-christens himself Nat Love, in tribute to his mentor, and heads west.
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A Rip Roaring Tale
- By Jean on 02-15-17
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Paradise Sky
- Narrated by: Brad Sanders
- Length: 14 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 06-22-15
- Language: English
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The Magic Wagon
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Chet Williamson
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
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When the Magic Wagon comes to town, folks get a genuine medicine show that includes a wrestling ape, fancy shooting, and a peek at the petrified body of Wild Bill Hickok himself. They also get bottles of a whiskey-laced elixir to drown their aches and pains. Old Albert drives the wagon, a raw-boned youngster named Buster Fogg does the odd jobs, and "champion" trick shooter and fast talker Billy Bob Daniels owns the show. Billy Bob claims to be the illegitimate son of Wild Bill himself.
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Fun and quirky
- By RueRue on 03-24-15
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The Magic Wagon
- Narrated by: Chet Williamson
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
- Release date: 07-20-12
- Language: English
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Exit Wounds
- Nineteen Tales of Mystery from the Modern Masters of Crime
- By: Dean Koontz, Jeffery Deaver, Lee Child, and others
- Narrated by: full cast
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
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Exit Wounds is a thrilling anthology of crime stories written by masters of the genre, including Dean Koontz, Val McDermid, Lee Child, Jeffery Deaver, Elly Griffiths, Dennis Lehane, Joe R. Lansdale, and others.
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Entertaining!
- By Kelly Vanspankeren on 11-10-20
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Exit Wounds
- Nineteen Tales of Mystery from the Modern Masters of Crime
- Narrated by: full cast
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 08-27-19
- Language: English
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Vanilla Ride
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #7
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
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Hap Collins is an east Texas redneck, with a liberal bent, and a weakness for Texas women. Leonard Pine is a black, gay, Vietnam veteran. Not who you'd normally pick for best friends but there you go. Together they share an affinity for the martial arts and are a bundle of trouble, but trouble is what they love.
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Silly fun
- By Snoodely on 09-18-09
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Vanilla Ride
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #7
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 7
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 06-30-09
- Language: English
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