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    • The Woody Allen Collection

    • Without Feathers, Getting Even, Mere Anarchy, Side Effects
    • By: Woody Allen
    • Narrated by: Woody Allen
    • Length: 12 hrs and 24 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 23
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 7
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 7

    Woody Allen - writer, director, and actor - can now add narrator to his long list of achievements, as he’s teamed up with Audible to make his best-selling books available in audio for the very first time. The Woody Allen Collection, featuring four of his classic short-story books, highlights the comedian’s biting wit and signature style - performed as only he can. These hilarious stories examine the deepest of human questions from the highest heights of absurdity.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Well worth the wait

    • By Joe on 08-02-10

    Regular price: $34.95

    • Without Feathers

    • By: Woody Allen
    • Narrated by: Woody Allen
    • Length: 2 hrs and 13 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 606
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 397
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 397

    Now in audio for the first time, Without Feathers is narrated by Woody Allen himself. Here they are: 16 of the funniest tales and ruminations ever recorded, by one of the great comic minds of our time. From "The Whore of Mensa", to "Fabulous Tales & Mythical Beasts", to "No Kaddish for Weinstein", old and new Allen fans will laugh themselves silly over these sparkling gems.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Surprisingly good

    • By Vincent on 07-24-10

    Regular price: $12.95

    • My Philosophy

    • By: Woody Allen
    • Narrated by: Woody Allen
    • Length: 7 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 36
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 35
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 35

    'My Philosophy' is from the collection Getting Even. It was originally published in the December 27, 1969 issue of The New Yorker. For more information about Woody Allen, please visit WoodyAllen.com.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Interesting glimpse into a strange mind

    • By Mary Karowski on 02-14-17

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    • The Kugelmass Episode

    • By: Woody Allen
    • Narrated by: Woody Allen
    • Length: 20 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 19
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 18
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 18

    'The Kugelmass Episode' is from the collection Side Effects. It was originally published in the May 2, 1977 issue of The New Yorker. For more information about Woody Allen, please visit WoodyAllen.com.

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    • This Nib for Hire

    • By: Woody Allen
    • Narrated by: Woody Allen
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 19
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 18
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 19

    'This Nib For Hire' is from the collection Mere Anarchy. For more information about Woody Allen, please visit WoodyAllen.com.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • A gem!

    • By William C. Sain on 05-15-17

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    • No Kaddish For Weinstein

    • By: Woody Allen
    • Narrated by: Woody Allen
    • Length: 9 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 18
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 17
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 16

    'No Kaddish For Weinstein' is from the collection Without Feathers. It was originally published in the March 3, 1975 issue of The New Yorker. For more information about Woody Allen, please visit WoodyAllen.com.

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    • The Whore of Mensa

    • From Without Feathers
    • By: Woody Allen
    • Narrated by: Woody Allen
    • Length: 10 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5

    In this short story from his Without Feathers collection, Woody Allen sends up the hard-boiled detective genre with the tale of Kaiser Lupowitz - a private investigator on a blackmail case involving a thinking man's working girl. For more information about Woody Allen, please visit WoodyAllen.com.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Side Effects

    • By: Woody Allen
    • Narrated by: Woody Allen
    • Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 510
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 326
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 333

    Now, available in audio for the first time, Side Effects is narrated by Woody Allen himself. A humor classic by one of the world’s funniest writers, Side Effects is a treat for Allen fans and those just discovering how gifted he is. In classics including "Remembering Needleman", "The Kugelmass Episode", "Confessions of a Burglar", and others, Allen discusses such subjects as the nature of relativity, the UFO menace, and the predicament of modern man.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • For Woody Allen's fans

    • By A. Yoshida on 07-01-18

    Regular price: $12.95

    • Mere Anarchy

    • By: Woody Allen
    • Narrated by: Woody Allen
    • Length: 3 hrs and 22 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 467
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 299
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 301

    For the first time ever, hear Woody Allen’s Mere Anarchy in the author’s own distinctive and hilarious voice. Here, in his first short-story collection since his three classics Getting Even, Without Feathers, and Side Effects, Allen has managed to write a book that answers the most profound questions of human existence.

    • 2 out of 5 stars
    • What can I say…?

    • By Diane on 07-03-12

    Regular price: $12.95

    • Getting Even

    • By: Woody Allen
    • Narrated by: Woody Allen
    • Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 542
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 353
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 357

    Woody Allen's early comic fiction was heavily influenced by the zany, pun-ridden humor of S.J. Perelman. And now, for the first time, Woody Allen narrates one of his early collections of short stories, Getting Even. Listen to Woody Allen revenge himself on such significant subjects as death, obesity, organized crime, the invention of the sandwich, and much more.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Get read for awkward stares...

    • By Zack D. on 04-24-13

    Regular price: $12.95

    • A Look at Organized Crime

    • From Getting Even
    • By: Woody Allen
    • Narrated by: Woody Allen
    • Length: 8 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 1

    In this short story from his Getting Even collection, Woody Allen takes an in-depth look at the Mafia, detailing heretofore unknown facts about the Cosa Nostra, from their aliases (and aliases' aliases), to how little they spend on office supplies in a given year.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Surprise Rocks Disney Trial

    • From Mere Anarchy
    • By: Woody Allen
    • Narrated by: Woody Allen
    • Length: 6 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      2.5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Story
      2.5 out of 5 stars 2

    In this short story from his Mere Anarchy collection, Woody Allen gives a court clerk's transcription of the surprising and incriminating testimony of one very famous animated mouse.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Remembering Needleman

    • From Side Effects
    • By: Woody Allen
    • Narrated by: Woody Allen
    • Length: 9 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 1

    In this short story from his Side Effects collection, Woody Allen writes the obituary of eccentric professor Sandor Needleman, a peripatetic Ivy League academic with a penchant for a particular brand of tuna fish.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Fabulous Tales & Mythical Beasts

    • From Without Feathers
    • By: Woody Allen
    • Narrated by: Woody Allen
    • Length: 6 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
      0 out of 5 stars 0

    In this short story from his Without Feathers collection, Woody Allen samples from an unlikely bestiary of mythical creatures, detailing some of the more peculiar characteristics of animals like the Nurk, the Flying Snoll, and the Frean - a sea monster with the body of a crab and the head of a certified public accountant.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Strung Out

    • From Mere Anarchy
    • By: Woody Allen
    • Narrated by: Woody Allen
    • Length: 6 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
      0 out of 5 stars 0

    In this short story from his Mere Anarchy collection, Woody Allen delves into particle physics, string theory, and how the relativity of space-time can make a person late for work.

    Regular price: $1.95