Chris, Bob, and Rob finally hop on the bar and talk about Coyote Ugly... a film so bad that the podcast episode is almost as long as the damn movie itself. A brief write-up can't sum up everything that's wrong with this turd, so let's just get into this abomination the only way we know how!

Displeasing dancers drop drinks on drunk dudes! Bar owner babe with bad business blueprint! Practically petrifying poppa by popping a u-ey on the parkway! Navy nerds nabbing and dry-humping tap-house hooker! Back-alley ball bobbling! Obvious Aussie ogling! Miming musicians mindlessly meandering! Bob blinded by the Piper! Chris opens the dildo door! Cramming in the Casio! Hard to kill hospital hog-style heat! Cosby Drops, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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We (Rob) used to think that Nicolas Cage could do no wrong, but wow... get a load of this stinker! Left Behind. The rapture movie where everybody goes to heaven naked apparently.

Cage creates Christian catastrophe! Little person POS PSA! Bitch breaking windows with bibles! The return of Wet Willy Whispers! The supersonic Skipper suffocating scared citizens! Muslim/Midget martial arts! Potato roll blow-softeners! Hammers of cheese! Damsels with dementia left dangling by their deity? Baseball clubs! Sippin' on that Green Mountain money! Believer wieners! U2 bang bribes, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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Stay tuned next week for Coyote Ugly.

This week, we talk about Simon Sez... a buddy comedy starring Dennis Rodman and Dane Cook. Can you guess which one tries having sex with a couch?

Listen along to find out.

A mandarin martial artist and a militia of mimes! Gagging a girl while grabbing her for good! High-speed grabbing and nabbing! Bikini babe B-roll! Wanton destruction of personal property! Hymen Pez? Sniffing on the Cosby Drops! Fist fight of the flesh featuring fornication! Fuzzy tit scope! Endless streams of goons! Pole sliding upside down gun-slinging nonsense! Palpatining the PC? Inexplicable math holes, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made.

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