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Who Ate the First Oyster?

The Extraordinary People Behind the Greatest Firsts in History

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Who Ate the First Oyster?

By: Cody Cassidy
Narrated by: Dennis Boutsikaris
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Who wore the first pants? Who painted the first masterpiece? Who first rode the horse? Who invented soap? This madcap adventure across ancient history uses everything from modern genetics to archaeology to uncover the geniuses behind these and other world-changing innovations.

Who invented the wheel? Who told the first joke? Who drank the first beer? Who was the murderer in the first murder mystery, who was the first surgeon, who sparked the first fire - and most critically, who was the first to brave the slimy, pale oyster?

In this audiobook, writer Cody Cassidy digs deep into the latest research to uncover the untold stories of some of these incredible innovators (or participants in lucky accidents). With a sharp sense of humor and boundless enthusiasm for the wonders of our ancient ancestors, Who Ate the First Oyster? profiles the perpetrators of the greatest firsts and catastrophes of prehistory, using the lives of individuals to provide a glimpse into ancient cultures, show how and why these critical developments occurred, and educate us on a period of time that until recently we've known almost nothing about.

©2020 Cody Cassidy (P)2020 Penguin Audio
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"A fun and enlightening quick trip through all the clever, stupid, dangerous, and gross human firsts that we've all wondered about." (Zach and Kelly Weinersmith, New York Times best-selling authors of Soonish: Ten Emerging Technologies That'll Improve and/or Ruin Everything)

"In this fascinating and entertaining book, Cody Cassidy has done what might seem impossible: illustrating the identity, life, and death of some of the most momentous - and entirely anonymous - figures in human (and prehuman) history." (Ryan North, author of How to Invent Everything: A Survival Guide for the Stranded Time Traveler)

"Illuminating and entertaining.... Cassidy humanizes prehistory with wit and a firm grasp of the science behind these anthropological case studies. Enthralled readers will develop a new appreciation for the ancient past." (Publishers Weekly)

Fascinating History • Informative Content • Excellent Narration • Entertaining Approach • Original Perspective

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A small few of us ever take the time to understand how civilizations before advanced and the perils they faced to lay foundation for who we are today. This book takes you on that journey. It is a bit wonky in the beginning of the read as the author sets the structure for marking historical time by relating it to time on a clock, but don't let that stop you as it is a good ploy. This book is thought provoking and will make you wiser for sure.

Things you probably never thought of

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I love science, and I loved history, this book scratched that itch quite nicely. it was great paced and kept this ADD brain's attention (which is hard to do I might add).

listened to the whole thing in one day

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I found the book’s premise intriguing, identify the first people to do, discover, or invent something. The author goes in depth to give us the best possible answer and while diving into material that can be at times somewhat dull does an excellent job of keeping the reader engaged and interested. The audible performance of the book was excellent and I really enjoyed the performers deep steady voice and pace.

Interesting material and an excellent reading performance

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This book was very entertaining.
I enjoyed from first to last story. I was able to enjoy while towards end of day. Each story was so interesting and attention grabing. Good author!

Great Stories

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This is exactly what I want in books like this: informative, entertaining, and original. The short length is a feature not a bug. It says what it needs to without adding hours and hours of filler.

Perfect

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pre history can be exceedingly boring, but not this one! .. excellent writing and narration. they have taken a fresh approach to old questions...it sounded like story time by giving the current character names. don't miss this one.

Not your grandfather's history book.

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I’m not a history anything, but the author crafted the information in an interesting way. The narrator was easy to listen to.

Interesting

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I loved this book, from the topic to the performance, and the way its written. Cassidy does a great job of communicating complex ideas in science about human development and making connections to the modern day. This is an approachable read with humor and a wealth of fascinating information. It's a great way to further understand all the ways that we've benefited from the contributions of generations before us.

Fascinating Book!

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I loved how individuals, intrad of generic people, were brought to life as the Firsts to accomplish something.

The science and evidence

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A series of short stories answering all sorts of questions that I’ve always wondered about. Educational and great fun!

A Fun Read!

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